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The Imperial Scrolls of Honor

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The Imperial Scrolls of Honor podcast is comprised of two retroheads, longtime friends Jae Baxtron and Josh Folan, who are analyzing the formative years of the console gaming scene through the prism of early issues of Nintendo Power, Sega Visions and GamePro (and the occasional RANDOM RAG). Guest hosts stop in on occasion to bullshit about RPGs when we dig into a SIDEQUEST.

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Merlons & Crenels/Super Mario Bros. 2 (NES) 13.11.2019 2:34:06

The game dudes ruminate about artistic interpretations, progressive reptilian transgenderism and photosensitivity seizures while playing classic NES installment Super Mario Bros. 2. Hosts: Jeff Burns & Josh Folan Imperial Scrolls of Honor Podcast, Episode 22 Show Notes Super Mario Bros. 2 Instruction Manual: https://www.gamesdatabase.org/Media/SYSTEM/Nintendo_NES/Manual/formated/Super_Mario_Br...

Running a Legitimate Business/Nintendo Power #5 29.10.2019 2:54:38

The dudes ponder entrepreneurship’s place in elementary schools and letting Siri provide meaningful direction in your life, and cast their ballots for the `88 Nintendo Power awards while flipping through the pages of Nintendo Power issue #5. Hosts: Jeff Burns & Josh Folan Imperial Scrolls of Honor Podcast, Episode 21 Show Notes Nintendo Power Issue #5: https://archive.org/details/nintendopower...

You and Your Friends Are Dead/Friday the 13th (NES) 15.10.2019 2:27:24

The game dudes get into animal grave desecration, flashlight tech trees and Jason Voorhees’ workweek overtime while pow-wowing through their playthrough of LJN’s Friday the 13 th release on the NES. Hosts: Jeff Burns & Josh Folan Imperial Scrolls of Honor Podcast, Episode 20 Show Notes Friday the 13 th Instruction Manual: http://www.thegameisafootarcade.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Friday-th...

So Sorry, SEGA/Nintendo Power #4 30.09.2019 3:07:16

The dudes mourn a fallen Karate Kid legend, yearn for lost toilet limericks and issue a heartfelt apology to Sega while flipping through the annals of Nintendo Power issue four. Hosts: Jeff Burns & Josh Folan Imperial Scrolls of Honor Podcast, Episode 19 Show Notes Nintendo Power Issue #4: https://archive.org/details/nintendopowerissue004januaryfebruary1989 Super Bowl XXIII Full Game: https://...

Bill Belichick Deprives Children of Happiness/Rampage (SMS) 17.09.2019 1:38:40

The game dudes divulge their scamming of Babbages, Mad Mike’s PO Box address and Bill Belichick’s sociopathy while touching on their play through of Activision’s Sega Master System port of arcade smash Rampage. Hosts: Jeff Burns & Josh Folan Imperial Scrolls of Honor Podcast, Episode 18 Show Notes Rampage Instruction Manual:   https://segaretro.org/images/7/77/Rampage_sms_us_manual.pdf Bi...

Rambo Guys/Team Sega Newsletter #5 03.09.2019 1:31:19

The dudes ponder Major League Baseball economics, the war on drugs and Geoffrey the Giraffe while flipping through the pages of Team Sega Newsletter issue #5. Hosts: Jeff Burns & Josh Folan Imperial Scrolls of Honor Podcast, Episode 17 Show Notes Team Sega Newsletter #5: https://archive.org/details/TeamSegaNewsletterIssue5 Tiger Handheld Blades of Steel: https://archive.org/details/hh_kblades...

Just Trying to Lose Listeners/Blades of Steel (NES) 27.08.2019 1:51:01

The game dudes dust off their blue collars to discuss DIY window repair, rust belt cities and storm trooper workplace hazards while revisiting Blades of Steel for the Nintendo Entertainment System. Hosts: Jeff Burns & Josh Folan Imperial Scrolls of Honor Podcast, Episode 16 Show Notes Blades of Steel Instruction Manual: http://www.thegameisafootarcade.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Blades-of-S...

