The Java Script Podcast

This week, Nick and Gerard dive into some of their hottest and spiciest takes about restaurants and food in general. (Sorry Autumn) Truths will be said and friendships will be tested...and tasted. CHECK US OUT! linktr.ee/javascriptpod

The study of things can be a very broad or very niche subject depending on who you ask. If you ask Nick and Gerard however, they'd find the most absurd studies and even more absurd names (sometimes, clickbait-y) and make fun of it while veering into a million different topics. So, just another episode of this bloody podcast. CHECK US OUT! linktr.ee/javascriptpod

Ever wonder what the stars tell you about your personality and your life? Don't. Because one day, your dear friend might call you out in the most brutal way possible. This week, we dive deep into Nick and Gerard's personalities and what the stars say about them when Mercury is in Gatorade™. CHECK US OUT! linktr.ee/javascriptpod

They say that they say things around the world, but what do they actually say? This week, Nick and Gerard say the sayings that make us say "hey!" But seriously, expressions and idioms from other countries are quite fascinating, especially given their literal translations. Let's dive into it! CHECK US OUT! linktr.ee/javascriptpod

In this first-of-its-kind two-parter episode (damn that was a lot of dashes), Nick and Gerard take a grandiose tour around the world without ever leaving the comfort of their recording studio! In this first part, Gerard quizzes Nick on some of the world's weirdest, most exotic twists on the classic fast food, including the ones that make us want to vomit. (Spoiler: It's all the cheese). CHECK US O...

This week, Gerard and Nick are joined by the originally planned third member of the podcast, Stephen! Priding himself and Nick as movie and TV Show enthusiasts, they dive into the difference in praise and hate that an actor receives, when they're only known by the role they play. CHECK US OUT! linktr.ee/javascriptpod

This week, we explore how good our pickup game is compared to the absolute bowels of the internet. Autumn, an elite Scriptie, joins us this week for some heavy flirting. Wanna join? ;) CHECK US OUT! linktr.ee/javascriptpod

This week, Nick and Gerard dive into the world of r/NiceGuys on Reddit with yet another quiz that Gerard has cooked up. They will dive deep into what makes an incel and just how bad it gets for humanity's most desperate. CHECK US OUT! linktr.ee/javascriptpod

You know you've hit rock bottom when the celebrities that everyone fawns over, take over the more mundane things in life to make a quick buck. This spawned the idea of the episode. This week, Gerard has formulated a quiz for Nick that will shock everyone by how seemingly infamous these famous feasts really are. CHECK US OUT! linktr.ee/javascriptpod

There's always something out there for each and every person that makes the hairs at the back of their neck stand up at the very mention of. Most of these phobias are common and understandable, but some are...bizarre. Still a valid fear, just somewhat more unusual. This week, Nick and Gerard dive deep into the deepest depths of the deep dark d...void of fears. CHECK US OUT! linktr.ee/javascriptpod

Hello Internet! This week, Nick and Gerard honor the great Matthew Patthew. Join them as they nerd out on some of their favorite theorist episodes and open their eyes on this incredible, tangential learning experience. CHECK US OUT! linktr.ee/javascriptpod

What if you could live in a fantasy world where everything and nothing goes wrong? Join Nick and Gerard this week as they discuss hypothetical scenarios, and contemplate about provoking thots...I mean thoughts... CHECK US OUT! linktr.ee/javascriptpod

This week, Nick and Gerard try their hardest to make a fool out of their audience, but they know the truth. They ALWAYS know the truth. Just like whenever they plan something on this podcast, everything tends to go wrong. I guess they're the fools after all. Anyway, Happy April Fools Day! CHECK US OUT! linktr.ee/javascriptpod

Misconceptions about trivial (haha get it?) facts of life have long been the things that nerds like Nick and Gerard like to point out, and this week, they get to do so and really jump into their nerdy side, debunking the usual untrue facts that seems like common knowledge, but is actually, technically incorrect. You'll feel smarter after listening to this one, trust. Or maybe not, we don't know yo...

This week Nick and Gerard dive into yet another chaotic and unhinged episode whereupon they choose what topic is to be discussed, BUT WITH A TWIST! This time, Gerard has his own topic to discuss that he swears will only take a minute. Meanwhile, Nick has made his own name game with the very first Java Script Quiz Show! Let's dive into the chaos! CHECK US OUT! linktr.ee/javascriptpod

The Olympics! A showcase of strength, skill, and pure athleticism. Over the years, The Olympics have changed and evolved through time, especially since its humble beginnings in [NOT N*ZI GERMANY, GERARD]. This week, Nick and Gerard explore the sports that did not quite make it to The Olympics as we know it today, where we also determine which sports should come back, and which ones should definite...

Different cultures from around the world celebrate different holidays. Duh, we knew that, but what if we looked at not only the different, but the obscure? The traditions that exist even with historical context, cannot be explained fully without raising an eyebrow or two. This week, join Nick and Gerard as they take a trip around the world and explore holidays that are celebrated, and why everyone...

Gods and deities have been a part of human culture for as long as time has existed and is in many ways, a part of who we are. However, sometimes these fantastical beings of ultimate, unmatched power have the weirdest purpose, even for a fictional being. This week, Nick and Gerard dive into the world of obscure, mythological Gods from all over the world, what makes them obscure, and how they can be...

What happens when you give the "Free Wheel" a spin and it actually gives the two most ADHD fueled conversationalists free will? THIS EPISODE! With no clear direction, the podcast is as chaotic as ever, barely getting by with one topic, so they dive into THREE! Including a gift from the show's number one fan, a hot-take from Nick, and a look back at a previous episode. Buckle up, this one's a doozy...

Jobs! No, not Steve, R.I.P. This week, Nick and Gerard discuss work in general, as if discussing it outside of a podcast isn't depressing already! Listen in as they massively get distracted from the realities of an economy that favors billionaires over the working class, and instead discuss "the sports". They also reflect on their own, real day jobs, and a story of someone getting the justice they...

If you've ever had the misfortune of being corrected on an arbitrary statement, quote, or idiom (i.e. "It's actually couldn't care less), then get ready for the two most annoying people to do more of that! This week, Nick and Gerard dive into the world of Misquoted Idioms and common phrases and discover the concept of language evolving over time! They reveal the shocking truth behind phrases that...

Seemingly not learning from their past episodes, Nick and Gerard dive back into the muck that is the world of the strange and unusual. We're talking about names, of course. Since the dawn of time, parents alike have wanted their child to stand out, and what better way to stand out from the crowd (derogatory) than to have a unique name! (very derogatory). From unnecessary consonants in common names...

It has been weeks since Gerard and Nick came out with a new episode and it is about time! The two friends are coming in strong as if they never left with a topic that surprisingly did not escape the grasp of their ADHD. Though the two idiots upload on Spotify, they recap their year in music and in life through Apple Music Replay, the less popular platform (for some reason, we love you Apple!). Lis...

The name's Diculous, Ridiculous. At least, that's the name of this week's theme. Every Bond villain leaves an impression to its viewer, and that's for a good reason: their schemes are pretty much always unreasonably complicated, which prompts James Bond to come up with a solution that's just as complicated. Join Nick and Gerard as they explore the weirdest schemes that has ever graced the silver s...

It was bound to happen. After all, our hosts are two different people from two different sides of the world. This week, Nick and Gerard take part in a guessing game involving the local slang from their respective countries. Get ready for what is perhaps the only episode of this godforsaken podcast where you learn something! CHECK US OUT! linktr.ee/javascriptpod