The Inspired Unemployed

The inbox is flooded with listeners needing a safe space to get things off their chest, so the boys have decided to open The Vault again. Jack then follows up on a text his mum sent asking them to perform at her local ladies' tennis club presentation night at the RSL. Should they say yes? Finally, Sarah and the boys read out an article titled 'Random Spots That Are Erogenous Zones'. Hint: it's not...

Falcon was tackled during a game of rugby and hurt his tongue. So, this is a very special episode dedicated to how painfully funny he now sounds trying to speak. To give Falcs a break from talking, we got his doppelgänger from Lime Cordiale in the studio to tell the boys a cheeky rattled story. Finally, Jack confesses to a time he faced a somewhat similar injury that landed him in the emergency ro...

Jack has declared himself an Ectomorph who is fed up with working out and trying to get abs, so he calls a Personal Trainer to finally get a routine that will work. Their mate forrest then joins the pod to share the story of when he got brutally friendzoned. Finally, the Hello Sports boys share their funny sporting moments. https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/ Learn more about your...

It's time to settle a seriously great debate. NRL or AFL? Taking the side of AFL is former professional player and host of the Dyl and Friends podcast, Dyl Buckley. Taking the side of NRL are Tom and Eddy, hosts of the Hello Sports Podcast. A few weeks ago the boys admitted to the grossest things they do while alone, now we're hearing even more filthy confessions from you listeners. Finally, does...

Can you really give someone the ick if they actually like them? The boys put the theory to the test with their partners by secretly filming themselves completing a series of ick's.  Sarah joins the boys in the studio to discuss and gives kudos to the bravest stupid things they’ve seen people do.  Finally, Jack and Falcs debate what sport different trades would be.  https://www.instagram.com/theins...

The Vault (listener edition) is BACK. It’s time to play a few of the angry voice memos we’ve received recently in a safe space.  Next, Jack and Falcs admit to a few big mistakes they made in their past jobs. Finally, Jack's mum joins us on the pod for a Mother's Day treat, the opportunity to roast her son on the mic.  https://www.instagram.com/theinspiredunemployedpod/    Learn more about your ad...

We all have questions about Jacks recent relationship hard launch strategy. Why? How? Who’s idea was that? It’s time to unpack.  Are you smarter than a five-year-old? Because Jack and Falcs are not.  A kindergartner joins the studio this week to verse the boys in a special round of ‘definitions’.  Finally, we have an update from our favourite new influencer, Boozy.  https://www.instagram.com/josh....

The boys ring their mate Cal to share the ultimate ‘I love you story’, involving a near death experience.  To celebrate five years of being a working duo, a professional psychic is welcomed into the studio to reveal what the next five years might look like. Will they still work together? Still be friends? What about marriage?  Finally, it’s time for businessman Jack to give his first client, Boozy...

Did you think the billboards were over? Think again.  It’s time to unleash the marketing engineer within Jack and give him his first client.  Can Jack take an average bloke and make him a lovable, famous influencer for no particularly good reason? He is certain he can.  Next up, Hugh from the Imperfects podcast has a hilarious story to share. The boys claim it’s “the best rattled story yet”.  Fina...

First up, Falcon opens up about saying "I love you" to Margaret for the first time. Leading the boys to laugh over the times the big moment hasn't gone quite as expected. How do you know if you're a good person or not? Check your Uber rating and Airbnb reviews. Jack and Falcs both share their questionable moments that hurt their overall scores. Finally, what the hell is with everyone running? The...

It’s a podcast match made in heaven, Jack and Falcs are joined in studio by Hugh, Josh and Ryan, hosts of The Imperfects. If there is one thing they all have in common, it’s a love for good inspiration. So, the boys host a roundtable to give their two cents on the most cliche sayings and quotes we all use.  Jack and Falcs are no strangers to ‘winging it’ and spend most of their time living pretty...

Now that the 'short one' from The Inspired Unemployed (Falcon) has recovered from his billboard reveal, it's time to exact his revenge on Jack. Blindfolded and anxious, Jack is now ready to see his own face plastered on a huge billboard in a prominent location. Jack then grills Falcon for more details now that his girlfriend, Margaret, has revealed her true identity via an extremely hard launch. F...

