The JB and Sandy Show

Sumo Comes to Austin at the HEB Center 17.09.2026 3:20 ↓

Forget F1 for a second. Would you buy a forty-five-dollar ticket to watch professional sumo in Cedar Park? JB and Sandy's Story We Love lands on the Sumo Championship League debuting in Austin as family-friendly combat, complete with Yokozuna talk, rice-throwing ceremony, and a Bastrop County wrestler who trains at Dark Circle in South Austin. Sandy jokes about wrestling a bear again. Opening nigh...

De Niro as Tommy Lasorda and Mole People in the Sewers 17.09.2026 5:05 ↓

Would you cast Robert De Niro as Tommy Lasorda, or check the manhole for mole people first? Care Don't Care covers De Niro in talks to play the legendary Dodgers manager, New York sewer dwellers that sound like Sleestaks, Creature from the Black Lagoon pool signs, and Sandy's buddy who married a Ninja Turtle on a mall tour. Tricia closes with Ella Langley tying Mariah Carey's 22 weeks at number on...

Airplane Escape Slides and Cedar Park's Wave Pool 17.09.2026 3:46 ↓

Would you rather evacuate a plane down an inflatable slide, or trust a male penguin with an egg? Tricia's first laugh lands on airplane escape slides as an amusement-park dream, then the table roasts March of the Penguins and the dad who dropped the egg, froze it, and tried to steal a replacement. Later Sandy cheers a ten-million-dollar Cedar Park wave pool at Veterans Memorial, tells Kelly Slater...

Michaela Wins Two Fifty With Baby Emory on the Way 16.09.2026 4:40 ↓

Can you bank two hundred fifty dollars on a true-or-false before the sixty-second clock even starts? Michaela calls in five weeks from meeting baby Emory, sipping apple juice, and nails the Traders New Blood bonus. Then Tricia fires Minute to Win It. Flour is easy. Adults having more bones than babies is not. A Ford Mustang stumps her and she knows her fiance will hear about it. She still walks wi...

Zac Efron Ordered a Triple Dipper at the Hipster Chili's 16.09.2026 2:29 ↓

If you were Zac Efron in a foodie town for a packed Longhorns weekend, would you still hit Chili's? Austin was crawling with McConaughey, Woody Harrelson, and the governor, and Zac Efron chose the Chili's at 45th and Lamar, the same hipster shrine Shane Gillis wore on a shirt. The table walks the 2012 Reddit margarita joke that became a movement, Tricia's empty late-night visit with her daughter,...

Chihuahuas Are Part Coyote and Martha Stewart at 85 16.09.2026 4:18 ↓

Do you say good morning to your spouse before coffee, or is that a dangerous sport? JB takes the dogs out and waits until Sandy has a pot of old-school coffee before anyone talks. Then Tricia's Care Don't Care hits a genetic study that says chihuahuas are part coyote, which explains the ER bites, plus banana-flavored coffee Sandy will drink but will not eat. The table saves the last care for Marth...