The Jesus Show (not that one)

This is a bonus episode. Really quick to address the audio/video issue. I thought I fixed the issue with this weeks episode but it only got worse. I am going to go back and film using my Canon G7X camera and hopefully I won’t lose any more videos I record with it. Shout out to my brother Greg for suggesting I do more cuts in the recording part and not just try for a 1 or 2 shot. I’m hoping that fr...

Welcome back to the show!!! Do you remember going on field trips when you were in school? Do you remember taking a lunch for these trips? Did you ever stop at a fast food place for lunch? I didn’t. Ally said she did this for her trips. My mind was blown. Have you realized sex isn’t a trait passed down from parents to their kids? Like as an adult when you have sex with someone you don’t think, man...

Welcome back to this weeks episode. This week is a super short 10min episode. I quickly tell you about the tornado watch we had in town last week and the ref in the Mexican league who hit a player in the balls. Wild!!! Also this is my second episode filling on my iPhone. Hopefully this week the video and audio is a whole lot better. Sit back, listen or watch the show. Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFa...

Welcome back to the show. This weeks episode is late as you can tell. On March 27th 2023 another school shooting happened in Green Hills neighborhood of Nashville, TN. 6 people lost their lives. I talk about how I feel. I felt weird not talking about it and doing a regular show as if nothing happened. Listen to this weeks episode. See you next week. Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesus S...

Welcome back to the show. This week I have a special guest, Alex Urevig. Alex is one of our dear friends. We get to know Alex a little more. We had a great conversation. Listen to this weeks episode.. Definitely going to have her back on the podcast again soon. Sit back and listen or watch this weeks episode. You can find Alex on Instagram: @Alex_urevigInstagram: @TheJesusShowNTOFacebook: The Jesu...

Hello and once again welcome back to the show. This week Ally joins me as we talk about our vacation adventures. We went to beautiful Los Angeles for a few days then we flew to Phoenix. Rachel and Kevin got married and we shared in the beautiful celebration of their love. Congratulations Rachel and Kevin. Did you hear about the LAFC supporters down in Costa Rica? Sit back relax and listen or watch...

Aloha and welcome back to the show. This week I’m coming to you from my hotel room in Honolulu. The plan was to record while having the beautiful ocean view behind me but the weather had different plans. It was raining really hard most of the day, bummer. This week I talk about Harry Potter and how the death eaters mess up the Quidditch field like assholes. When I’m home alone with the baby I can’...

Welcome back to the show. This week I’m giving you 2 episodes. This is a little taste so it’s a Jesusito. I’m in Madison, Wisconsin on a layover. It’s beautiful here. MLS is back!!!! I update you on scores from this week and last week. Enjoy this quick episode and be on the look for a new longer episode on Wednesday. Enjoy the show. Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTO Facebook: The Jesus Show not that one...

Hello everyone and welcome back ti this week’s special episode. Yes it is episode 69. That means I have a very special this week. Yes, it is 3 time MLS Cup Championship, 3 time Supporters Shield winner, 2018 U.S. Open Cup Champion, 2 time LA Galaxy Defensive Player of the Year and 2014 MLS Humanitarian of the Year Award winner. Yes, that means it’s the one, the only. AJ DeLaGarza. I ask him how’s...

Welcome back to the show. I have a lot to cover this week since it’s been 2 weeks. Still getting things together from our move. What is your resting HR? Mine is 38-42. My doctor recently told me Jordan’s resting HR was at 30 bpm. So I have some work to do. Trying to be like Mike. What did you do for Super Bowl Sunday? I watched the game but let’s make Super Bowl Sundays Tom Brady day. Let’s also r...

Welcome back to this weeks episode. Did you know overhead bins are on a first come first serve base? Would you lay 2.6 Million dollars to watch CR7 and Messi play in a game that mean absolutely nothing? Nipples grown back 100%, Ally says don’t fact check her. Please fact check her on that. Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTO Facebook: The Jesus Show not that one TikTok: @thejesusshownotthatone YouTube: Th...

Welcome back to this weeks show. Yes the news is true. I am now 40 years old. How do I feel? The same as I did before I turned 40. Speaking of 40 CR7 is now going to play in the Saudi league. I hope he had tremendous success. Passengers on planes are gross. Why do I say that? I tell you a story about what happened to my way to Maui. I end the show with how someone pissed my off about my Luca tatto...

Happy New Year!!! Welcome back to the show. It is 2023 and let us kick this year off right. This weeks episode is a short one. Come listen to what I talk about. Tell me what you think of my last thought in the show. Do you agree? Sit back, relax and enjoy the show. Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTO Facebook: The Jesus Show not that one TikTok: @thejesusshownotthatone YouTube: The Jesus Show not that one...

