The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

Anthony has a message for America. A directive, really. And then he repeats that edict repeatedly throughout the episode to great effect.  Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVP MeetMaev.com/JRV HelixSleep.com/JRVP

A few barriers are broken on this week’s episode. An entire country earns Listener of the Week status and an emailer endures Anthony’s fury like no emailer before. Emails are a thing and they can be dangerous.  Tommy John TommyJohn.com/JRVP Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVP Aura Aura.com/JRVP

Anthony is inspired this week; by art, by Jack Handey and by one JRVP fan who makes a Bones and All decision everyone can appreciate.  BetterHelp.com/JRVP HelloTushy.com/JRVP

It’s Episode 200! Anthony and Gregg reveal the winners of the Erotic Fan Fiction contest and read the top five entrants on the show. There are gifts, there are laughs and there is Renner. No regrets!  athleticgreens.com/JRVP

As the excitement for episode 200 builds, Anthony and Gregg get stuck in a strange space and time continuum where the present has no meaning. Anthony also reveals what he’d be when he becomes The Bachelor. It’s only a matter of time.  MeetMaev.com/JRVP Aura.com/JRVP Tawkify.com/JRVP

Anthony giggles uncontrollably trying to get a joke out in this episode that he never quite completes. Listen to the episode to find out when! AthleticGreens.com/JRVP PolicyGenius.com BetterHelp.com/JRVP HelixSleep.com/JRVP TommyJohn.com/JRVP

It's the Temptation Staircase. Can you resist pushing something down?  Aura Aura.com/JRVP Athletic Greens Athleticgreens.com/JRVP Better Help Betterhelp.com/JRVP Factor Factor.com/JRVP50 Tawkify Tawkify.com/JRVP

It’s a late night party in the JRVP studios. The most annoying neighbor, the worst thing to find with Christmas decorations and some new jingles help pass the time until the big Erotic Fan Fiction Contest in episode 200. Roman Ro. Co/JRVP Black Buffalo  BlackBuffalo.com Code JRVP

Anthony is off the road and ready to talk about Chris Rock’s comedy special, a wedding death where everyone wins and is a little too excited to give advice to a listener whose boyfriend cheated on her with his step-sister.  Tommy John TommyJohn.com/JRVP HelixSleep.com/JRVP Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVP

193 episodes have led to this. Anthony begins a new stage of his life with total support from Gregg and Aaron.  Tawkify.com/JRVP FACTORMEALS.com/JRVP50

Like many a great novel, this episode builds slowly and ends in a torrent of explosive emotions, misgivings, killer roosters and sex dolls mistaken for human bodies.  AthleticGreens.com/JRVP BlackBuffalo.com Code JRVP

Football season is over, but JRVP season never ends. Anthony and Gregg talk about why Anthony had a weird time during the Super Bowl and someone from Gregg’s past pops up in Email Corner. Diamonds around the world unite.  Policy Genius PolicyGenius. Com Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVP

The anti-Woke mob is after Anthony again and he isn’t having it. Plus, the guys discuss whether there can ever be too much sex with fish and recommend some great books. Also, SPOILER ALERT for Knock At The Cabin. Roman Ro. Co/JRVP  HelixSleep.com/JRVP AthleticGreens.com/JRVP

Anthony is back and so is Shauna Rae in our lives. Anthony and Gregg talk about whether dating a 23-year-old that looks like an 8-year-old is creepy, what’s up with Anthony and James Acaster and remember a classic, literal staredown between Anthony and his old boss Jimmy Fallon.  BlackBuffalo.com Code JRVP AthleticGreens.com/JRVP StitchFix.com/JRVP Factor75.com/jrvp60 Code: JRVP60

Anthony and Gregg catch up on Anthony’s time in West Palm Beach running into an old college friend, draft the best roasters of all time, and learn way too much about sounding in a cringey episode of Jeselnik and Rosenthal Vanity Project.     PolicyGenius.com  AthleticGreens.com/JRVP Roman Ro. Co/JRVP 

Anthony and Gregg talk about the rules of sleeping in the same bed and the biggest question every two friends must ask: Do they dare close the door? Also, Rummy finally loves Anthony! https://HelixSleepd.com/JRVP   https://BlackBuffalo.com Code JRVP

Anthony and Gregg have a lot to catch up on in the first episode of 2023. Christmas, Birthday, New Year’s, Tulane, RENNER. Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVP

It’s the last Jeselnik and Rosenthal Vanity Project (*whispers JRVP*) of the year. Anthony and Gregg break down holiday parties, Anthony’s birthday plans and list their favorite books, movies, music and TV of 2022. Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVP Black Buffalo  BlackBuffalo.com Code JRVP Dave Download the Dave app or go to Dave.com

Anthony and Gregg, unlike Elon and Chappelle, go Bones and All in this episode. If you don’t know you, you will. Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVP Freeze Pipe  thefreezepipe.com Code JRVP Tommy John TommyJohn.com/JRVP

Comedy in December just isn’t the same for Anthony. He misses his audience – like the badass JRVP listeners. Anthony and Gregg discuss their recent dinner and reveal the top three finishers of the Junior Vice President listener contest. Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVP HelixSleep.com/JRVP Dadgrass.com/JRVP Roman Ro. Co/JRVP  PolicyGenius.com

The holiday season is here and the boys are feeling festive. Anthony and Gregg talk Thanksgiving, the best way for professors to get laughs and play America’s favorite game: Phantom Thread or Die Hard? Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVP Freshly  Freshly.com/JRVP Ziprecruiter  Ziprecruiter.com/JRVP Black Buffalo  BlackBuffalo.com Code JRVP Dave Download the Dave app or go to Dave.com

Anthony and Gregg get locked out of work, talk about a nurse gone wild and Anthony gives a special appreciation for all the JRVP listeners.  Thanks to our #sponsors: Roman Ro. Co/JRVP  Tommy John TommyJohn.com/JRVP Athletic Greens AthleticGreens.com/JRVP HelixSleep.com/JRVP Dadgrass.com/JRVP 

Anthony and Gregg return on Election night to determine the future of democracy. (Or they talk about taking your family to Hooters and Anthony’s new tour dates.) Thank you to our #sponsors: Athletic Greens ( https://athleticgreens.com/JRVP ) Freeze Pipe ( https://thefreezepipe.com ) Code: JRVP Zip Recruiter ( https://ziprecruiter.com/JRVP ) Black Buffalo ( https://blackbuffalo.com ) Code: JRVP Tra...

Anthony and Gregg talk about Kanye West giving Anthony an incredible compliment in the midst of Kanye’s downfall. Gregg also annoys Anthony more than usual while they discuss the most trenchant stories of the week.  Thank you to our #sponsors: Athletic Greens ( https://athleticgreens.com/JRVP ) Mizzen and Main ( https://www.mizzenandmain.com CODE: JRVP) Private Internet Access ( https://piavpn.com...

It’s Late Night … with Anthony Jeselnik.  Gregg drags Anthony and Aaron into the studio deep into the night to get ROCKED by another industry-exploding scandal.  Little dogs bite!