Yeah It’s Fun But…/Nintendo Power #3 13.08.2019 3:40:01

The dudes banter about early 90’s geopolitics, climate change denial conspiracy theorists, dinner parties and a video game or two in their abridged 3.66666-hour perusal of Nintendo Power issue #3. Hosts: Jeff Burns & Josh Folan Imperial Scrolls of Honor Podcast, Episode 15 Show Notes Nintendo Power Issue #3: https://archive.org/stream/Nintendo_Power_Issue001-Issue127/Nintendo%20Power%20Issue%2...

Cryopreserving Hitler/Bionic Commando (NES) 30.07.2019 2:45:42

The game dudes discuss cryopreserving Hitler, World War I economic policy and three-ways while navigating the tenuous waters of Capcom’s release of Bionic Commando on the Nintendo Entertainment System. Hosts: Jeff Burns & Josh Folan Imperial Scrolls of Honor Podcast, Episode 14 Show Notes Bionic Commando Instruction Manual: http://www.neshq.com/games/b/bioniccommando/bioniccommando-man02.pdf C...

Doll Day Afternoon/Nintendo Power #2 16.07.2019 2:16:14

The dudes wax poetic about bongs, salmon barbecues and children bearing children in a mag episode dissecting the second installment of Nintendo Power. Hosts: Jeff Burns & Josh Folan Imperial Scrolls of Honor Podcast, Episode 13 Show Notes Nintendo Power Issue #2: https://archive.org/details/NintendoPowerIssue002SeptemberOctober1988 Josh’s Super Mario Maker 2 Course IDs 2-3 Methlab: JVN-0SX-J0G...

F*ck Treasure Chests/Phantasy Star (SMS) 02.07.2019 2:57:41

The game dudes duo discuss outdated actor headshots, dad dicks, Donald Trump being possessed by the evil Darkfalz, jiggling your joystick, and fantasy world municipal waste disposal contractor lobbyists while going full-RPG with Phantasy Star for the Sega Master System. Hosts: Jeff Burns & Josh Folan Imperial Scrolls of Honor Podcast, Episode 12 Show Notes Phantasy Star Instruction Manual: htt...

No Vitality/Team Sega Newsletter #4 17.06.2019 2:03:09

The dudes scrutinize kicking puppies, railroading dungeon masters, explaining podcasts to first century Celtic revolutionaries and a little bit of Sega subject matter while running through the fourth installment of the S-word’s newsletter. Hosts: Jeff Burns & Josh Folan Imperial Scrolls of Honor Podcast, Episode 11 Show Notes Terence Micharoni Personal YouTube Trailer: https://youtu.be/6wVbqhw...

I’m a F*cking Soldier!/Gun.Smoke (NES) 04.06.2019 1:55:04

The dudes kick around hot-button topics such as small startup business ethics, Native American/Japanese racial tension and Kellen Winslow informing us that he is, in fact, a fucking soldier. Hosts: Jeff Burns & Josh Folan Imperial Scrolls of Honor Podcast, Episode 10 Show Notes Gamemania Ad w/Tengen NES Releases of Shinobi & After Burner: https://www.reddit.com/r/nes/comments/bstoye/from_t...

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right/Nintendo Power #1 21.05.2019 2:28:51

The dudes hammer through the first issue of Nintendo Power while traversing a gamut of topics such as charging the mound post-bean ball, the Konami code, and further analysis of the Ring King sex scandal by JAB. Hosts: Jeff Burns & Josh Folan Imperial Scrolls of Honor Podcast, Episode 9 Show Notes SMB2 Nintendo/Fuji Partnership Article: https://www.wired.com/2011/04/super-mario-bros-2/ Video G...

You Call It Research/Zillion (SMS) 05.05.2019 2:20:45

The dudes dig into a weird one, Zillion on the Sega Master System, while steering through anime porn and other high-concept philosophical discourse. Hosts: Jeff Burns & Josh Folan Imperial Scrolls of Honor Podcast, Episode 8 Show Notes Josh’s Metroid Endgame Play Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYd6mCGf1Rs Zillion Instruction Manual: https://segaretro.org/images/a/af/Zillion_sms_us_manu...

