The Hour Podcast

Do you wanna learn how to make a spicy-a-meat-a-ball from the italian mafia, and if not, store bought is fine. This week we learn that scientists spent thousands of dollars to tell us music makes us happy. Other scientists found that they could grow teeth in mice, which is exactly what they needed. A mafia guy on the run gets caught because of his YouTube cooking show. A child takes control of a U...

In what many people say is our worst episode ever recorded, we present to you, this train wreck.  Do you wish you could listen to two elder millennials discuss the TikToks? Then this is the the podcast for you!  We talk for way too long about current trends for online short videos. Eventually we end up talking about the new robot that the Rod Sox are using to kill Covid. A Pennsylvania woman decid...

We haven’t released last week’s episode yet, which is DIS-GUS-tin’! This week we hear about a DIS-GUS-tin’! dickhead in Oregon who wouldn’t wear a mask to his court date, so now he’s in jail. Meanwhile, a DIS-GUS-tin’! animal trafficker set up a pool in his living room to keep his elicit shark sales business. A DIS-GUS-tin’! Crystal ball burned down a house, probably because it saw the future for...

Put away your covid boner, we’re going to Neuschwanstein Castle! Or, how about another whirl around the hour? This week we discover that Covid can give you a three hour boner, but the guy on the commercial for Wheel of Fortune says that if that happens you should see a doctor.  Panda Express has their employees strip down for a team building exercise, because what builds a team more than a little...

Have you tried Long Horn’s new bologna steaks? Delicious.  This week we find out that people on OKCupid want you to get a covid vaccine.  AI thinks that you should probably kill yourself. Border patrol makes a big bust, but it’s totally not what you think. A cat tried to take out a pilot mid flight. Finally, a woman busted herself thanks to her Cheeto dust.  Don’t worry, we always wash the Cheeto...

From the deepest cavities of the internet, we’re here with another episode.  This week, Japan has hired a minister of loneliness, but he finds that no one really wants to work with him.  Pilots see aliens, or maybe missiles from the nearby missile range. A mom gets her kids expelled due to her OnlyFans site.  An Arizona man decides to go all in on his excuse for not coming to work, and ends up und...

As conservatives say, fuck your feelings, maybe you should have thought of that before you decided to be a lazy asshole who let all their pipes burst.  And that, is how you end up resigning as mayor of a Texas town.  Scientists are teaching pigs to play video games, though really should they be fat-shaming kids? A gun shop needs to check if you voted for Biden for their No Bullets for Biden progra...

What’s your favorite Olympic Sport? Croquet? Roquet? Tug of War? Poding? Well, we’ve been training and this week are all up in your business like a Chinese anal covid test.  We’ll also see what the fuck is going on in Utah, where parents are trying to opt their kids out of Black History month.  A 12 year old swallows some magnets because he hoped he could become Magneto. Meanwhile, a Louisiana wom...

What’s your favorite defunct mall retailer? Promise us someday we’ll be your favorite defunct podcast. Toys R Us is back, and they’re gone now. The Coast Guard has to repair a window on a lighthouse on top of a underwater mountain in the middle of Lake Superior (all of that is true!) Six people were arrested because their plan went tits up. A man saw a giant mantis alien, but nobody believed him....

Are you ready for a dust up, with two of your favorite haboobs? This week, people don't pay attention to what stock market they’re buying from, and while trying to stick it to Wall Street, confuse some guys in Australia.  Bernie memes translate into hundreds of thousands for charity.  Scientist want to give you a nice stiff bone, but in a good way!  China plants a great green wall, and says it tot...

Welcome, folks, to the Biden Administration!  It’s a great day in America, in that everything isn’t on fire, it’s just smoldering.  This week, we find out you better eat the ham sandwich your mum packed you in lunch when you drove your lorrie to the Netherlands.  A grocer, which apparently is a real job, found a bunch of cocaine in the bananas.    Britney Spears sister has a bone to pick with Elon...

- .... . / .... --- ..- .-. / ... - .- .-. - ... / -. --- .-- -.-.-- STOP! Well, the past week has been kind of shitty, so why not this episode too?  Jared and Ivanka don’t want the Secret Service dropping bombs off in their bathroom, so they have to walk down to the Obama’s to take a shit.  Meanwhile, a new toilet can analyze your poos and tell you how to improve your diet. Computers may be smart...

