The Josh Johnson Show

It was recently the Fourth of July so Josh is taking a look back at Independence Days past and revealing a lot of strange things about his hometown and the remarkable people that inhabit it. There's a man whose whole job is a stick, people who think it's a good idea to fry turkeys for the Fourth, and some city slickers that can't handle their barbecue. Granted, it's not regular barbecue... If you'...

Josh & Logan are celebrating their 100th episode and...honestly, nothing is different. Josh talks about getting beat at go karts (very recently) and an afterparty he attended turned apocalyptic. He and Logan also get lost in discussing some buck-wild choices at a wedding that led to a lot of misery. Thanks for listening to 100 episodes of the Josh Johnson Show!  See Josh and Logan perform...

In celebration of their 100th episode coming this week, Josh and Logan have decided to revive the Monday Mailbag for a special, extended trip down memory lane as they dive into some of the oldest listener emails they never got to on the show! There's great listener stories about rundown towns, vomiting at theme parks, night terrors, strange food combinations, and pranks that aren't really pranks....

Josh recently talked to a friend and learned of a date that she went on with an "artist" and, to put it bluntly, what happens is maybe the greatest thing Logan has ever heard. There's also another tale of date with a catfish-esque twist and a mailbag featuring a regular fish twist. Join Josh and Logan for the next virtual live show on Wednesday, June 29th. Get tickets at https://www.eventbrite.com...

You ever find a family heirloom that you just wish you hadn't? Well, this episode is all about finding some tawdry familial keepsakes and what you can learn from them. Josh and Logan also talk about some run-ins with otherworldly forces that may just be fumes. And the phrase "gnome sex pyramid" is coined, so you gotta see what that's about. The next Virtual Live show is happening June 29th! Get yo...

Josh recently had a couple flights and got to experience the full spectrum of relationships between fellow passengers...and he hated every second of it. From new love to downward spirals to a screaming baby for good measure, he has had a weekend. Josh also coins some excellent new phrases and he and Logan endure a traumatic mailbag segment. For tickets to Josh's upcoming live shows, go to https://...

It's right there in the title; Josh has an injured booby in this one. It's not necessarily the focus of the episode, but it is definitely on Joshy's mind. He and Logan also speculate what it must be like to grow up in a major city, discuss the incorrect way to tip a cow, and how the flaming bag of dog poop prank can go horribly wrong. We're no fire lawyers, but the outcome is definitely not good....

Josh and Logan fall down an internet well of the most intense energy drinks on the market and the psychos that just can't get enough of them! Josh also talks about some of the crazy stuff he's seen in London, Logan is baffled by underwater rugby, and the episode gets relaxing with a lofi remix of the JJS theme song. Join Josh and Logan for another live Josh Johnson Show this coming Tuesday, May 31...

Fresh off of filming Josh's new special, the boys are sleepy. They talk about the longest they've ever gone without sleep and the crazy things sleep deprivation will make you do (like punch through windows or forget what broccoli is). But don't worry, Josh and Logan will also get you hyped with their new form of motivational memes that are 100% inspiring and 100% exhausting! They also ponder how m...

It's been windy lately and Josh has thoughts on how to improve flimsy umbrellas. He also talks with Logan about his stand up special he's about to film in Los Angeles and some weird things that have happened to him in the City of Angels. Oh, and Logan's got some puns. Josh's new special is taping the day this episode comes out. If you happen to be in LA, there may still be a couple tickets left fo...

As promised, Josh finally tells the story of the other comedy festival he performed at that went full Fyre Fest. There's surprise improv, bad rappers, and a spiritual return to the animal house. Honestly, it's a journey. There are still tickets available to the late show for Josh's next special recording in Los Angeles with Logan as the guest opener! Get tickets here: https://www.ticketweb.com/eve...

Y'all...don't eat a burger on the steps. Otherwise, someone is bound to step on it. This is great life advice that someone in today's episode did not follow. Josh and Logan also talk about the Jedi-like powers one can get from hard drugs and the mailbag brings up a real-life President Blades?! For bonus podcasts, silly videos and replays of virtual live shows, join the JJS Patreon at https://www.p...

Can you lift 50 pounds of popcorn? Are you familiar with cutting grass? Are you as high as me right now? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you've got the job! These are also questions asked in real job interviews that Josh and Logan talk about this week. Find out what it takes to work for stoners at Hot Topic, for a clearly concussed landscaper, or to be a stay at home friend. Also, i...