What the F*ck is It Called?/Sega Challenge #1, 2 & 3 21.04.2019 3:11:57

The dudes rifle through the first three issues of Sega’s early newsletters while pondering the likes of windows blue screens of death, what the fuck is up with Sega of America’s fascination with Monopoly, and Al Gore’s political musings. Hosts: Jeff Burns & Josh Folan Imperial Scrolls of Honor Podcast, Episode 7 Show Notes Team Sega Newsletter Welcome Packet Pics: https://segaretro.org/Sega_Ch...

Remix/Metal Gear (NES) 09.04.2019 3:15:48

In an ever-so-short chat, the dudes discuss Ultra’s 1988 NES release of Metal Gear, a little Wrestlemania, the 1988 Sears X-Mas Wishbook, etc. Hosts: Jeff Burns & Josh Folan Imperial Scrolls of Honor Podcast, Episode 6 Show Notes Metal Gear Instruction Manual: https://www.nesfiles.com/NES/Metal_Gear/Metal_Gear.pdf Pack-In Map Feely: http://www.digitpress.com/library/maps/nes/metal_gear.pdf 198...

If You Can’t Take the Heat/Nintendo Fun Club News #6 & 7 26.03.2019 2:57:04

The dudes put the women and children to bed and go looking for dinner, closing out the Nintendo Fun Club News chapter of their video game history podcast pilgrimage in this mag episode. Hosts: Jeff Burns & Josh Folan Imperial Scrolls of Honor Podcast, Episode 5 Show Notes NFCN $2.50 cover price in `88, adjusted for inflation to 2018 dollars: $5.33 JAB’s Copy of Adventure of Link: https:/...

Door Pricks/Wizards & Warriors (NES) 11.03.2019 2:05:24

JAB & Josh psychoanalyze elitist and materialistic pricks standing guard at doors, and break down Kuros’ journey to slay Malkil, while playing through the Rare/Acclaim 1987 joint venture on the NES. Hosts: Jeff Burns & Josh Folan Imperial Scrolls of Honor Podcast, Episode 4 Show Notes W&W Instruction Manual: https://www.retrogames.cz/manualy/NES/Wizards_and_Warriors_-_NES.pdf Medieval...

Put `Em In a Bodybag!!!/Nintendo Fun Club News #4 & 5 27.02.2019 3:01:48

Josh geeks out over Punch-Out, Jeff geeks out over Sly Stallone’s porno tape, the two collectively geek out about everything else in issues four and five of Nintendo Fun Club News. Hosts: Jeff Burns & Josh Folan Imperial Scrolls of Honor Podcast, Episode 3 Show Notes Corrected Ghosts ‘n Goblins Money Bag Math: – A beer in 1986 would cost 0.51 GBP, 51 pence- Inflation rate of pounds from...

Tough Sleddin’/Ghosts ‘n Goblins (NES) 11.02.2019 1:28:48

The boys break down their playthroughs of Capcom’s 1986 NES release of Ghosts ‘n Goblins and inflation since medieval times, as well as alienate most of the general population by shitting on one of the most well-regarded games of all time. Hosts: Jeff Burns & Josh Folan Imperial Scrolls of Honor Podcast, Episode 2 Show Notes Medieval Price List: http://medieval.ucdavis.edu/120D/Money.html USA...

Bowser’s Commanding Personality/Nintendo Fun Club News #1-3 29.01.2019 2:24:49

The boys peruse the first three issues of Nintendo Fun Club News, discuss Bowser’s comings and goings, and settle on a classic for the first game focus episode. Imperial Scrolls of Honor Podcast, Episode 1 Show Notes Top Score Newsletter, Issue #1: http://www.videoparadise-sanjose.com/ts-1.htm Ring King BJ: https://youtu.be/FWGUSiYQFAQ Noah Hoffman, First Slayer of Ganon Article: https://www...

The Instruction Manual 22.01.2019 22:57

Imperial Scrolls of Honor podcast dudes, Jeff and Josh, explain exactly what the hell this podcast is going to be about. Hosts: Jeff Burns & Josh Folan The post The Instruction Manual appeared first on NYEH Entertainment .