The Infinite Escape Room

We are returned! And Normal Service has resumed. And by "normal" I mean a half dozen unbroadcastable outbursts followed by some light philosophy while locked in an Imaginary Fun Prison. Alone. Poor Danny, Poor, Lonely, Danny.   EDIT: There was a technical issue with the end of this episode. I've fixed and reuploaded but you might need to refresh your feed/redownload for the fixed version to come t...

Welcome back from the TIERrifically good holiday! This week join Anna, Chris, and Dom as they attempt to prove their innocence at the customs office! What will Dom try to rub in his gums? How does Chris forget his ability to get hot and sticky? What does Anna have on her new t-shirt? Some things you will never know! But for others you'll need to listen to this week's episode of The Infinite Escape...

Almost the end of our mini-series, the holiday is drawing to a close...But not before Ben, Mike, and Jon face the final challenge from Jamie!   What monocle-esque fate befalls Jon?   Is Mike sober enough to speak coherently?   Why does Ben get chastised?   Please  join us as the holiday ends to see if we escape!       Come and chat to us on Facebook , Instagram , BlueSky and LinkedIn . Or join our...

It's into the last half of the holiday, and as everyone does we've become rather comfortable by this point. Jamie, Jon, and Mike go through Ben's  picnic hamper, what will they find inside?   What does Mike clamp between his thighs?   Who does Jon spy on the receipt?   Will anybody listen to Jamie?   Tune in to find out what dreadful puns Ben has in store!       Come and chat to us on Facebook , I...

Join the TIER team for episode two of their holiday mini-series.  Follow Jamie, Jon, and Ben this week as we turn to Mike's lovely view out of a window. Does Jamie have a stomach of steel? What will Ben try with a small pump? After everything that we've tried to censor in the past, what hill will Jon die on? Questions, answers, and probably more questions are to be found in this episode of the TIE...

It's July and the TIER gang are going on holibobs! But don't fear, we shan't leave you high and dry - you're going to get a four part mini-series! This week, bask briefly in the sun before learning how our four presenters get locked into a beach hut. Jon leads the puzzling by putting us in a potentially explosive predicament.   Which one of us will wield the power of attraction? Who can see the bi...

This week, Aled and Chris find themselves on the wrong side of everyone's favorite nonagenarian documentarian, David Attenborough - as Mike takes them through some 2000s indie goings on in the heart of the Congo basin. Now something you should know, is that you're going to hear about this Gorilla called Clint. He's pretty cool, and he wears a cowboy hat. You might be interested to know what gestur...

This week Bailey, Aled and Jordan find themselves to be guests at a very lovely wedding. Join them as they: Marvel at how nothing bad happens! Ignore the German with the Luger and the blood of three men on his hands! Wonder at the tasteful decorations! Get their thinking caps on for the speeches! Here's the Polaroid clue for your own viewing pleasure: If you enjoy the episode, why not chuck us a q...

It's been suggested by some that my episodes are unecessarily bleak. To remedy this, I give you Escape The Car Crash, featuring Michael Buble.   Will Mike recover from being a Cyclist? Will Jamie make a good Poultergeist? Will Aled ever forgive me?   Tune in and find out. Come and chat to us on Facebook , Instagram , BlueSky and LinkedIn . Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access epis...

Right in the arcade where we left off, join Aled as he attempts to find Chris and appease a pixelated old Viking in an old arcade game. What will Aled do with a sack truck?   Can Chris compute Caesars' secret? Will Ben have a punny name for the key...? Tune in and play along! Just watch out for the explosive ending!   Come and chat to us on Facebook , Instagram , BlueSky and LinkedIn . Or join our...

Join Aled on a solo adventure in a local aquatics shop that promises more that it first may seem! What did Aled do to escape the hairy Viking? Can he figure out the dark mystery behind the puzzle? Where is everybody else!? Listen in and and see if you can figure any of this out faster than Aled can!   P.S. you may find this handy dandy map somewhat handy: Come and chat to us on Facebook , Instagra...

This week, join Bailey, Alan and Danny as they escape the harrowing Wye Valley. A camping trip, a great dane, an whole shitload full of rain. This episode has it all. And the crazy thing? It all actually happened. If you're interested in your own real life end-of-the-world weather experience then check out Beeches Farm Campsite ? The weather is always dire but the view is incredible. And if you en...