Have you ever been to a theme wedding and had to ask yourself "what the hell is the theme supposed to be?" No? Well, apparently it happens because Josh has a story about a wedding that is just a mish-mash of ideas rolled into one. Josh also tells of a runaway bride that really needed a treat from the frozen food aisle that leads to an exploration into the trash foods from Josh and Logan's youth. T...

It's time for Josh and Logan's annual post-April Fool’s Day episode! As always they cover some pranks that went a little too far which end with people being either embarrassed or physically ill. They also talk about parenting through the lens of Taken, the life story of a woman Logan overheard in a hotel lobby, and an email from a tennis hit-woman. Come see Josh record his new special in L.A. with...

Josh and Logan are in Denver to do stand up and actually recorded this episode before AND after one of the shows. They talk about pre and post-show rituals, people that go to work high, and an intense man Josh saw do stand up back in Chicago. They also talk more about the bar they did shows at that was next to a strip club, and Josh regales Logan with the story of a horrific strip club injury. The...

Moving is a hassle. Especially if you need a bunch of strange and/or illegal things moved. Josh has gathered some strange stories from professional movers about their most uncomfortable jobs and Logan shares some precarious moments from his own moves. They also talk about Josh's misfortunes with various earbuds, his laugh, and running away from situations to prevent yourself from laughing at it. A...

Several chances to hang with Josh and Logan in the next couple weeks! Josh & Logan at Comedy Works South in Denver, CO: https://comedyworks.com/comedians/josh-johnson JJS Live, Virtual Podcast: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-josh-johnson-show-live-virtual-podcast-tickets-300106866717 Josh & Logan at the Comedy Vault in Batavia, IL: https://www.comedyvaultbatavia.com/events/55801

After discussing some famous scammers, Josh tells Logan about the time he went to a comedy fest that was...less than legit. They also talk about the good old days when you needed to turn a key to get into a car, Logan's unfortunately named first car, and a fan favorite returns to the mailbag. Join Josh & Logan for a live recording of the podcast from the comfort of your own home! This live, vi...

Some nicknames come from doing awesome things. Others come from making a fool of yourself. Josh and Logan explore both in this episode, covering stories about people Josh has known with names like Corns and Melonhead. Josh and Logan even attempt to give each other nicknames. They also ramble about loud birds and drunk dogs because why not? Join our Patreon for exclusive bonus podcasts, videos, and...

Josh and Logan care about safety. That's why they've decided to tell you all about some of the weird safety presentations they've witnessed. They talk driver's ed, farm safety, and of course, sex ed. Listen to all the ways people have tried to terrify young Josh and Logan into safety. They also share some strange stories from their theater days, Josh gets creeped out by Logan's cat, and they read...

Josh and Logan accidentally stumble onto a navigational theme as they debate the merits of North and how exactly one uses the stars to make the correct left turn. Josh also talks about a man he saw eat a sandwich in an upsetting way and the time a kid led him into the wilderness just to get attacked by insects. They also talk about getting overwhelmed in comedy, what leads to one literally dying o...

Josh gathered some stories about Valentine's Day dates gone wrong, and they all ended up with a paranormal angle to them. Of course, Josh and Logan can't even do Valentine's normal. Join our Patreon for exclusive bonus podcasts, videos, and behind the scenes content at https://www.patreon.com/joshjohnsonshow Find Josh's albums, socials, and show dates at https://linktr.ee/joshjohnsoncomedy Check o...

Things start pretty bleak for ol' Josh and Logan. They botch the opening and are interrupted by a dog. But after a training montage of gym fail stories, they're ready to enter the dance competition! Do our ragtag podcast hosts have what it takes to save the rec center? Also, isn't it weird that Air Bud and Beethoven had pretty dark subplots? Join our Patreon for exclusive bonus podcasts, videos, a...

Despite how the title sounds, this is not a sex episode. Far from it. It's about magic. Magic tricks gone wrong, Criss Angel: Mindfreak, and JOSH WAS A MAGICIAN'S ASSISTANT?!?!? Also, Logan opens up the mailbag early because the Goth Josh game has evolved... Join our Patreon for exclusive bonus podcasts, videos, and behind the scenes content at https://www.patreon.com/joshjohnsonshow Find Josh's a...