The Hypothetical Institute

Coconut Oil, it's probably a conspiracy but we were pretty rubbish at getting to the bottom of it. We are, at least, honest. And did time travelling trumps take Tesla's testaments and turf them to Titor? Totally. 

Bermuda Triangle. It's a triangle. Say no more. And we look at something a little closer to our homes, but no less mysterious. Ever heard of the Westall UFO? Well hundreds of kids in the 60s have. Find out what they saw, who touched it, and whether or not it was in marble season. 

Ley Lines - co-incicdence or mysterious energy fields that take us to satan and provide us with liquid energy power? What do they have to do with Hitler and the flat earth? What do crop circles have to do with legendary rap rock fusion band "Korn"? And what colour is Luke's beanie? Who knows the answers.... US!

Stargate isn't just a movie and television show that featured such handsome actors as Richard Dean Anderson or James Spader. No! Find out what they are and what they have to do with the Hoover Dam and the Iraq war. Then we find out what links Gremlins 2, Back to the Future, Hotels.com and Peekay Truth. But, if you read the Book of Revelations, you know this already.     

Come with us on an undersea journey to find the lost city of Atlantis and the lost insurance fraud of the Titanic. We go deep and send up some bubbles full of tasty air pockets. Did you know that Atlantis is on mars? And they traded with the Egyptians? Or that steam fuel (aka coal) melted the steel beams on the titanic? These things are all maybe true in this waterlogged deap sea adventure. 

Prime Ministers been whisked away at night by navy divers, CIA murdering the Great Totara, and putting butts into forcefields generated by Ally Einy and Ol' Tesla. And find out what our Youtube friends are up to with the Google. Spoiler: Misunderstanding basic things. 

This week we find out how dark it gets in Gippsland. Spoiler: Pretty bloody dark! And you know what happens when it gets dark? All sorts of cryptid animals come out and rustle around, kidnapping and eating cows and all sorts of other stuff. Plus we drop a bombshell about our favourite Youtuber. GET READY!

Early on in this episode, Cam says "why aren't we doing Rasputin?" and he's probably right. Instead we talk about the Russia/Trump thing, and the murder of Seth Rich. But don't worry, there is a sweet killer octopus and we hear of Kim Dotcom's fraudelent destiny play. 

This week we try work out what the dickens HAARP is all about. Radio waves, weather control, mind control and more. And of course the illuminati is behind it all. And how about the first people to land in Australia and NZ? Were they white? Nah, they weren't. Some racists want you to think that though. Find out why. 

Canberra is an occult... something. We never really got to the bottom of it. Pretty boring place, even in conspiracy. And Area 51... turns out it's ages away from Roswell. Like, inconveniently so. Why would they ship a bloody grey all that bloody way? We never really get to the bottom of that either to be honest. Whatevs. Tune in. 

This week we swim in the watery waters of Alex Jones. With eye's like a puppy and the physique of an adonis, could he really be Bill Hicks and Beau Bridges morphed into one perfect human specimen? Is he even human? Is this just another of Ted Turner's classic pranks? 

Ever read the Berenstein Bears? How about the BerenSTAIN Bears!? If that blew your mind, tune in to learn more about the smushing of mulitverses that's warping our reality. Also what the fudge is a Posadist and why are there so many memes about it? Plus some dank bud knowledge on the low key. 

They are putting things in our water, but not even fluroide could keep 2Pac's pineal gland from pinging off the charts. Find out how that all ties in to Salty and Cam battling to be the whitest dude on the podcast. It's a classic FroYo vs Mad Mag showdown. BLAT BLAT BLAT. 

We dive into Dilbert and his connection to Syria, the White Helmet's and the Russians. Then we unpack Jesus' death? Did he die? Did he move to Japan to start a garlic farm, is he secretly a space lizard? You will find out the answers to this and... well not much else. And you probably won't find the answers. EXPECT LOLS THOUGH

Who really run this? Girls? Lizards? Knights of Malta? George Soros? We follow the marionette up to the hand that guides the strings. What does Conan the Barbarian have to do with it all? And is Ricky still in the Pipsqueaks Too? Who knows? You! After you listen to this week's episode. 

Are they chemtrails or are they just hallucinogen induced freakouts in Europe? What are chemtrails? Are planes the most efficient way of distributing them and what do toilets have to do with it all? So many bloody questions. Also, the moonlanding; fake or real? (obviously real) Find out for sure this week on the Hypothetical Institute.

This week we take a look at them words. Find out why signing your name could have you tied in knots with the shadow government, and learn what Quantam Grammar is all about. Also, the People's Princess. Who killed her and why?

Who would've thought we stumbled into an actual conspiracy when talking about wrestling last week? Well... we did. Also, Cam gives us the low down on his favourite consipracy, Tuesday Weld. It has Manson family, zombie Waylon Jennings, the Beach Boys, Route 66, CIA, LSD and heaps more. 

Wtf is Vault 7 and what does it mean for your TV. And more importantly, what does Pamela Anderson's salad have to do with it all? Heaps, of course. Macho Man swings by as well, to tell us all about the Illuminati. 

Is the Oscar fiasco proof that Freemasons are organising humilation rituals during award shows? Of course they are. Don't be so naive. Then we talk about Trappist-1, is it a trap? What do the Big Bang Theory cast know about it all... as usual, we have you covered.   

We dive into Transvestigations and find out what they have to do with angels in Antarctica. Also, we wonder if the agile structure is why Nazi Ufos have never taken off. Could they still be in the final sprint? Tune in!    

This week we wonder why the New World Order would use the Port Arthur massacre as a way to move to Canberra. We also try to work out why on earth(!) the Flat Earth conspiracy is making a mainstream comeback and what that has to do with the NBA. 

What do Nic Cage, the Big Bash League and golf all have to do with a recent tragedy in Melbourne? Also, wtf is Pizzagate? Don't worry, just relax and let us explain it all, right into your ears.