The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

Anthony talks about the worst orthodontist experience ever and then Gregg recaps Frozen 2 scene by scene. Also on the table: Anthony and Gregg talk about being punished by their parents and a poor dog is abused by a mother and everyone is very upset about it. This episode is brought to you by Hims (visit ForHims.com/VANITY), ShipStation (visit ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of...

On this Thanksgiving week JRVP, Anthony and Gregg talk about playing tennis and how they are going to spend the holiday. Erica spins through a bunch of fan emails “rapid fire” style and then they discuss dogs driving, SNL, and a classic Harriet Tubman remake. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony and Gregg talk about their favorite part of their careers and why Gregg isn’t home every night. Erica quizzes them about their friendship and once again, one of them knows more about the other. Anthony and Gregg dissect 300 lb. men blacking out, comedy shows being shut down, and 5-year olds doing cocaine. This episode is brought to you by Indochino (visit Indochino.com, enter code VANITY a...

Sorry we're a day late, Comedy Central was apparently on fire. Episode 50 of JRVP opens up with some questions between Gregg and Anthony and then they talk about proper bathroom etiquette. Netflix pulls a Christian comic's special after sexual assault allegations, an apology is issued by Cris Collinsworth to Dak Prescott, and a homeless man dumps a bucket of hot diarrhea on a woman getting into a...

Anthony talks about how much he loves Modern Family and Gregg has found footage of his 4 year old picking his nose for a very long period of time. Erica reads some assumptions and has the guys react. A teacher dressed up in blackface to recite a Microsoft commercial like the rapper Common and McDonalds has to pull a bloody sundae ad. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com...

Anthony and Gregg talk about the fires in California and how they hope to continue #OctoNoChildPornober for the last few years. News flash: Drake is cornier than ever, a gender reveal ends up in death, and there is some more bad news for Renner fans. This episode is brought to you by Away (visit awaytravel.com/VANITY, and enter code VANITY at checkout). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit mega...

**Programming note: There are no new segments or any NFL news updates in this podcast. Anthony and Gregg recap their amazing week at the pumpkin patch, Anthony's lukewarm beef with Ricky Gervais and give some dating advice. This episode is brought to you by Indochino (visit Indochino.com, enter code VANITY at checkout). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gregg returns from London while Coach_Tea fills in for Erica. A dead man kills from the grave, an update regarding Jeremy Renner and Anthony continues to create awareness for #OctoNoChildPornOber.  This episode is brought to you by PolicyGenius (compare and buy insurance at PolicyGenius.com), and Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout). Learn more about your ad choices. Visi...

Please do what you can to spread the word. #OctoNoChildPornOber This episode is brought to you by Indochino (visit Indochino.com, enter code VANITY at checkout). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gregg's parents come to the studio to sit in on the taping of JRVP. Debby says Anthony is better looking, but he insists that's a lie. Debby picked out some nice parent friendly headlines for the guys to talk about including an underwater proposal, a firefighter and the Emmys. Our hearts are so full. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony, Gregg and Erica reflect on their dinner out in china town and Anthony had to get a janitor to unlock the studio door for him. A woman ate her diamond engagement ring in her sleep and an 80 year old sportscaster was fired over some racist remarks. This episode is brought to you by The Lead, a podcast by Wondery and The Athletic. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice...

What do roasts, gun shots, and Jeremy Renner have in common? JRVP. Anthony and Gregg chat about their week including the premiere of "Good Talk with Anthony Jeselnik" and an outing they'll never forget. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back! Anthony and Gregg recap their summer, Erica quizzes them about season 1 and they talk 911 operators, acid & earthquakes. This episode is brought to you by Over My Dead Body by Wondery. Joe Exotic: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/joe-exotic-the-tiger-king-1/id1447892344?i=1000447906130 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The season finale is sadly here. Anthony and Gregg reflect on their favorite moments from season one and what they're looking forward to for season two (fingers crossed!). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We made it to San Francisco! Anthony and Gregg do their first (and last?) live show together at Clusterfest, bringing laughter and joy to all the grateful children in the land. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony and Gregg are back to talk about how Anthony's drunk podcast landed him in the hospital and Gregg's experience with the Grateful Dead. Erica makes the guys compete in a best friend tag to see who really knows more about the other. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A wild night is in store. Anthony's TV show wrapped today putting him in the best mood he's ever been in while recording. Champagne corks are stuck in the ceiling, knees are split open and Gregg and Erica are just trying to keep up. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony, Gregg, and Erica were all locked out of Comedy Central today and couldn't get into the studio for a while. Need we say more? Anthony's filming his new TV show and got an upsetting email the night before and Gregg is upset his in-laws don't find him funny. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Rock called Anthony's latest special "brilliant" and Gregg pushes for more love and positivity on the show. Anthony, Gregg and Erica find out what "type of bitch" they are according to Cosmo and Anthony wonders how many people you'd have to murder to make people forget about OJ Simpson. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

(No spoilers!) All good things must come to an end including HBOs hit series "Game of Thrones". Anthony argues why he should be on the iron throne and why he's also exactly the same as Magic Johnson. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony and Gregg recap a crazy weekend and also get into a heated discussion about kickball. Who is the "Anthony" and who is the "Gregg" of a relationship gets brought up and Anthony threatens to fire Gregg. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fire in the Maternity Ward was such a success, it's time to get back down to what really matters: Gregg and Anthony's friendship, bank robber getaway cars, women with guns, and the Royal baby. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The build up to Anthony's new comedy special that has been widely anticipated is finally here. Gregg brings in some friends to wish Anthony congrats and Ellis, Anthony's goddaughter, makes an appearance. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony and Gregg talk about toxic masculinity and the build up to Anthony's new special releasing. The guys discuss whether women should be involved in sports and how to properly kill a UFC fighter. Is posting about your ex-girlfriend on instagram a bad thing to do? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We kept you waiting, didn't we? Don't fear, Anthony and Gregg are back to tell you how quick a lego can pass through your stool, kidney stones, and Game of Thrones. The guys also talk about horse-gymnast porn, and how they'd make a tape of it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices