The Joel Creasey Show

It's a beautiful day of learning. Rhys and Joel teach Gez about gay stuff, and she teaches the boys about tools, such as the 'table saw'... hmmm, sounds like a sex act, much like 'plant lava lamp' and  'grandfathering'. Also, the group finally answers the question of whether John Travolta has an airport at his house or built his house at an airport. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

No need to bury the lead. Geraldine Hickey tells Rhys Nicholson and Joel the most exhilarating, jaw-dropping, heart-pumping story about Kylie Minogue. Following this bombshell, we're all living in a 'Post Geraldine Hickey Kylie Mingoue' story world. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel's sister, Alice, calls into the show, and the siblings immediately start sassing each other. Now, there is some beautiful sincerity as Alice shares her journey with Type 1 Diabetes. However, it's mostly a lot of subtle sarcastic remarks about themselves, each other, family members... well, more or less everything. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel's sister, Alice, calls into the show and chats about her personal experience with Type 1 Diabetes and current charity work. Joel also responds to your comments and answers whether it's his first time being human. Lastly, local gossip Michelle Stephenson calls up and reveals which pop star she considers to be making 'Pitch Perfect' moves. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Following his very real, totally legitimate wedding that happened somewhere, Jack Whitehall joins Joel to chat... sport? Really? Huh. Oh, and Disney songs, comedy, and hosting award shows... okay, this feels more like it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack Whitehall joins Joel on the show to discuss his amazing wedding... which he took a rather blase approach to planning. He also chats about his recent appearance in Soccer Aid... which he similarly took a somewhat casual approach to prepping for. The two also discuss the time when his stage lit on fire and the audience was entirely unbothered... hmmm sensing a bit of a theme here. See omnystudi...

Comedian, co-host of Taskmaster Australia and NPC, Tom Cashman joins Joel on the show. The two chat about all things Taskmaster: the emotional journey, the other contestants, and of course, why Joel caused Tom to be left in a coffin for hours, reading four chapters of 'How to Win Friends and Influence People'. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Co-host of Taskmaster Australia, Tom Cashman, gives Joel a 13 out of 10 for his performance on tonight's episode... in terms of how bad it is. Bridget Hustwaite also jumps into the studio to chat about the upcoming Olivia Rodrigo album. She also dishes a little bit of gossip about the first time she met Joel.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

More than just a Housewife, Countess Luann is an old-fashioned showgirl who has more than a story or two to tell. The two chat about how her time growing up as one of seven siblings gave her all the necessary social skills to navigate the brutal, cut-throat world of reality TV, the savage, cut-throat world of New York high society and the ruthless, cut-throat world of entertainment. See omnystudio...

Joel is joined by the ultimate Real Housewife of New York, Countess Luann. However, this showgirl has been all around with the two chatting about her career, from Italian television to her 8 years of Cabaret. Sportball Joel is also activated because his idol, Serena Williams, has returned to the court and, of course, picked up a doubles win. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Put on your most glamorous outfit and gather around your closest audio device, because Alright Hey is on the show! After their stand-up career was delayed in 2020 by an event which won't be named, Alright Hey has been on a roll, providing everyone from Perth to McKay their first night out in 30 years.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Glamour left and we're all to blame. Luckily, one brave soul, Alright Hey, brought glamour back, and now they're daring to bring it back again! Janelle Koenig also calls into the show to discuss how she got read for filth by ChatGPT before embarrassing herself on Instagram. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The biggest celebration on the calendar is here for theatre kids everywhere. It's the Tony Awards! Joel chats about notable winners, P!NK's hosting, and, of course, is quick to name-drop a close personal friend of his who's picked up a statue. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Beloved member and MC of Perth's most important 14-person choir, Take Note, is in the studio. Jenny Creasey chats to her son about the old days, her impressive athletic feats, and her equally impressive singing.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Freya Skye has climbed the Sydney Harbour Bridge, eaten ButterBoy Cookies and now she's experienced the best thing in Australia: Joel Creasey's Couch. The two chat about argument techniques, texting methods, and barely being alive at Junior Eurovision, all before answering a few fan questions! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Freya Skye's long and storied career includes everything from being a Disney Channel star to performing at Junior Eurovision to selling out shows across Australia! Drawing on her many years of wisdom, Freya takes the time to teach Joel more than any other guest ever has.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Has anything better than Hannah Ferrier on Below Deck ever touched the waters of the Mediterranean? Probably, but the Queen of the Seas floats onto the show to dish goss about her wild nights out, her time on Below Deck Mediterranean, and her possible reality TV show return. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hannah Ferrier is a woman of many talents! Some nights she knocks back 45 tequila shots in the club; other nights, she's reading her Kindle, also in the club. Michelle Stephenson also jumps on the show to discuss 'The Big 3': Olivia Rodrigo, Charlie xcx and of course Kaitlan Collins. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

She sings, she dances, she drinks, she's a true triple threat. The ultimate theatre athlete, Rhonda Burchmore, joins Joel to discuss her life through the lens of 8 performances, 7 days a week.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An old showgirl (Rhonda Burchmore) chats it up with a younger old showgirl (Joel). Professor Rhonda provides an entertainment industry history lesson as she talks about her time on The Logies, Stop the World - I Want to Get Off, and many saucy behind-the-scenes happenings. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel's personal idol, Serena Williams, is once again gracing the court after a hiatus of 4 years. As a known sports jock, Joel Creasey has many thoughts on the matter and waxes poetic about his love for Serena, the Williams sisters and tennis as a whole. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel and Mama J are connected through the miracle of Instagram comments. Is he a hero for defending a mother who gave her kids McDonald's on their birthday? Yes, and it's a travesty society hasn't recognised him for his heroism. In the meantime, he settles for praise from the mother herself. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just a bloody nice chat with DJ Scudda, the show's audio engineer. He enlightens us all about his incredible double life as the host and key visionary of Bingo Loco. At one point, Joel mentions his house is being renovated. While the beloved Producer Erin chimes in from time to time with some fun banter. Alex was not present. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wippa joins the show to complete Joel's Fitzy, Wippa, and Kate guest trifecta. Joel and him somehow end up in a Shark Tank business deal. Then Michelle Stephenson also jumps in for her weekly gossip session, this time about Dua Lipa, dresses, and 'dating apps'. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In 1998, Alan Cumming performed Willkommen from Cabaret at The Tony's - everyone who saw this performance is now gay. Decades later, Mr. Cumming has continued to be exactly who he is, inspiring the youth of the world through kids' films, DJing at Club Cumming, and hosting a TV show that supports and endorses lying. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.