If you start this podcast at exactly 10:57, it’ll be a perfect countdown to the end of American Democracy.  But screw all, that, this week discuss someone who left some pigs heads at Mitch and Nancy’s houses.  A nurse in Indonesia took off their PPE and unprotected sex with someone infected with COVID.  I hope they at least used a condom.  A woman in Mississippi punishes her husband for something...

Old Year, Old Pod!  It’s the last show of 2021 and we’re so glad you’re here with us. Remember 2020? Try not to!  But, then again, in 2020 we learned that your potential romantic partners can smell your fear of being alone.  Doctors on their birthdays tend to kill old people. Scientists find that there likely was an ancient Gordon Ramsay punching undercooked salmon in ancient Rome.  Meanwhile, a g...

As is our holiday tradition, we have no holiday traditions on The Hour! This week, your placenta may be hoarding plastic that you may have ate or breathed in. Michigan sends all their naughty children right to jail, but once a year we feed them Paczki, so it’s not that bad. An octopus punches a fish, but scientists say that the fish had it coming and the octopus was just trying to keep it in line....

Dashing through the pod, in a two host open show! This week we find out that Santa is spreading more than christmas cheer. Meanwhile, an angry homeowner gets revenge on people stealing her packages with her shit in a box. Scientists like their tomatoes not shaken, or stirred.  And finally a woman tries to swipe a winning lotto ticket from her employer, but hey have the last laugh.  It’s a week fro...

This podcast will not help your depression or erectile dysfunction, but it’ll definitely kill an hour. This week we find out how a country works to actually contain coronavirus, and they do not play around. Scientist want to figure out how to get soccer back to Europe, so they spray pretend spit across a stadium to simulate how Covid might spread, meanwhile in America we just spray real spit every...

We obviously checked the platypus, they’re irresistible. This week on the hour, we want to know who shit on the Da Vinci sketches, turns out, flies. A swingers convention in New Orleans is apparently a super spreader event, in more than one way, if you know what I mean.  A report wonders what that light is in the distance, and I guess it’s just the pot grow lights in Canada 40 miles away. The Tige...

It’s Black Friday! You know what that means, Eric is back!  In our post-Thanksgiving episode we find out about a mayor who won’t tell people to wear a mask until the holy spirit tells him to.  Meanwhile, a doctor treats a patient with pot, while he treats his wife with his dick!  The French are the most worried they’ve been since September 1939 because they may run out of fondu.  Meanwhile, Meijer...

We’re ready to take the bones out of these riblets!  This week we have a full plate of stories!  A man in Taiwan comes out of his coma when his brother threatened to eat his chicken fillet. A ring-wad of Florida flying squirrels was broken up.  Meanwhile, elsewhere in Florida, a man strapped a utility pole to the top of his ‘97 Toyota Camry, but gets busted when he doesn’t have the right paperwork...

Pour yourself a tall one, and settle in for another episode.  This week a Florida man cares little for his own safety and invents a robot to poke himself in the eye… or to put his contacts in. What could go wrong!?  Gun companies got the sads because the country didn’t descend into civil war and COVID may be coming to a close thanks to a vaccine. Think of their profits! A long lost pigeon message...

This just in, could someone save our democracy? We’ll try to avoid the results that we have no information on anyway.  This week we learn about a Chinese company timing their employee’s poos.  PETA wants you to skip the monkey slave labor coconut milk.  A company is making Westworld style dolphin robots, but will one of them realize it’s all fake and overthrow the whole system in a bloody massacre...

This episode is going to haunt you like the ghost of Duke Ellington due to all the SPOOKY stories.  A company wants to put QR codes on your tombstone so people can find out about your life.  A cow in Australia likes their snakes al dente. Meanwhile, scientists are excited about some virgin extraterrestrial organic compounds.  Do you wanna shag on main? Well if so take protection otherwise you may...

You’ll never guess our password, unless you guess Make The Hour an Hour Again 2020!.  This week we learn about tiny little robots who want to do butt stuff!  Some rude Canadians set fire to toilet paper in Walmart.  You’ve heard of latch-key kids, what about kevlar-helmet-demon-hunters?  Scientists find an organ deep in your throat, though I thought we knew about being able to do that for a while...

What do we want? Time Travel! When do we want it? AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO SOMEONE CAN STOP RYAN SEA-CREST. This week, a rude Canadian wrote an article back in 1990 saying feminism ruined everything, but don’t worry they’re now apologizing for it. A Van Buren man has an idea, one take a dump in a box; two put a top on that box; three, someone opens the box… IT’S HIS SHIT IN A BOX!  A woman returns s...