All Things Comedy

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

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Anthony Jeselnik is a world famous comedian, Gregg Rosenthal is an analyst for NFL Network and they have been best friends for over 20 years. Each week, JRVP features stories from their lives, deep dives into the darkest and craziest news stories from around the world and essential recommendations to their listeners. The hilarious podcast is about friendship, family and Anthony's unquenchable desire to get Gregg in trouble with his employer and his wife.

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Toddlers on The Highway 10.04.2019 49:29

Anthony and Gregg talk about almost Gregg leaving his stove burner on for 7 hours during the day and how Anthony almost walked away from the podcast before it even started. Anthony and Gregg give advice on how to pick the perfect God parents and four toddlers escape a daycare and run for the highway. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Kind Of Lover We Are 03.04.2019 56:46

Anthony and Gregg clear up the air after a little bit of hostility last week and Anthony talks about why he'll never visit a specific comedy club again. Anthony, Gregg and Erica take a "what kind of lover are you" quiz and things get sizzling hot. Is farting at someone considered bullying? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don't Climax; Become Smarter 27.03.2019 44:14

Anthony and Gregg tackle racism, pizza, and the art of not climaxing all in one episode. Anthony also nails an accent of Bella and Gigi Hadid. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Rappity Rap Rap 20.03.2019 59:03

Anthony and Gregg discuss grandparents and special friend day at a preschool and Anthony talks about how he showed Gregg's wife what it was like to be supported by a real man. Gregg surprisingly enjoyed Nascar and Erica was angry listening to last weeks episode overseas. Can you guess what a baby Jesus statue crying blood and rap have common? JRVP. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone...

You Up and Your Wife 13.03.2019 52:47

Anthony and Gregg recap the past week, highlighting Anthony's experience at Brody Stevens' memorial and Gregg's interesting run-in with a rabbi during an evening stroll. In Erica's absence, her friend and Anthony's Writers' Assistant, Emma, fills in as the producer and asks the guys about their first jobs in the entertainment industry in the debut of 'Emma's Corner.' Gregg and Anthony then discuss...

Kraft Macaroni & Cheese 06.03.2019 59:16

Anthony and Gregg are back to discuss something about a massage parlor... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jeselnik and The Big Bad Birthday Boy 20.02.2019 50:09

Gregg turns 40 and Anthony took him to the best meal he's had in a long time. Erica went to Anthony's show live in Los Angeles this weekend and got to hang out backstage- but Gregg didn't show up. Some major headlines this week; a massive Daytona 500 crash and a tennis legend says that transgender people competing is "insane and cheating". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adcho...

Save Us, Lingerie Obama 13.02.2019 50:50

Anthony is upset he wasn't invited to Erica's birthday party and Gregg rubs it in that he decided not to go. Sex with animals, kicking women, revenge porn, and Obama in Lingerie are just SOME of the topics covered in this weeks JRVP. Don't forget to rate, review and subscribe! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Super Bowl of Poop Flips 06.02.2019 57:14

The Patriots winning the Super Bowl sends Anthony's anger into an all time high as Gregg and Erica recap their week in Atlanta. Also, a man poops while flipping into a lake. As always, don't forget to rate and review! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Against Our Will: The Beginning of the End 30.01.2019 45:57

Anthony and Gregg talk about the Pro bowl and what they have been up to. They address some Itunes reviews and also discuss the figure skater that died by suicide and an arrest of a nurse. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Orko: Anthony is Mad About the Patriots 23.01.2019 52:09

This week: Trampthirsty and Rosenthal celebrate the Patriots winning the AFC Championship and Anthony is not happy about it. A Florida teacher is accused of smearing human feces on a park bench before a child's birthday party, Tiki Barber makes his broadway debut in Kinky Boots, and a man is hospitalized after injecting himself with semen to relieve his back pain. Learn more about your ad choices....

New Year, New You, New Caravan 16.01.2019 45:53

There is a new caravan coming to town and everybody is talking about it. Clemson celebrates the national title with fast food at the White house and the WWE is in an uproar after wrestler shoves tampon down her rival's throat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No Excuses/ You Don't Have to Kill Yourself Anymore 09.01.2019 44:53

Clemson destroys Alabama in the national title game, Cody Parkey misses THE kick sending the Chicago Bears packing, and Derrick Rose apologizes for telling people to kill themselves. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

More Effective: Smokey the Bear? Or Faceless Santa Claus? 19.12.2018 45:57

The Patriots lost to the Steelers and Anthony gets to rub it in Gregg's face. The Pacers hire the first female assistant general manager and Santa horrifies parents in England during a fire scare. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sky Penis & The World of Tomorrow 12.12.2018 51:54

Where do the Steelers land after their third loss and what happened when Mario Lemieux came out of retirement? How do you plan a date for someone who is sober? Do the artists of the "sky penis" get to keep their jobs? What will our tagline be? All questions answered and MORE in this weeks episode of JRVP. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Natural Planning Method: Shoot Yourself in the Groin 05.12.2018 46:14

It's a typical JRVP night here in the studio. Philip Rivers is about to have his ninth kid and credits the Natural Planning Method and a white supremacist group tricks Brett Favre into a video shout out. A steelers fan also choked a pregnant Chargers fan at a game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Caravan vs. Tribe vs. Erica Following Directions 28.11.2018 52:58

Authorities tear gas the caravan at the border, a police standoff with a tribe, and Anthony and Gregg get upset that Erica can't follow directions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THE Thanksgiving Special 21.11.2018 51:36

How else would you spend your Thanksgiving? Listen to Anthony and Gregg answer all your questions here in this very special episode of JRVP! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Be Big, Like Mean Joe Green Big 14.11.2018 48:01

The Caravan may be getting lost in the news but it is still coming. Anthony and Gregg share where fans can buy the caravan jerseys and any chances of expansion. A Titans fan is hospitalized after falling for a t-shirt and a man in Japan had 40 people show up to his wedding...to a hologram. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Election Night Special: Caravan Edition 07.11.2018 50:53

Post Malone made a pair of Crocs and they sold out in 10 minutes. Anthony claims his would sell out in 9. Anthony and Gregg talk drug testing, newlywed deaths and the worst job to hold in sports. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Anthony Forgets The Theme Song to His Own TV Show 31.10.2018 48:20

Anthony and Gregg share their favorite memories of each other while also discussing the "must see" horror movies this October. Gregg talks about how his mom walked in on him when he was in high school. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Crack Teeth 24.10.2018 48:00

Anthony and Gregg explain why and how they are still friends today. They tell the story of the night Gregg went to jail and why Anthony didn't get to punch anyone during the brawl. Also, How are 4 year olds getting their hands on crack? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Too Wholesome? Or Not Wholesome enough? 17.10.2018 43:57

Anthony and Gregg reflect on a time when nobody wanted to live with them during college and also go over their best finishing move- wrestling, that is. What is more wholesome than dancing dinosaurs? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Two Year Old, Another Two Year Old and Satan Ruled Out 10.10.2018 48:48

Anthony and Gregg discuss what they would do to a two year old if it shredded $1000 and relate to Antonio Brown throwing furniture off a patio. Rest assured, Satan was ruled out when experts were studying a flaming pit in Arkansas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Headline City and the Japanese Symbol for Settling 03.10.2018 46:42

You asked, we answered: headlines, headlines, and more headlines. Anthony and Gregg break down all the need-to-know headlines this week including the weirdest letter from Johnny Manziel to Baker Mayfield and a man seducing a bird. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices