The Kamentary Track

Just wanted to give you all an update on why there wasn’t an episode last Monday

This Episode’s Kamentary Question Mark Man Flamecraft Yet another Agito New credits Kino’s so kool, more, again Tomato Cake Medical malpractice with a bow on it The true origin of the Dyatlov Pass Incident Kamen Rider does not understand medicine, more, again A dropped plot Strange places to walk a dog How is Canosus like peanut butter? A masterful disguise Mana’s superpowers, more, again How bike...

This Episode’s Kamentary Cody disappears for Brandon Sanderson Florida law Kamen Rider protagonist hair A bat’leth? Prage Proof vampires don’t exist Ryo’s bisexual hair Shoichi’s manic episode Hikawa requires supervision Corvus Canosus Japanese Neo The Hero of the Akatsuki-gou This is not an Omegaverse podcast Kamen Rider doesn’t understand medicine One way to get access to an OR Blue Cross Blue S...

This Episode’s Kamentary Pokémon Pocket TCG Kamen Rider Gavv We’re old Ryo’s comeuppance Conflict resolution The true leader of The Akatsuki-Gou Homoerotic tension, more, again Propheta Cruentus, The Blood-Stained Prophet El of Water’s go to Man Cold Moments World saving shift work American Magic Same sex marriage in Japan, or lack there of Self-actualization, minus the self Agito Burning Form The...

This Episode’s Kamentary Roombas The New Mutants The El of Water Confusion, Powers Ryo doesn’t want to know your identity Do not insult Hikawa’s bug man crush Heroic Blue Screen of Death The fate of the Akatsuki-Gou Phytokinesis Will we ever find out who Kino is? A decent Hojo scene A concerning sentence Bad conflict management skills Masumi is a more interesting character, too late Pudge the fish...

This Episode’s Kamentary Fictional Jace’s Mike Tyson v. Jake Paul Various states of dead When to reevaluate your social circle Biblical parallels, again Taichi, agent of chaos The Ma-ob Metaphors Black and White, and Red all over New tiers of insignificant characters Hikawa’s responsibilities The structure of the Akatsuki-Gou survivors, or lack there of Academic rebellion Even Jed can’t be bothere...

This Episode’s Kamentary Cody has delusions of relevance Shoichi gives good advice The Professor’s questionable parenting methods Don’t listen to Hojo A very aggressive fountain Acceptable targets of weird A fate worse than Truck-kun Cetos Orcinus, Boss Orca Foreshadowing Majima Koji The Toku/BL Pipeline The Odagiri Effect, again The Disastrous Life of Saiki K. 0 to divorced real fast Blade Runner...

This Episode’s Kamentary ·         Titles ·         Warhammer 40k, more, again ·         BoJack Horseman, again ·         Standard Agito ·         Communal food etiquette ·         How Hojo is and is not an ass this episode ·         Mean Girls ·         Extreme couponing ·         Multiuse Industrial Spaces ·         PTSD triggers ·         300 ·         Passive Aggressive Kombat ·         Crusta...

This Episode’s Kamentary We apologize for the sound quality of the last few episodes; after moving recording locations we’re still adjusting our settings. Kamen Rider Wizard Zoids Malicious Compliance Xu-Goma-Gu, again Piscis Arapaima Marine Biology with Cody, again The Bends Cloudcuckoolander Effects of the lack of Ichijo Psychically porous plastics, again Shoichi’s master plan Debbie Proper amou...

This Episode’s Kamentary Full Metal Tarot Brotherhood Bojack Horseman Banjo, disambiguated Ambition Kobayashi Yasuko Writers vs. Directors, more, again DMT bursts MiB Felinious Distractions Ryo’s rap sheet Spotlight Episodes Very specific superpowers Echinus Famelicare Sea Urchikens Acid Heelies Uncomfortable subtext Kamen Rider Typings, more, again Trauma The Worst X-Man Ever Actual Kidnapping Ni...

This Episode’s Kamentary Sauron, disambiguated Adaptational vibe checks Nonspecific bondage chickens Who the fuck’s Kino? Revelatory costume changes Corvus Calvis Sexism Confusion, directors vs writers Sawaki Yukino (Podcast) Official Nomenclature Sexism, again Walking Spoiler Confusion, nomenclature Sawki’s motivation, maybe Irony Confusion, visual Trinity Form, again Amnesia, again Confusion, di...

This Episode’s Kamentary How Cody plays DnD Ichi the Witch Pacing, or lack thereof, again Delicious comeuppance Shoichi’s aura of entrapment Slutty vegetables Various uses of tomatoes Corvus Luscus Artistic choices Cryptid disambiguation Casually menacing walking Interior design choices Shoichi disambiguation, partially Filter (over)use Corvus Intonsus Masumi has ill intent Trinity Form Powers as...

This Episode’s Kamentary Space Marine 2 Shoichi remembers the Z axis More Dakka Potamotrigon Cassis Hojo’s smarm levels A Braveheart Reference Hot Cross Buns Magic Tricks Emotional Support Kono Too Perfect An unnecessary flashback Magic Tricks, again Shoichi can bully anyone Hojo unsupervised Ozawa is an opportunist Japanese labor laws, or lack there of Suit actors are artists who deserve more res...

