The JTrain Podcast

This week's Mailbag Monday has it all! Workplace hookups, marriage drama, and unwanted attention at dinner parties. Jared dives into a spicy email from a listener who hooked up with a coworker on a business trip, oh, and they're both married with kids! What started as flirtation turned into a secret connection, but now she’s wondering if he’s in it for more than just sex… or if it was just a conve...

This week’s Pop Culture Thursday is stacked from the red carpet to the roast stage! First up: Jared dives into Kylie Jenner’s viral Met Gala moment, where her stilettos left her screaming in pain. He riffs on the absurdity of Page Six headlines, the chaotic glamour of the Met, and the culture of clickbait that feeds it all. Then it's onto the roast heard 'round the world, Jared breaks down why Tom...

We got Anthony DeVito on the podcast! He's taping a Comedy Special this Friday, May 9! Check it out! They explore the pressure comedians face to constantly create content in a world obsessed with social media clips. From open mic sets to $50 ticketed shows, they break down what audiences expect and what comics deliver. Jared and Anthony joke about the rise of "main character energy" and why it oft...

It’s Ticked Off Tuesday, and Jared is fired up! First, he tackles his frustration: PIZZA! Jared complains that the specialty pizzas at Jimmy V’s in Raleigh are overly complicated, with too many aggressive or niche ingredients that make them hard to order solo. He wishes restaurants offered more balanced, gently creative options or solo-sized portions so diners eating alone could try something new...

This week on the JTrain Podcast, Jared helps three listeners facing big emotional crossroads. First, a newly single 37-year-old is reeling after learning her ex-husband is dating a 23-year-old Czech bombshell. She doesn’t want him back, but the jealousy is real, and the Instagram spiral is worse. Jared offers perspective on comparison, confidence, and how to re-enter the dating world without fear...

Jared dives into the latest pop culture drama! From Bill Belichick’s much-younger girlfriend quietly amassing a real estate empire to Hailey Bieber catching heat for allegedly copying Selena Gomez (again)👀 Jared unpacks the financial power plays behind celebrity relationships, questions the narrative around Kim Kardashian’s son testing the influencer waters, and reacts to the latest Royal Family...

It’s Chit Chat Wednesday on the JTrain Podcast, and Jared is joined by comedian Steven Rogers , whose new special Half of We is out now and packed with sharp, heartfelt jokes, especially a standout bit at the end that Jared calls a classic. They talk about the world of clean comedy, including Steven’s experience opening for Brian Regan, how audiences react to “clean” comics, and what it means to s...

Uncle JTrain is back with your funniest, most relatable rants! First up: Jared sounds off on the awkward new open-door body scanners at LaGuardia Airport Why are they making us stand like we’re auditioning for a weird dance troupe?! Then, a listener writes in furious over the broken self-checkout system at stores. Why are we still waiting for someone to verify our ID when Face ID could do the job...

On this episode of the JTrain Podcast, Jared Fried brings his signature mix of humor and honesty to a fresh batch of listener emails!! First up, a woman caught in a tricky post-divorce situation seeks advice after her best friend’s ex-husband reaches out with a seemingly harmless text. Should she have responded at all? Then, Jared weighs in on the age-old debate: will sleeping with someone on the...

On this Pop Culture Thursday, Jared dives into this week’s juiciest celebrity gossip and trending news stories! From JoJo Siwa’s candid comments on her evolving sexuality to Penn Badgley's honest reflections on dating Blake Lively during Gossip Girl, no headline is off limits. Jared weighs in on Dave Portnoy's new relationship reveal, the internet's fascination with Barron Trump’s online gaming ha...

Jared is joined by Saturday Night Live cast member and stand-up comedian Devon Walker for their first-ever sit-down, and it’s instant chemistry. The two dive deep into what it’s like performing stand-up on the college comedy circuit, share hilarious stories from their campus gigs, and unpack why college audiences can be both the easiest and trickiest crowds. Devon shares behind-the-scenes insights...

It's another Ticked Off Tuesday on the JTrain Podcast, and Jared is here to gripe right alongside you. This week, he dives headfirst into a full platter of pet peeves from the infuriatingly vague Hinge prompt responses that say nothing, to the sad state of non-alcoholic drink options when you’re out and about in NYC. Ever had a Diet Coke from the bar soda gun? Jared’s got some strong opinions. Plu...

