The Inspired Unemployed

The Great Debate is finally back! The boys call on ‘recovering partygirl’ Jules and their trusty mate Dom to argue if anything actually fun happens past 2am.     Next up, Jack creates a long list of things he considers a little weird to do with your mates. Inspired by the Onsen spas they visited while in Japan.  Finally, Falcon has the comeback of the century. ...

Jack and Matt are pinching themselves this week after they got to film and direct a skit with mega A-lister, Margot Robbie. As expected, the boys shared a few embarrassing moments in front of their celeb crush.  Falcon then reveals why he struggles to relax when having a massage. Jack’s sister Bonnie then joins the pod to talk about Jack's strict no-falling-in-love contract.  https://www.instagram...

Jack and Matt recap everything they’ve been up to over summer break, including a large Christmas and even larger NYE. Falcon then admits to being left on read by a girl he recently shot his shot with. To make it worse, he then attempted the double text. Finally, the boys share a funny story from their recent Japan trip.  https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/   Learn more about your a...

For the final episode of the year, the boys take a walk down memory lane! Laughing as their top 5 cringiest moments from the podcast are ranked. Jack and producer Craig then decide to pull a prank on Falcs, proving that he is in fact too nice for his own good. Finally, it’s time to set 2023 new years resolutions!  https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices...

This week Matt opens up about the end of his relationship and talks it through with Jack. Then the housemates sit down to reveal who won the housemate games and decide which room everyone is taking. Ryan shares his wisdom about what anxiety is and how to cope with it. And finally the guys from Peking Duk tell a horrifying rattled story from a big night on tour. https://www.instagram.com/theinspire...

The housemate games kick off this week with all the guys picking their challenges out of a hat. Dom and Falcon have to make two traumatising phone calls, and then Liam and Jack listen back to the audio from the physical challenges they had to do. Cast your vote to determine who will get the best room in the house and who will get the ‘poo room’. The stakes could not be higher. https://www.instagra...

Matt is still rattled after Jack set him up to say something intensely cringey at an awards ceremony. Then they are joined by vulva expert Ellie Sedgwick, who gives the guys a crash course, and even has some vulva-shaped waffles for them to practice on. And finally, all the housemates pitch the challenges they’ve thought of for the housemate games. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpo...

Jack and Matt are shocked by even more terrible first date stories sent in by listeners. Sarah then reads out a bunch of new shower thoughts to the boys which leads to a few surprisingly philosophical discussions. Finally, their housemates Dom and Liam join for a very important great debate.  https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices...

A work trip to the UK has highlighted for Jack and Matt that they are not qualified to be their own boss, especially when British pubs are involved.  The boys decide the warm weather is ‘Ick Season’, because nothing is ickier than bindis, magpie swoopings and hot sand.  Then the Dads are put to the test with a random phone call, to see if they have actually retired, or are still on the tools. http...

This weeks episode has one clear theme, love. First up, Falcon goes completely off track and designs his own rom com after him and Jack declare old school love is dead.  The boys then help a listener to hard launch his new relationship on Instagram. From picking the photo to writing the perfect caption, the boys offer their best (and worst) advice.  Finally, the boys ‘spiritual geezer’ Ryan joins...

Lets talk guilty pleasures. From listening to Nickleback to buying yourself flowers, the boys shamelessly admit to everything they not-so-secretly enjoy.  Then, Matt and Jack hear a few more cringey ‘meet the dad’ horror stories from listeners.  Finally, inspired by Kylie Jenner, the boys pull a prank on Falcons poor mum Bernie.  https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/   Learn more abo...

The boys sit down for an in depth chat with our newest Aussie legend, 23 year old Nedd Brockmann.  Nedd ran 4000 kilometers from Perth to Sydney in just 46 days to raise over $2.5 million for Mobilise.  The boys dive into details about the injuries he endured, the incredible mental game he played, his inspiration, the people he met and his hardest days. Donate: https://www.neddsrecordrun.com/   ht...

In an attempt to make Jack feel better about his recent dating disasters, Falcs and Sarah go tit for tat with their own worst date stories. Miraculously, they manage to find a story worse than flashing your bank account.  The boys then cringe over having one too many drinks at a work event. Laughing at their recent NZ work trip, where they completed 12 interviews on the brink of black out.  https:...

All round Aussie legend Kevin Parker from Tame Impala joins the pod this week!  We find out what’s in his rider, what it’s like working with some of the biggest names in the industry and attending Freemantle house parties.  Jack and Falcs bravely decide to call the poor girl Jack flashed his bank account details to on a date. Then Dom and the boys reveal the best high-risk locations for a ‘Danger...

Dom is back in the booth to tell a story involving a drunken night out and an overly affectionate bandmate. The boys and Sarah then complete a knockout round to figure out what simple pleasures in life are better than sex. Then out of the goodness of his heart, Jack enrols Falcon to the June Daly Watkins School for fine young gnetlemen. Falcon is taught how to hold a knife and fork and which one i...

In todays ep, the boys share how karma got them good after selling their souls for AFL grand final tickets. Jack and Falcon are left shocked by our listener stories about the most petty things they’ve ever done. And finally with festival season fast approaching, Jack and Matt make the definitive list of what to and what not to bring. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/   Learn more...

Jack’s ego is pretty hurt this week after his strange attempt to impress a girl backfires. He is now a certified walking cringeboard.  Dom is back in the booth! In memory of Queen Lizzie, the boys have their royal knowledge put to the test in a new round of ‘definitions’.  Matt then talks through an insane list of jobs that you probably never knew existed.  https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredune...

Is Jack 28 years old or 29 years young? Falcon decides to assess if Jack is overdue for a quarter life crisis. Jack quizzes Falcon about properly meeting his new girlfriends Dad. And finally, the boys admit to getting overly emotional everytime they board a flight. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices See omnystu...

What lies did your parents tell you as a kid? From the TV making your eyes square to special prisons for naughty kids, the boys laugh over the best lies they’ve been fed.  Falcs then talks us through how to successfully ‘launch’ your new partner on Instagram.   Finally, the boys admit to trying out a new form of self care - anal gazing.  https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/   Learn...

They’re back!  The boys kick off the ep with a rapid fire round of questions to get us up to speed with what has gone on over the break.  Revealing their biggest night out in LA, various girl updates, most embarrassing texts and their dumbest purchase.  Finally, Jack and Matt fanboy over their new best mate, basketball megastar Shaquille O'Neal.  https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/...

After reading their terrible year 10 report cards, Jack and Matt decide it’s best to get Dom back in the studio to help with a new round of ‘definitions’. Jack’s dad then jumps on the line to confess to accidentally eating a ‘special’ brownie while on his way to yoga. Finally, Matt takes a quiz to figure out what his love language is.  https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/   Learn mo...

The boys were pretty chuffed by how much everyone seemed to love the baby talk segment from a few weeks ago...Although of all the voice memos and videos they received of boyfriends being caught out, one celebrity made them laugh the most. Dom then jumps on the line to give an update on how his romantic holiday to Bali went. Jack and Matt then discuss the chaos which was ‘Splendour in the Mud’. Fin...

It’s time to meet Ryan. He’s an all round health guru who looks like he’s just walked off the set of Peaky Blinders. He’s the man the boys turn to for all matters of life advice.  This episode, Ryan will host a ‘couples therapy session’ before Jack picks a bone with Matt and his new Mrs. Then we tune in for a series of nightmare stories about getting caught out in a white lie.  https://www.instagr...

To gee the boys up for their stay in Australia’s most haunted house, they get some real life ghost stories from listeners. Then, the noble quest for finding the most annoying thing in the world continues, from housemates eating the food you’ve been looking forward to all day, to that one person (Jack) who asks questions all the way through movies. Finally, a caller describes the text they sent to...

The boys hilariously trick unsuspecting friends into ‘speaking their language’. Proving that there is nothing more hilarious or sickening than hearing your mates baby talk. Dom and Cal join the booth to help the boys figure out what their ‘ticks’ are, before Jack brings the Ultimate Travel Guide book back.  https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...