The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

Anthony and Gregg are back together in the studio and loving a life filled with Anthony’s tales from the road, relationship advice and Smelly Dead Donkey Dicks. 

Anthony and Gregg are back together, but not really. The guys hit on Adam Sander paying Anthony respect, Gregg’s trip to London and just the right amount of 90’s rap. 

Mail, Mail, and MORE Mail!

Anthony visits Notre Dame and the chess world is ROCKED by a scandal involving anal beads. Episode 175 is like a party in the psych ward and all the JRVP listeners are invited! 

On a very special episode of JRVP, the healing power of salsa conquers all (Except prematurely buried toddlers, Martha Stewart’s sex life, and Anthony’s athletic prowess).

Anthony describes what it’s like to be Kanye West’s favorite comedian and introduces The Butthole Challenge all in one powerful episode. New videos drop Wednesdays on Anthony’s Youtube page and our new merch is available on his website . 

There are no sacred cows on this episode of JRVP, just sacred elephants. Birthday boys, herpes influencers and pickleballers all face Anthony and Gregg’s wrath. New videos drop Wednesday nights on Anthony’s Youtube page and our new merch is available on his website . 

Anthony is looking fresh and feeling fresh in this loaded episode. The guys hit the morality of cheating, getting buried alive and try their hand at ASMR. The show drops Anthony’s Youtube channel Wednesday nights and rep the show with the new JRVP merch .

It’s our Merch-i-sode. After 170 episodes, Merch is here. BUY IT ! Anthony and Gregg also discover the most badass Sheriff in Utah and Anthony’s joy of not having kids. 

Anthony and Gregg are back for Studio Session 2 like a killer lightning strike. The Vice Presidents talk about all the hands on Aaron Rodgers, being late for work and Anthony opening for Your Old Droog. Liz spruces up the studio; check it if you dare on Anthony's YouTube Page

Anthony and Gregg have made the move to the All Things Comedy studio and everything is different now. Anthony’s tour announcement (at AnthonyJeselnik.com) goes wrong, as does a 17-year-old’s tubing trip in Wisconsin, as does an amusement park ride in Tennessee. What doesn’t go wrong: The maiden voyage to the ATC studio, which goes gangbusters. Check us out on YouTube too, if you dare! 

A boy throwing rocks off a bridge onto cars gets shot in the abdomen by a crossbow, a robot breaks a little boys finger while playing chess, and a bride was shot in the head during a celebratory gunfire at her wedding.   

An elderly woman falls in a country club pond and is eaten by alligators, a man serves his amputated foot to his friends in tacos, and a honey brand is recalled when the ingredient to help ED was discovered inside.   

A Pregnant Texas woman tells an officer her unborn child is a person when caught driving in the HOV lane, Howie Mandel traumatized the internet with an anal prolapse video, and a missing man that fell into a shredder is found by the coroners office.  Gregg is recording from Japan & Erica has the most chaotic day ever. Trigger Warning: chaos. 

A DJ is slammed for playing song for prom queen with no working legs, an alleged threesome leads to a 60 person brawl on a cruise and a drunk wedding guest nearly sets venue on fire and continues dancing.  Use code JRVP for 10% off at  the freezepipe.com with code JRVP for 10% off  Go to vuori.com/JRVP for 20% off your first purchase. Visit ATHLETICGREENS.com/JRVP for a FREE 1 year supply of Vitam...

A Judge acquitted a doctor for sexual assault because "women can't tell the difference from anus and vagina". A man was arrested after bag of human bones was found in his basement and a millionaire gave it all up to live on a deserted island with two mannequins.     

A woman was found eaten by her 20 cats after dying in her home, a monkey in a bullet proof vest was found dead after a cartel shoot, and the CDC offers advice: masturbate together while social distancing.   Visit ATHLETICGREENS.com/JRVP for a FREE 1 year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Right now, Freshly is offering $125 off your first five orders at FRESHLY.C...

An elephant tramples woman to death and then attacks her corpse at her funeral, Putin's bodyguards collect and carry his poop back to Russia and a woman claims she caught an STD from a car & Geico could pay her out $5.2 million

A woman is charged for throwing her boyfriend's mother's ashes into a lake, a man is dragged off a plane after urinating on his brother during a fist fight, and a man is stabbed over some video game revenge. 

A Pennsylvania man who sought treatment for jaw pain murders his chiropractor. The author of "how to murder your husband" blog was convicted of murdering her husband and a movie theatre chain accidentally showed porn to sold out auditoriums across the country instead of pay per view WWE wrestling. 

A teacher who replaced  a fired sex crime teacher commits sex crimes herself, a woman befriended her mom's killer and then he killed her and an immigration officer was fired for putting his wife he didn't like on the terrorist list. In Erica's Corner we play a new song from DJ $crilla. 

A man dies of a heart attack while burying a woman in his backyard, a man injures his friend while doing donuts in his car and a Fitbit helped to convict a man who killed his wife after getting his girlfriend pregnant. 

A man accused of killing his wife wins the GOP primary from jail, a mother fell in love with her son and "the sex is mind blowing!" and a woman with two vaginas defies all odds and gives birth.     

Is it okay to go through your partner's phone? A man’s penis fell off but regrew back on his arm, a naked man fell from the ceiling in the women's restroom and a man was found with a kilogram of gold stuffed up his bottom.    Visit the freezepipe.com to check out their freezable pipes and bongs GO TO KEEPS.COM/JRVP TO GET YOUR FIRST MONTH OF TREATMENT FOR FREE. 

A Danish man was caught with 21 vaginas in his freezer, a Washington woman is rescued after falling face first into toilet to retrieve her phone and a Florida Bride and caterer are charged with lacing wedding food with weed. Right now Allform is offering 20% off all orders for our listeners at ALLFORM.COM/jrvp Visit athelticgreens.com/jrvp for a FREE 1 year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel pa...