This week on the JTrain Podcast, Jared serves up hot takes and heartfelt advice to help you navigate the wild world of dating and stadium seating. First, a listener is spiraling after their friend matched with their longtime neighbor crush on Hinge… Is it still worth shooting your shot when your confidence takes a hit? Then, a thoughtful 28-year-old guy writes in about feeling lost in love. He's g...

Pop Culture Thursday! This week Jared dives into the clickiest headlines from Kacey Musgraves’ horniness going viral to a wild family revelation involving Steven Tyler, a rock concert hookup, and a paternity surprise years in the making. Yep, Liv and Mia might have a new sister, and Jared’s got thoughts. He breaks down the timing, the fallout, and the awkward logistics, especially for the guy who...

It’s a Chit Chat Wednesday, and Jared is joined by Ally Lewber ! She is a spiritual astrologer, model, entertainment industry pro, and host of the upcoming podcast Starstruck . You might also recognize her from Vanderpump Rules , where she shares her life and relationship with James Kennedy, but today she’s here to talk about something even more mystical: astrology. Beyond reality TV, Ally is a pa...

It’s a Ticked Off Tuesday! First up, a listener calls for standardized coffee cup sizes across all cafes. Is it a medium or a small? Why does a “large” at one place feel like a “small” at another? Jared weighs in on the daily chaos of caffeine inconsistency. Then, we head to the slopes of Mont Tremblant, where the only thing colder than the weather was the food. One listener shares their disappoin...

It’s a Mailbag Monday and Jared’s here to help two listeners navigate their romantic gray areas! First, a listener is stuck in a limbo with her ex, who she’s been reconnecting with after their breakup in October 2023. Although they’ve been texting consistently and even got physical a few times, she still doesn’t know where they stand. Jared dives into how she can take control of the situation and...

In this juicy episode of the JTrain Podcast, Jared dives deep into the latest internet-fueled drama surrounding White Lotus co-stars Walton Goggins and Aimee Lou Wood. Are they feuding or are fans just reading too much into an Instagram unfollow? Jared breaks down everything from behind-the-scenes tributes to eagle-eyed netizens (ugh) and why an unfollow does say something. Plus, he reflects on th...

This week on the JTrain Podcast, it's a delicious Chit Chat Wednesday with returning guest and food content connoisseur Jeremy Jacobowitz ! Jared and Jeremy dive fork-first into the state of TikTok food culture — the viral bakery hype, the FOMO-fueled lines, and how social media has changed the way we experience our favorite spots. From the best slice in NYC to underrated food cities (shout out Ro...

This week on the JTrain Podcast, Jared comes to you from Rochester, NY with a fresh batch of annoyances for Ticked Off Tuesday! He kicks things off with a personal gripe about asking hotel front desks for food recommendations and getting “cheap and a lot” instead of “good and worth it.” Why is Subway the go-to sandwich rec in every town?! Then, Jared dives into listener complaints, starting with a...

Jared is in Rochester, NY, taping ahead of time before heading to Nashville to work out new material at Zanies' new "Lab" room, and he's bringing the energy. This week’s Mailbag Monday dives into a wedding plus-one predicament that turns into a full-blown dissection of lazy logistics, relationship signals, and the male brain’s cheapskate tendencies. Jared breaks down why assuming a plus-one is nev...

This week on Pop Culture Thursday , we’re diving into the latest celebrity buzz straight from Page Six ! Glen Powell is apparently expanding his empire into the world of condiments? We break down what’s real and what’s just good PR. Plus, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s $14 million Montecito home is making headlines again. What’s the latest royal tea? And, of course, we have to talk about Kelly R...

This week’s Chit Chat Wednesday brings you comedian and longtime JTrain guest Noah Gardenswartz ! Noah has been part of the show for years, and today, he’s here to talk about big life changes—like moving to Las Vegas, raising two kids, and adjusting to a whole new lifestyle. Jared and Noah dive into what it's like to relocate, the unique Jewish community in Vegas, and navigating marriage pranks (i...

Jared kicks off the episode with a debate about the show's intro music—does it really turn people away, or is it just part of the fun? Then, he takes a hilarious deep dive into Rochester's infamous garbage plate , questioning its status as an "American dish" and dissecting its chaotic ingredients. Along the way, Jared shares his upcoming show dates, a real-life Nutrafol testimonial, and why his mo...

Feather, feather! Jared is back with another round of dating and life dilemmas, tackling the tough questions with his signature mix of empathy and roast-level honesty. First up, a listener wonders if she’s the bad guy for prioritizing her boyfriend over her long-time friend group’s brunches. She’s a single mom with limited free time—so is she selfish, or just setting healthy boundaries? Jared brea...