The Judgies

Welcome to our new show where we give legally not advice to our listeners! Call (850)JUDGIES to leave us a voicemail asking for some of our (again, not legally) advice! In this episode, we talk about: an uncle and an aunt hooking up in front of the family, some aux cord woes striking following a repeat playing of Combiation Taco Bell and Pizza Hut, an ex fiance who won't return belongings, a cat(?...

In this episode, we talk about: a permit test that was actually a test of bladder control, a teenage worker who was asked to come in and talk to the police, a girlfriend who is perceived as having an "attitude problem" by her boyfriend, a listener who had a TERRIBLE roommate, a wife bleeding out while waiting for her husband, and someone has a "come to Jesus" moment that leaves a relationship in s...

Welcome to our new show where we give legally not advice to our listeners! Call (850)JUDGIES to leave us a voicemail asking for some of our (again, not legally) advice! In this episode, we talk about: a caller whose had a couple of smokes and a couple of drinks, a caller that wants to be more petty with their SIL at an upcoming wedding, and we go over the Rod Blagojevich Saga one caller had experi...

In this episode, we talk about: a wedding date being changed that ROCKS the podcast, a stain left in a bathing suit that ROCKS the podcast, a relationship that is on the ROCKS that DOESN'T AFFECT the podcast, a listener getting messages that only their dad should have seen, a pregnant girlfriend's surprise appearance at a wedding ROCKS the podcast, and some one poops in the shower. We also go over...

Welcome to our new show where we give legally not advice to our listeners! Call (850)JUDGIES to leave us a voicemail asking for some of our (again, not legally) advice! In this episode, we talk about: a wedding venue burning down before the date, our favorite topping for cheesecake, a twin who has a felon fiancé, someone asking how to make some friends as adults, and someone who needs to break it...

In this episode, we talk about: an accidental proposal gone right(?), a girlfriend who was caught with an underage photo, a couple of "roommates" who have failed to DTR (define their relationship, I'm using slang chat), a high IQ alpha male not sure how to handle his emotions, a girlfriend who tastes round, and a listener who is unsure of what to do about their ex wife's new relationship. We also...

In this episode, we talk about our FAVORITE stories and circle jurdges from the year! Thanks for a great season 5 and we can't wait for our season 6! This episode is sponsored by: HelloFresh! Go to ⁠HelloFresh.com/Judgies10fm⁠ NOW to get 10 free meals with a FREE item for life! ⁠⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠⁠⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Pa...

In this episode, we talk about: a girlfriend who REFUSES to be Italian in the bedroom, a creepy mechanic looking for his "payment" from a woman, a boyfriend who has been faking his girlfriend's nightmares, a listener who had a professor outed for HEINOUS crimes, a person not invited to their maid of honor's wedding, and a husband who message his wife's abusive ex for old photos. We also create a t...

In this episode, we talk about: losing some GOLDEN content for the FIRST TIME IN SHOW HISTORY, a guy who HATES how much his girlfriend is like that one person from Friends, a smoothie that had some oysters in it or something idk, someone wearing AirPods to an interview and it goes WRONG, a listener who had a dog get in their underwear, and the INFAMOUS poop scale story FINALLY gets read. We also g...

In this episode, we talk about: two sides of the same divorce story, a person who pavlov'd their boyfriend with M&M's, a person eating a struggle meal consisting of period sock rice, a listener who was messaging a stranger on snapchat, and a father who wanted to punish his son for losing a coat. We also go over foods that Josh thinks are better than they are. ⁠⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠⁠...

In this episode, we talk about: a person finding out their boyfriend posted about them on reddit, a girlfriend who always wants to be in the bathroom when a guy pees, a husband who regrets marrying his wife and tells her about it, a favor making a wife look like a fool, a marriage ending over something in the past, and a dad being caught with a 16 year old. We also have a listener who had their ca...

In this episode, we talk about: a guy who makes his coworker uncomfortable by being a pos creep, a husband who keeps getting dirtier and dirtier against his wife's wishes, a listener who ended up with brown stains on their butt, a listener who got caught vomming in a bathroom mid tiktok dance, a person who gets catfished in Ireland, and a wife who may or may not be farting. We also go over our tak...

