The Joust NRL Podcast

This week the boys give their medical opinions*, discuss the musings of the late Winston Churchill, and somewhere towards the end Glen Frey’s “The Heat Is On” plays. Pretty straightforward, yeah? *Unlicensed medical opinions. The Joust is legally obliged to make note of this per the terms of settlement surrounding the matter of Cessnock Private Hospital v The Joust (2016) #nrl #newcastleknights #p...

This week the boys are joined by special guest Isaac Butterfield. They unveil their plan to make Nathan Ross an NRL superstar, why taking a dive is bad - but okay if you're doing it, as well as a lesson not to trust your dreams when betting on the ponys. ...and don’t forget to pick up tickets to see Isaac's upcoming tour “Bad For Your Health”, which has him going all over the country - secure your...

Well we can hold our heads up high (big and little) because we are back in the winners circle. Biggest scalp of the rebuilding era and the Joust has never been happier. Sit down in your comfy chair undo the dressing gown and and let's soak it in together #nrl #nrlknights #knights #bighead #littlehead #twolittleheads #whichheadisthepenis

Well Jousters, we are 2-2 and it's important that we stick with them through thick and thin... what ever that means. This week the boys discuss all the action from round 4 and Liam let's loose on the the referee situation. #nrl #newcastleknights #thick #thin #2and2 #round4 #thejoust #podcast #newcastle #australia #referees #pongstrong #whitelightning

Sorry for the VERY late post Jousters, but our editor was grounded most of the week after a "Very Dissatisfactory" report card from his year 8 teacher Ms. Kimble, his step-father Murray has told us via landline telephone. - - - Anyway... this week the boys tackle a new challenge - a loss. Tune in and find out how they deal with defeat and reveal a very special event on the horizon. Also, half way...

We’re two out of two and we’ve got plenty to Crowe about! Tune in as the boys are joined by club legend Stephen Crowe to discuss redheads, latte-sippers, and subscription television services. Also keep your ears peeled to find out how you could be joining us to watch some bloody football over the weekend! Joust on, Jousters. #nrl #nrlknights #goknights #secretgingers #hotredheads #redheadsxxx

2 points on the board and we are EXCITED. Join the boys tonight as they discuss all the action from Friday nights game as well as discover hidden gems from Liam's childhood delicatessen's.

Jousters, you didn’t ask for it, but here it is - our season preview. Join us as we discuss our journey to becoming mug entrepreneurs, the difference between poaching and boiling, as well as lightly glazing over some stuff about a football team by name of “Newcastle Knights”. #glistening #nrl #newcastleknights #football #Newcastle #preview #mug #mugs #entrepreneurs #2018premiers #poaching #boiling...

Alright Jousters the wait is over. It’s time to invite you into the studio as a couple of Knights tragics have a chat with one of their heroes. Please enjoy our interview with Mr. Kurt Gidley!

In the FINAL episode of the Mad Mondays season, we have our dear friend/renaissance man - a man who has sailed all over the planet - Mr. Pat Richardson In this episode the boys discuss the strict definitions of a boat and a ship, breaking a Hemsworth brothers arm, and a very specific review of Pats stay at a best western - - - - - #lengthofaboat #lengthofahouse #boat #ship #bullrider #gottagetwher...

In this episode the boys discuss schoolyard violence, the cure for Syphilis, and appropriating accents. - - - #bunsenburnercrimes #schoolyardboxing #waitstaffrespect #theroadsaremelting #rollondeodorantisnotforsharing #healthymercuryconsumption #singleshoereplacements #binpolitics #2ndworldcountry

This week we talk about Nudge from Hey Dad, the legend of Elvis' Fools Gold Loaf, and the Royal Engagement. ...and a whole bunch of other stuff as well! - - - #nudge #smudge #chelsey #likeavegan #elvis #foolsgoldloaf #christmaslights #chrimbo #hotworldleaders #goodbyepenistower #figherworld #allthelands #tomteland #wonderland #landland #pleasurekevin

This week the boys talk about Norway's discovery of Oil, going to a brothel in Ho Chi Minh City with your parents, and using John Travolta’s copyright without permission.

Episode Five, SO BLOODY SOON?!? IN A JOUST/MONDAYS FIRST, WE HAVE A LIVE TELEPHONE CALL FROM ANTHONY 'CHOC' MUNDINE AND WAYNE BENNETT Has Christmas/Tuesday come early? It's ALMOST like we had a scheduling error and had to record and edit TWO HOT GUESTS within a timeline shorter than anyone could have planned for. Anyway, prepare your eyeballs and your earballs for some real high definition podcast...

Tonight The Joust welcomes Newcastle’s greatest songsmen, Nah Mate. On this episode the boys talk about uncovering small nipples in public, your creepy childhood butcher, and the lost art of bicycle riding. #NRL #Nahmate #Knights #Newy #littleboyssausages #butchers #nipplehair #othersyndromes 

This week the boys discuss lying to strangers, seeking strangers affections, and the Two Baileys. - - - #podcast #friendship #comedy #baileys #lying #truthtelling #cricket #uber #taxis #jobs #whatsliambeentweeting

In this episode the boys discuss the fading star of heroic stunt people, Newcastle's fast-casual restaurants of yesteryear, and the doyen of infomercials, the late Ian Turpie - - - #niagrafalls #thefirsttwosisters #thethirdoneisimpossile #noyourealiar #miracleblade3 #quicktakeyourshoeoff #nrl #newcastleknights #schoolyardindiscresions #paulswarehouse #ramanisruggallery #newcastle #nsw #australia

Now that The Joust is in the off season, the boys have absolutely nothing to do. Please enjoy the fruits of their leisure in a brand new audio/visual presentation. Allow us to introduce you to Mad Mondays. - - - In this episode, the boys discuss the tasteful medium of public nudity, the structural integrity of the modern day wallet, and the merits of splinters.

This week the boys discuss: Dillon Rowney's big air swing, The ping pong table at the canteen lady's house, and The Curious Case of Darren 'Young' Button.

In this episode, the boys discuss Mr Takagi and the rest of his life, the decline of the roller-disco industry, and Knights involvement with the Hunter Dance Academy.

In this episode, the boys talk about MT Hutton Grammar, the art of head stomping, and the various remakes of "The Longest Yard".

In this episode the boys discuss the Merewether seafood/heroin scheme, the Wildlings in Canberra, and clinical constipation.

In this episode, Liam and Naggy celebrate 3 in a row, continue celebrating 3 in a row, then Liam goes on a holiday.

This week on The Joust we talk about Tasmania's brand new steam engines, a proposed wall between Australia and New Zealand, and we discuss Vancouver's driverless trains.

This week we discuss the best kebab in newcastle, why children run away from things, and sport!