Welcome back to this weeks episode. It’s almost time to say goodbye to 2022 and hello to 2023. I talk about how our first Christmas was with the baby. I also talk about how I’m doing in my fantasy football league. I am not a huge fan of football. I like to watch for the food and beer. I want to say a special thank you to everyone who was come back week after week. Even when I’ve missed some weeks...

Welcome back to the show. This week I talk about the World Cup Final. Yes, Argentina is the new World Cup Champions. Congratulations!!! Leo Messi has his World Cup title. I also talk about Luis Suarez and how a reporter asked him to apologize for his handball in the 2010 World Cup. So stupid. Do you ever watch heartwarming YouTube videos that make you cry? I do. How about when you are at work? I d...

Welcome back to the show. This weeks episode is all about my good friend, AJ De La Garza. AJ got drafted 19th overall to the LA Galaxy. Aj Played for the LA Galaxy, Houston Dynamo, Inter Miami CF, New England Revolution and finally back to the LA Galaxy for a 1 day contract to end his MLS career as a member of the LA Galaxy. The club he started with and helped win 3 MLS Cups, 2011, 2012 and 2014....

Welcome back to the show!!! Are you proud of me? This weeks show is finally on time. I’m trying to get better. Do you like ice cream? Do you eat it all in one sitting, like a gallon of ice cream? I do. Does it hurt my stomach you bet it does. Does it stop me 1000% no. Have you ever heard of a band called Journey? I just started listening to them in the last few months. Holy shit they rock. I’m tal...

Welcome to this weeks Jesusito episode. It’s World Cup heavy. What’s going on with CR7? Is he going to play in MLS next? I hope so. That would be amazing!!! Have you ever sat far away from people at the airport and somehow people come sit close to you? Why?! It pisses me off so much. People who travel should take an hour class before they get on a plane to refresh their memory on how not to be an...

HELLO!!! I am finally back this week. After a few weeks off I feel great and ready to get back to the show. Do you share poop pictures with your friends? I definitely do. I’ve never been a fan of taking pills. I share with you my first pill experience. I also talk MLS Cup playoffs. Congratulations to LAFC for winning the Cup. I end the show with a story about how some crazy lady yelled at me for h...

Welcome back to the show. Do I have a show for you. I talk about a few things that I haven’t yet. Yeah I know they are a few older topics but I’m finally talking about them now. Coolio passed away, RIP my man. Have you ever pooped, then forgot if you did then wiped and saw you did? I have. I also tell you a cool story about this weekend. Sit back, relax and enjoy the show. Instagram: @TheJesusShow...

Welcome back to the show! Today we do something totally different. We bake some soft pretzels! I wanted to share my love for soft pretzels with you guys, so follow along, bake with me or just enjoy watching me navigate the kitchen. What you'll need : A mixing bowl whisk medium sauce pan cookie sheet parchment paper Ingredients: 1 1/2 cup warm water 1TBSP salt 1 TBSP sugar rapid rise yeast 4 1/2 cu...

Welcome back to the show!!! First off thank you to everyone who has texted me, called me, DMed me and commented on my last episode. It has been overwhelming the amount of support I’ve gotten from my friends. It’s definitely giving me the love and support I need at this time. Special shout out to my brother Greg, my wife Ally, my baby boy, mom(Karla) and dad(George). Now let’s get back to the show....

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This episode is very graphic. I talk about my sexual abuse from my cousin FERNANDO BLANCO. His instagram is @thanoslovechild This was very hard for me to talk about but I feel it is time to stop keeping Fernando's dirty, gross and sick secret. I want everyone to know what he did to me. There is another person that I know of that was also sexually a...

Welcome back to the show. This week I come to you with a very heavy heart. My grandmother, Mami passed away on Sept. 1st 2022. I also talk about Luca, 8 years ago on The 5th of Sept. he passed away unfortunately. If you want to hear a grown man cry and sniffel then look no further then this weeks episode. It was pretty difficult to talk about it but I did it. Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTO Twitter: @...

Welcome back to the show! This weeks episode is a Jesusito. We are going to Boston to visit Megan, AJ and the girls. It will be Athanasios’s first plane ride. I’m nervous and excited all at the same time. I also tell you about my Dentist adventures. O how I hate the dentist but I also don’t want to lose all my teeth so here we are. Sit back and enjoy the show. Instagram: @TheJesusShowNTO Twitter:...