In this episode, we talk about: a guy who accidentally faked an allergy and it's coming back to haunt him, a dad who cannot keeps his hands to his friggin self, a couple almost getting a divorce over a baby name, and some one who "drugged" a woman at a family bbq. We also complete the annual pissbaby draft! This episode is sponsored by: Chewy! Go to Chewy.com/JUDGIES to save $20 on your first orde...

In this episode, we talk about: someone who is pretending their sone isn't queer, a poorly timed vet visit, someone confused about bears and dogs, a girlfriend who doesn't understand that she was in the wrong, a listener who found her partner's secret account, and a guy doing his best "buddy the Elf" homage. We also go over the best and worse names for underwear! Judgies Merch is Available HERE! W...

In this episode, we talk about: a wife who has a very suspicious bug bite after going to Vegas, a guy getting upset over some boobies, new neighbors who have an uncomfortably close past, a listener who didn't know what to do with a bathroom jug, a wife who is caught cheating at a dinner, and a guy who figures out how to fix his ailments. We also have some unfair trivia in the circle jurdge! This e...

In this episode, we talk about: a boyfriend who keeps threatening his partner, a surprise pregnancy in an open relationship, a listener who wanted to get doxed, a short banal poop story from someone named Sal, a listener with a scary and funny ho phase story, a partner who hates ballet, and someone who has a Gacha addiction. We also go over some alma mater drama in the circle jurdge! This episode...

In this episode, we talk about: a guy who keeps his partner's hair while she's sleeping, a guy who keeps using his partner's clothes, a cheating girlfriend who gets caught in a coma, a listener who had a hard day as a vet tech, tariffs hitting a business owner a little hard, and someone whose email style came off as "rude." We also have a circle jurdge return of Pet Steeves! This episode is sponso...

In this episode, we talk about: A boyfriend who doesn't want his girlfriend to have any friends, a husband who keeps adding pee to his wife's food, a husband who comes out as straight after a 5 year marriage, a listener who tried to pee too soon after surgery, and a prank gone wrong, nearly resulting in a death. We also try to find some freelance work in this week's circle jurdge! This episode is...

In this episode, we talk about: a girlfriend who won't stop twerking, a girlfriend who won't shower, a girlfriend who may have revealed her infidelity through a game of Catan, a listener who had to give care to their mom, a roommate's girlfriend who won't wear bottoms around the house, a girlfriend who keeps getting called ugly by her partner, and a girlfriend who makes a strange request in the be...

In this episode, we talk about: a guy who shames his girlfriend into not being intimate, a house sitting event leading to some coworkers being cancelled, a listener who had an absolute poo-nami, some messy mom lore from another listener, and a trans-formation fetish conversation happening in all the worst ways. Josh also tells his favorite joke during the circle jurdge! This episode is sponsored b...

In this episode, we talk about: Seinfeld ruining an intimate moment for a couple, a wife who figures out that she is a witch, someone who realizes that no one likes her boyfriend, a listener who was caught between a garbage can and a hard place, and we find out that beans are WOKE. We also go over a circle jurdge from Anthony Cerrato (Northern Bones) that shows us where some of the bands that the...

In this episode we talk about: a guy who called his girlfriend "meh," a person who wanted to buy their stepdaughter some new knickers, a guy whose fragile bones betrayed him, a huge update to the gaycation story, a listener who went on a wild grey goose chase, and a listener who had a nearly nightmarish time in Sicily. We also do a listener submitted tweets that should have banged. This episode is...

In this episode we talk about: a husband who wont stop drinking, a father who demands his dead wife be memorialized by his kid, a bartender who crossed the line and messaged a patron, a listener who is trying their hardest to not come across as racist, and a fiancé who ruins opening day. We also take a quiz to figure out where we should move to. This episode is sponsored by: Factor! Check out Fact...

In this episode we talk about: a guy who tried out a "TikTok trend" on his wife, an annoying boyfriend who hogs the tv, a "lawyer" who gets caught in her lies, a listener who had an unfortunate moment at a Joji concert, and a very weird person who wants to steal his brother's girlfriend. Christian also outlines some things he saw while pondering his orb in the circle jurdge and we get a bonus sect...

In this episode we talk about: the Kleckners having norovirus, someone who ran into JoJo Siwa, a spiritual successor to Oh mama, a guy who wants to pay his respects to Jimmy Carter, a listener who was robbed at Barnes and Noble, a guy who doesn't want to get married until his ex is dating someone, a boyfriend who faked an entire friend group, and someone who has questionable use of butter. We also...