This Episode’s Kamentary This episode was edited while I was evacuating hurricane Helene. There are a few hiccups, please understand. Shameless Patreon plug The 01 Driver Sloth Friend Bureaucratic Blame Games Our own Taichi head cannon A lamp gets promoted Badminton Breaks Potamotrigon Cucullus Gratuitous Latin Invisible vs. Incorporeal Warhammer 40k, more, again Hojo reaches even lower levels of...

The episode originally mixed exclusively to the left audio track. That should now be fixed. This Episode’s Kamentary Birthdays and Anniversaries The return of Business Man Pun based assholery Fanservice Omuro has delusions of grandeur Cody is a mark The V1 System Hojo’s superpower Tofu based Iron Man qualifications Manzai Omuro has a valid point The Iron Man off Kamen Rider G3-X Gundam, more, agai...

This Episode’s Kamentary ·         Kevin Can Go Fuck Himself ·         Crush House ·         Hikawa is hot, more, again ·         Various levels of G ·         Gross misappropriation of tax-payer money ·         Professor Takamura Kosuke ·         Apis Vespa ·         Misogyny ·         Thank you, Toku Stats ·         The Ladette ·         Puns, more, again ·         Aspis Mellitus ·         Weird...

This week’s Kamentary Black Myth Wukong Plot relevant powers Ozawa has ulterior motives Impromptu bondage With great power comes great insanity Shoichi and Ryo skipped some steps Shoichi gets dumped, sort of Problems in nomenclature translation Hojo is not self-aware Panteras Rubeo vs. Marco Rubio Aki has a lot of, probably unearned, confidence Ryo’s cycle Speed running relationships Aki’s toxic t...

This week’s Kamentary WMAC Masters Japanese property laws, maybe Cinematography Choices What’s the deal with Theos? Emotional whiplash The voices in Ryo’s head Sekiya Masumi Sagara Katsuhiko Layers Proper business placement Car tips Plot armor Pantheras Cyanaeus, Pantheras Rubeo, and Pantheras Magistra Cat nipples Palette Swaps Nobody likes Taichi Rating on spite Fool me once… Next Week: Some craz...

This week’s Kamentary Creature features The best comic book movie of all time Sweltering bias What constitutes a good day for Ryo Ozawa is Sigourney Weaver Ramen fortune telling The pickle Hojo wants Shoichi bullies Hikawa. More. Again. Hojo does actual work The lamp has a comeback Hojo’s perfect Sunday Proper timing for bike-fu When to offer up an alibi Pet the Dog Ryo literally falls for Shoichi...

This week’s Kamentary How records work Bug souls. Again. Agito as Kamentary of feudalism Kopi Luwak Tsukasa Ryuji The Idiot Ball Kamen Rider wardrobe choices Twice edged Sawaki’s bad trip, again Metaphorical Fellatio Hanamura “Boss” Sashi Hydrozoa Ignio Dollar/Yen exchange rate Shoichi the cryptid The American Dream Cody’s next DnD character Some uncomfortable Jared lore Bad Police work. Again. Ge...

Due to a combination of health and hurricanes we interrupt your regularly scheduled Agito kamentary. This was originally ran on our Patreon back in December. I apologize for the volume on this. I've done my best, but you will likely need to listen to it a bit louder than usual.  This week's Kamentary · We’re sorry · The origins of Masked Rider · Jared was a dumb kid · Spider Base, a ship in pain ·...

This week’s Kamentary Various Kamen Riders that aren’t Agito Ryo deserves happiness Curve Sickle must split Awkward in hindsight Hojo’s flawed science The Inoue Test Greasy sliding Everyone should hit Hojo None of us speak sports Hojo has too much power The goal posts have a mind of their own Finally, an answer, and so many more questions Aki lies, a lot The Trials and Tribulations of Ryo The Mole...

This week’s Kamentary Multiple forms of X-men Ryo needs better PR Aki likes to watch The best way to not draw attention to yourself Produce affinities Kamaitatchi Villains Act, Heroes React The Agito Capture Plan, or lack there of Shoichi is too pure for Old Maid Geoffrey may or may not know how hearing works Ineffective cleaning methods How not to get Mana to do something Fish fingering, again Sh...

A special note, due to technical difficulties this and the next two episodes I was working with a streamlined soundboard. This week’s Kamentary Chuck E. Cheese has lore The psychological trauma of Stuart Little An ill-advised medical procedure A subtle, but important distinction Hojo has been proven fucking The Agito capture project Taichi’s a little bitch Background characters, or lack there of S...

This week’s Kamentary Kamen Rider Geats The difference between Shoichi and Godai Hospitals vs Power Armor How to motivate Mana Another terrible superpower VHS players Terrific Frickin’ Hojo Ryo’s Still in the show Shoichi manipulates Hikawa, again One way to handle Acutia Machine Tornador: Slider Mode Coconut Superpowers The Overlord’s motivations, or lack there of Bussel Sprout and Cabbage Cake T...