The Intellectuals

Welcome back to another episode of The Intellectuals! Today on the Pantelis Comedy network, we’re diving into the absolute chaos of adulting, career pivots, and the high-stakes world of speed dating. From Adam’s quest to upgrade from a warehouse worker to a big van driver (bigger is better, right?) to the team breaking down the dos and don'ts of dating in your 40s, nothing is off-limits. We’re tal...

The Intellectuals are back! Guido Grasso and George Assily get into a chaotic deep dive into the vault of "Totally Tasteless Jokes" from the 1980s. From the heights of 80s bestseller lists to the absolute bottom of offensive humor, we’re reading the jokes that would get everyone canceled today. We also talk about Adam’s mysterious "date," George’s wild stories from the Ottawa comedy scene, and Gui...

The Intellectuals are back for another round of comedy, questionable stories, and life advice nobody asked for. In this episode, Adam’s suspicious triple bathroom break before the recording, and why George is currently "on assignment" in Ottawa. We also dive into some wild '90s wrestling facts involving Vince McMahon, Hulk Hogan, and the Hell’s Angels at Madison Square Garden. Plus, we talk about...

Welcome back to another chaotic and hilarious episode of the Intellectuals! This week, the crew dives deep into the modern phenomenon of "brain rot" and tries to decipher the latest slang. Things get heated as the guys rank their Top 5 movies and books—with mixed results (and some questionable memory). You won't want to miss Nick’s legendary impressions, ranging from a Jamaican Godfather to a "Nat...

The long-lost member of the crew is finally back! In this episode of The Intellectuals, the gang reunites with Adam after a period of "aggressive negotiations." We dive deep into Adam's wild history, from the true story behind his "house arrest" to a hilarious (and slightly concerning) Top 5 list of his wackiest travel moments across the globe. We’re covering everything from: Adam’s unexpected ret...

In this episode of The Intellectuals, Claudio makes his long-awaited return to the studio! We dive into everything from his new Mandalorian half-sleeve tattoo to the unexpected benefits of cold plunges and saunas. The conversation takes some "intellectual" turns as we discuss celebrity legal cases, the evolution of social media, and our personal theories on history and health. Plus, we explore the...

Guido Grasso & George Assily are back for another episode of The Intellectuals! Today, the guys break down the latest "predictions" from Groundhog Day, a hilarious correction regarding an Uber driver confrontation, and George’s recent run-in with Quebec transit law enforcement. We also take a dark and comedic dive into the top 5.5 things learned from the newly released Epstein files, discuss t...

Adam is BACK and this time he's ready to SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT! 🎙️ The Intellectuals crew in are: Guido, Big Sexy, George Assily and Adam—dive deep into the most ridiculous stories, wildest conspiracy theories, and laugh-out-loud hot takes. In this episode, Adam finally tells the real story about how he stranded his dad’s car at the US BORDER and had to ship the keys back to Montreal! We also ge...

The boys are back from their international travels, and they brought all the heat! Guido sits down with the legendary George Assily(fresh off a wild, and somewhat violent, trip to Lebanon and London) and Fabrizio (who was hanging with the real royalty at the Ferrari F1 car launch in Italy). This is a firestorm of travel stories and comedy as George recounts his adventures in Beirut—from meeting hi...

Guido matches the short king energy with Jamie Boom Boom. It's the ultimate showdown: Guido vs Jamie Boom Boom | Battle of the Little Men! 🔥 This week, Pantelis and the boys dive headfirst into chaos with an hour of unfiltered, unhinged comedy podcast gold! IN THIS EPISODE: The Dark Side of Comedy: An emotional discussion on comedians like Richard Jeni and Robin Williams, addiction, and the press...

PANTELIS IS DEAD! A tragic loss for the comedy world... but the question remains: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE?! 🕵️‍♂️ The unthinkable has happened and Pantelis' streak on The Intellectuals is OVER and the finger is pointing directly at Guido. Is he a master criminal, or just a master of disaster? Join the Pantelis Comedy team as they try to solve the most important WHODUNIT of the year. Watch now to find o...

