The James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan

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Writer/comedian/low-income husband and father James Donald Forbes McCann does not own a boat—yet! It is only a matter of time before this soon-to-be-lucrative podcast changes that sad fact. The James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan podcast exists for one reason: to generate enough money for catamaran ownership. Yes, James can see the boat now, glimmering, as though in a vision. He could almost reach out and touch it. It is a beautiful boat. Go to www.patreon.com/jdfmccann and begin your ongoing financial contribution to another man’s boat ownership today.

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The James Donald Forbes McCann Catamaran Plan

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S1 Ep173: Sweet Jack Blanch 28.05.2025 39:36

If you enjoy this banter, Jack and I have a podcast that is currently on hiatus about the Catechism of the Catholic Church. It's called the Catechast and many episodes are available here: https://www.youtube.com/@TheCatechast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

S1 Ep172: Interrupted Advice 24.05.2025 1:02:22

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S1 Ep171: Incredible Leg Maneuvers 18.05.2025 30:12

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Wimbledog is here 28.04.2025 8:47

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Splish Splash - Full-Blown Poetry Recital 14.04.2025 56:22

Hi, this is audio of me, James Donald Forbes McCann, reading my 3rd book of poems 'Splish Splash'. There's also a video here: https://youtu.be/ohvoAgiqxBI Shout out Paul Gallasch for filming it so beautifully and Ern Malley in Adelaide, South Australia, for putting the recital on. U can buy the 3 books of poem, including Splish Splash, here: https://www.jdfmccann.com/books Hop on the Patreon: http...

S1 Ep170: Boat Reveal ft. Nate Marshall 09.04.2025 1:02:04

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S1 Ep169: Newtonian Ethics 16.03.2025 27:56

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S1 Ep168: and anime on my side 04.03.2025 30:20

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S1 Ep167: Coin Laundry Struggle 26.02.2025 24:52

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S1 Ep166: Underpants Thief, I Remember You 21.02.2025 26:06

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S1 Ep165: Faux Real in Conversation 12.02.2025 55:38

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S1 Ep164: CJ Landry Fires Shots 07.02.2025 1:02:18

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S1 Ep163: wired and spent 23.01.2025 36:06

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S1 Ep162: Making a Game | Selling a Shirt 20.01.2025 40:01

S1 Ep161: Autotune 13.01.2025 20:50

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S1 Ep160: 2025 return ft. Dad 06.01.2025 30:50

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S1 Ep159: the post-thanksgiving rest 29.11.2024 27:41

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S1 Ep158: Business Lounge ft. Samantha Winnicki 26.11.2024 1:03:41

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S1 Ep157: Tuned to JDFM with Amos Gill 19.11.2024 54:21

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S1 Ep156: Several Huge Announcements 10.11.2024 24:23

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S1 Ep155: Your Willing Heart Will Help You Achieve the Impossible - SMUDGEHAWKS 04.11.2024 55:28

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S1 Ep154: ouroboros sampler 31.10.2024 22:35

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S1 Ep153: Show of Strength 22.10.2024 23:56

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S1 Ep152: Bowling Together 18.10.2024 54:46

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S1 Ep151: HOUSTON WINE ESCAPE BOWLING 10.10.2024 53:22

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