Unusually starting this episode with a PSA. The subject matter of this room hinges on a suicide attempt which some listeners might, understandably, not want to make light of in any way. While I hope we handle it sensitively, it may not be for everyone. Hopefully helpfully, if this troubles you in a serious way, you may want to talk to someone about it. The Samaritans offer a listening service that...

Mrs Toufrom's letter describes a loving life in a house where her husband had a mysterious incident with a shotgun. She's upset to be leaving the house, but is glad our solvers (Chris, Mike, and Tony) came along to enjoy it. She's especially please that they agreed to look after Gerald...   Is Mike correct that Gerald's a legally different lasagne eating cat?   Will Tony's allergies help the gang...

This week, Ben, Jon and a mystery extra person find themselves in an unexpected role reversal. Will they panic? Will they remember what they were going to call their key? Will Mike's laptop ever work again? (Sort of) Join us, find out! Also if you're digging the show not sling us a quid via Patreon,  or hit us up on the  Twitters  or the  Facebook?   Come and chat to us on Facebook , Instagram , B...

This week we join Danny, Jon, Ben and Alan as Mike takes them through a seamless transition in The Infinite Escape Room, where absolutely nothing goes wrong and everything is fine, and did you sign the waiver on the way in? You did? Brilliant. We'll just keep hold of those next of kin details for just in casies alright? The Infinite Escape Room is definitely safe and absolutely not slowly shearing...

What could be worse than being confused for (The) Village People? Being (The) Village People of course, or half of them anyway. Join Mike, Ben and Danny as they try to remember their own names and appease their legion of bloodthirsty disco fans.   Will Mike make an Ass of You and Me? Will Danny's U-bend every recover? Will Ben ever look under his God Damned Hat! And has Jon, once again, created a...

Join Laura, Aled, and Mike as they run down a road in high heels while being chased by gigantic drag queens! Deciding that high heels really aren't for running, they duck into a costume shop and (as if by magic) are greeted by the shop keeper. What rootin' tootin' adventure will Aled take the gang on? What mayday inducing clamour will Laura get involved with? And what does Mike call a tipi with a...

After being nipped at the heels by a pack of slobbering hounds the gang found themselves in the shadow of shady bitches of a different kind... They are backstage at a dragtastic Mama LaRu extravaganza ... but with the headline act storming off in true diva fashion and a drag-hungry audience between them and escape, what will the gang do?! Join Laura, Ben, and Aled as they escape backstage at the d...

It's not what you think. Also it's filled with utterly horrible puns. If you cringed so hard your jaw inverted then why not join our Patreon,  or hit us up on the  Twitters  or the  Facebook? Nothing clears up skin conditions like a good cringe.     Come and chat to us on Facebook , Instagram , BlueSky and LinkedIn . Or join our Patreon programme for perks, early access episodes and bonus content....

Everyone loves a cliff hanger. Last week left the team trapped in a Bus, surrounded by zombies. How will the story end?   Will Bailey reveal her real name? Will Aled save Wales? Will Chris be able to draw a circle? Will you? (It's actually quite hard, try it now).     Tune in with your host Jon and find out!   And as always, if you want to make our day, why not join our Patreon,  or hit us up on t...

Join Laura, Aled, and Alan as they try to escape a motorway service station!   On entering the station to relieve yourselves, a man comes running up to you. Before he is of much use "something" gets him! Watch out, because they are patrolling and will hinder you!   What accent gets mangled this week? Who gets greased up? Does anybody try to cheat?   Hopefully someone will stay calm and collected i...

This week, the gang find themselves smaller and more plastic than normal, as they navigate a non intellectual property infringing Pego driving school. Marvel as they struggle with basic driving manouvers! Wonder as they keep forgetting there's a time limit! Shiver as they uncover a new taxonomy of filth! Also, the map!  If you enjoy the show and want to support it, why not join our Patreon,  or hi...

Ah, the park. It's the only outdoor space most of us have left. If only they weren't so prone to vandalization by local youths. What's that? Oh I think you'll find it is a word. vandalization /ˌvand(ə)lʌɪˈzeɪʃ(ə)n/ noun the act of deliberately destroying or damaging public or private property."due to vandalization in the past, a security system has been installed in the house" If you're wondering...

This week, we’re doing something a little different as we’re joined once more by our much beloved (and at this point semi regular guests) Errol and Manda from the Room Escape Divas . Join Jon, Manda and Errol as they navigate a narrative plod through disappointment avenue, in Stan’s Escape Experiense. And yes, that is spelt incorrectly. Just wait until you see his Spoky Haunted Kabin. And as plugg...