The Intellectual Saviors

Michael and Eric talk about the under reported and controversial world of Economic Hit-men, their practices, and the developing countries they have imposed dirty tactics on.  Boggs unfortunately wore a used BallHammock™ and came down a crippling case of the AIDS.  He was unavailable for the show this week, sorry folks.

Modern Conservatism is based on the legend of Ronald Reagan and his policies.  As we discuss everyone's favorite President, Eric and Boggs develop Alzheimer's and forget the show topic.  Instead of staying on track they fight over structural (or automized) unemployment.

We throw a curve ball at the educational athletics departments and the students that use PED's, like steroids and methamphetamines.  Eric takes an intravenous shot of his own blood and rage quits, and Boggs reveals the real reason the BallHammock™ is not for him.

In this episode we discuss healthcare, and more importantly, health insurance.  We show how America built a system of insuring despair, not health.  How does our system compare to the rest of the world?  Also, we get our balls cupped by something other than a BallHammock™.  Tune into the entire show to find out what.

Surprise! We thought we were not going to have a show this week but we sucked it up and did one anyway, despite having no material.  Boggs attempts to stage a coup causing a rift in the group.  To decide the superior talent, we decided to have a tournament gladiator style.  The rules are no Ball Hammocks™ and whoever doesn't get sodomized wins.

In this episode we discuss GMO (genetically modified) foods and how they have consumed the agricultural market.  Has there been enough legitimate testing done to prove their worth and safety?  Thanks to Google we have the answers for you, and due to our proposed invention of the Ball Hammock™, Boggs can definitively claim he's not gay.

Our planet has more resources than yours!  Oh wait... we're on the same planet?  In this episode we discuss the infinite growth paradigm and its potential effects on humanity.  Kristen says hi from her bear-free cove in Africa, and Eric introduces his self-hating segment.  Boy, does he hate whitey!

Valentine's Day is coming, and since Kristen left the show, we turn to our collective audience for a pleasurable experience and provide them a travesty of music.  Michael has a one night stand that ends in disaster when he learns that women do NOT have an Adam's Apple.

As mankind tries to make the world its bitch, we realize the bitch has claws.  This is our plea to humanity: try and better the situation and come to harmony with mother nature.  Michael hears the Archbishop position in the L.A. Diocese is open and leaves the show to apply.  Douche!

In this episode, we ram the facts down your throat about welfare (social and corporate), whether you like it or not.  Just accept the inevitable and enjoy it.  Kristen treads the line by adding the flammable cheese known as Brunost to her masturbation habits.  Tune in next week for the explosive results.

While the boys fuck around and add next to nothing, Kristen takes the lead in this show dealing with Social Work and Mental Health services.  As she tries to keep focus, we mess all that up by going on rants, arguing amongst each other, and going off topic.  If we didn't flood you with facts then just wait for Part II.

Get a sample, from past shows, of how stupid and crazy we really are. Plus we have recordings from our post-show antics. If you listen to the whole thing you'll get a treat at the end!

Are unions destroying capitalism?  We labor over this issue and discuss the pros and cons of the organized union movement.  Boggs contributes more than ever by adding his insight to the show, and proves yet again that his talent is on permanent  strike.

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream, and we're here to help fulfill  it.  We discuss the history of racism, how far we've come, and how far we have to go.  In order to create racial harmony, our resident white prize, Kristen, has offered herself up to anyone regardless of ethnicity.  She loves humanity.

We finish the year by diving into morality.  We cover it's origins and the hijacking of it by religion.  Kristen calls in sick, and Donald Trump wins a prestigious award.  We had very little, but the production value has never been better.

In this Boggs heavy episode (it has nothing to do with homosexuality), we discuss alternative education programs and interview a student currently in the system.  While Michael brings home the facts and statistics, Eric has nothing and reverts to his fail safe argument of a lack of societal conviction.  On a more interesting note, Kristen felt herself up.  Don't you wish we video taped these shows...

We dive into the roots of the Holiday Season, and discover Jesus wasn't the reason.  After recounting the tragic events of more shooting rampages, we try to lighten the mood by destroying some Christmas favorites.  Michael proves yet again why he needs to be fit for a muzzle.

In this episode we assault weapons, and discuss the cause and effect of gun laws (or lack thereof).  Kristen challenges Boggs to a duel, and per usual his pee-shooter misfires.

In this gas filled episode we discuss hydraulic fracturing, the negative health and environmental effects, and the propaganda put out by the gas companies.  We say frack that and call for an end to it until more studies have been completed on the long term effects.  We also go over future topics that will never air, but don't worry we'll talk about that next week.

The Mayan calendar's prediction of "end times" has us pondering the pseudoscience of Astrology and what it can really predict. We discuss its historical and scientific relevance while Boggs tries to take his mind off Uranus.

In this episode we shoot for par as we rant on about random nonsense.  We also fill in the gaps with some anti-whitey rhetoric dealing with Thanksgiving, and we explain how it's rubbing it in the faces of every Native American.  Never trust whitey!  Plus, Boggs receives a booty-call while on air which causes the show to devolve into complete chaos.

We recap and celebrate the election results by getting high and gay married. Michael interviews Kelly and Luis of The Dollyrots. Boggs reveals his reckless youth, when he once awoke bare-assed and hungover in a neighbor's yard.

In this episode we discuss electoral politics before the election, and debate the legitimacy of the Electoral College.  Eric makes the case for not voting, while Michael says do it as often as you like.  It's a free country... voter fraud my ass!

Welcome to the Halloween spectacular where we spend five minutes on Halloween and over an hour on random nonsense, or what we like to call "delivering you ear candy".  Kristen gives us a historical quiz, and allows the winner to join her for a one on one session with her favorite chair.  What's that mean?  Hell, I'd like to know!

In this lack-luster episode we discuss monetary policies put into place by international banking cartels, how the Federal Reserve works, and who truly benefits from fractional reserve banking.  Eric decides to start a one-man run on the banks and proclaims "gay porn" as the nation's new currency.  Indications are that Boggs will now be considered Forbes richest man in the world.