It’s time to solve a controversial great debate topic … should we be tipping in Australia?  Taking the affirmative is Tessa, a friend and ex-waitress, then on the negative, Jack.  Comedian Will Gibb then causes a stir with a mix of existential and stupid hypothetical scenarios for the boys to comment on.  Finally, it’s time for advertising extraordinaire (Dom) to reveal the runner-up options of Ja...

The time has come for Jack to reveal his Billboard to Falcon. Humiliating? Yes. Prime location? Also, yes. Comedian Will Gibb then joins the boys in the studio to help answer a very difficult question … can friends with benefits actually work?  Dom and Liam then jump on the mics as well to get overly excited about beer and when the best time to crack one open is.  https://www.instagram.com/theinsp...

Liam and Dom are back in the studio with Jack and Falcs to answer more burning questions from our female listeners. Is post-nut clarity a thing? What about blue balls?  Jack then has a rattled story to share, involving an awkward run-in with a special someone's parents.  Finally, the advertising extraordinaire (Dom) has a few mocks to share with Jack for Falcon's billboard. As expected, they are F...

Welcome to Spotify HQ. The boys have been summoned to the big building to discuss the parameters of a new challenge that has been set for them. Involving a generous budget, a marketing team and a prime location.  Next up, Falcs has a Rattled to share after agreeing to take care of his girlfriend's dog for a weekend.  Finally, the vault is back. The swear jar is officially out of control.  https://...

What message got you left on read? Or worse, delivered?  The boys read through a bunch of listener submissions about the most awkward messages sent that people never bothered to reply to.  Next up, Dom is back with a rattled story about a time he experimented with the now confiscated sex enhancer ‘stiff nights’.  Finally, the boys thought it was about time they played another round of their favour...

The boys invite Dom and Liam into the studio to answer a collection of recent DM’s we've received from girls trying to better understand guys. Such as, 'do guys actually care about Valentine's Day'?  The poor boy who recently had his ear chewed off in NYC during one of Jack’s infamous business chats is on the line to give us a first-hand recount of the cringe-worthy conversation.  Finally, Falcs t...

We have stepped into the vault again, this time with submissions from our angry listeners. Let's just say we can definitely add a few more coins to the swear jar.  Lou and Jarch from the We Mean Well poddy are back for a roundtable about the quarter-life crisis. From being single to working out your career to wanting kids, we go through all of it.   Finally, a recent gross moment on a date makes F...

The boys are back from New York City with plenty of stories to share, from missed NYE kisses to attempting to charter a private jet to hating on Broadway.  Jack and Falcs then decide their ‘Ins and Outs’ for 2024, ending with Jack spiralling about his impending 30s.  Finally, Falcs has quite the love life update. Turns out New York is like living in a real-life rom-com.  Learn more about your ad c...

This episode is all about the festive season!  The boys play Santa’s helpers, deciding if they and which of their friends have made the naughty or nice list this year.  They then look back on what New Year's Resolutions they achieved (or didn’t) last year and set new ones. This time, raising the stakes for if they again fail to stick to them.  Finally, the vault is back. Christmas edition.  Learn...

We kick off today's episode live from the marathon afterparty! Asking if Jack managed to cross the finish line and how Falcalicious is feeling in his final moments before going on stage.  Lou and Jarch are then back to settle another great debate - are you really a huge fan if you haven’t read the books?  Finally, the boys call their mate Beau to ask what life is like for him considering he has ne...

The hilarious Lou and Jarch from We Mean Well podcast are here to bring back ‘the Great Debate’. This time we’re settling once and for all, AUS or NZ?  Jack and Falcs then chat about what girls do when they don’t like you. Only to realise the girls definitely don't like them.  Finally, the boys present their guide on how to be confident. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/a...

Welcome to ‘The Vault’. The Vault is a safe space to absolutely lose it over all the little stupid things that piss you off that shouldn’t. It’s a judgement-free zone.  Next, we hear from listeners about the worst possible timings and situations they’ve been broken up with.  Finally, Jack and Falcs discuss the things that guys do when they don’t like you. Buy tickets to Club 42 here Learn more abo...

It’s time for a weekend recap! Did Jack run 30km and go to Pilates like he was supposed to? Did Falcalicious produce a hit song with the Jungle Giants?  Dom then shares a particularly upsetting rattled story. Safe to say festivals and heartbreak don’t mix. Finally, Sarah and the boys ask if the weird little things they do are fine or if they might actually be a psychopath.  Learn more about your a...