Guido is back from Mexico, and the stories don’t disappoint. In this episode of Intellectuals , we dive into travel chaos, comedy abroad, winter depression in Canada, and the strange psychology of performing — plus an unhinged Top 5½ countries the USA should “save.” We also talk: Comedy shock bits and burying comics onstage Cruise ship comedy and corporate acts Expats, money, and life in Mexico Ju...

Looking back at the year we've had. Guido reminisces about his time in LA and how a dirty butthole ruined his Korea Town adventure. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow Geo...

Top 5 and a half BOMBS. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​ DISCORD:...

Guido falls in love with another woman! We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pa...

Top 5 and a half coups. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ PATREON • https://www.patreon.com/Pantelis​ DISCORD:...

Guido is back in Montreal and George is back from a Syrian prison. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow George: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ PATREON •...

Jamie Boom Boom is introduced to Guido's home life. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS Follow Guido: https://www.instagram.com/guidograssojr/ Follow Boom Boom: https://www.instagram.com/jamieboomboomshow/ Follow Fabrizio: https://www.instagram.com/fabrizio_sciola/ https://www.youtube.com/@tfirc...

The crew talks mobs, movies and Sam's transition. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS 30% OFF POLYSLEEP : https://polysleep.ca/?irclickid=2-1Xcn0OxxycTQx06-VNgSZMUks3JcSySUB%3A3o0&utm_medium=affiliates&utm_source=Pantelis%20Comedy&irgwc=1 Follow George: Instagram: https://www.instagr...

Top 5 and a half FAT PEOPLE We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS 30% OFF POLYSLEEP : https://polysleep.ca/?irclickid=2-1Xcn0OxxycTQx06-VNgSZMUks3JcSySUB%3A3o0&utm_medium=affiliates&utm_source=Pantelis%20Comedy&irgwc=1 Follow George: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/georgeassily/ P...

Top 5 and a half MOST DISGUSTING THINGS I EVER DID We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS 30% OFF POLYSLEEP : https://polysleep.ca/?irclickid=2-1Xcn0OxxycTQx06-VNgSZMUks3JcSySUB%3A3o0&utm_medium=affiliates&utm_source=Pantelis%20Comedy&irgwc=1 Follow George: Instagram: https://www.instag...

Guido and Sam dress like they're in hiding. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS 30% OFF POLYSLEEP : https://polysleep.ca/?irclickid=2-1Xcn0OxxycTQx06-VNgSZMUks3JcSySUB%3A3o0&utm_medium=affiliates&utm_source=Pantelis%20Comedy&irgwc=1 Follow George: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com...

Guido lost his phone in the sewer and George went to Ottawa. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS 30% OFF POLYSLEEP : https://polysleep.ca/?irclickid=2-1Xcn0OxxycTQx06-VNgSZMUks3JcSySUB%3A3o0&utm_medium=affiliates&utm_source=Pantelis%20Comedy&irgwc=1 Follow George: Instagram: https://...

Guido and Sam are shocked to learn that Adam hates them. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS 30% OFF POLYSLEEP : https://polysleep.ca/?irclickid=2-1Xcn0OxxycTQx06-VNgSZMUks3JcSySUB%3A3o0&utm_medium=affiliates&utm_source=Pantelis%20Comedy&irgwc=1 Follow George: Instagram: https://www....

Guido and George talk Jimmy Kimmel, podcasting and the loss of Adam. We asked for the greatest minds of our time to start a podcast. They refused. So we settled for the complete opposite. .. THE INTELLECTUALS 30% OFF POLYSLEEP : https://polysleep.ca/?irclickid=2-1Xcn0OxxycTQx06-VNgSZMUks3JcSySUB%3A3o0&utm_medium=affiliates&utm_source=Pantelis%20Comedy&irgwc=1 Follow George: Instagram:...