The Horny Housewife

What do you get when 2 vigins get married and one wants sex and the other not really? A fucking problem. Today one of our listener questions is just that, they have done it a total of 6 times since they got married and the brideee is the one itching for more intimacy. What could this mean? Is it shame around sexuality, sexual identity crisis, or just being timid? Lets take a looksie. Another liste...

Today Im starting off discussing how we keep our pussies and penis's CLEAN. Maybe busting some myths around douching, and reminding men that the water running from the shower doesn't clean their assholes. Also reviewing how to prep for anal play. Todays listener questions are about the types of panties we wear and what does it mean, how to get your husband to spank you, how to get the sex back pos...

Today Im catching up with you w/some giggles and a sex story time. Giving further insight into a review left by a listener who wants to know what it meant when I said I thought being middle aged and unmarried could be a red flag....I go on to explain my opinion. (its just an opinion chill) along with some other *not needed but she's got a point* red flags for laughs. Todays listener questions incl...

This monday I start off with a rant on "the unsolicited dick pic" not the first one I've received, but considering the method I handled it..it might be the last ;). Who knows tho, men are ballsy. Today lots of listener Q's; retroactive jealous- she hates this bitch but like to think of her man fucking her...is something wrong with her..lets talk sexual jealousy! Jealousy leading to arousal and the...

I suggest toking up before this episode bc she (I) was slightly unhinged in todays EP. Sharing my truth about my pubic hair grooming gone wrong was just the one of many joys experienced in this episode. Todays listener questions consist of a man intrigued to know my personal stance/opinion on older men with younger women...so I went ahead and shared my thoughts on all types of age gap relationship...

Hallpasses, all in novelty, which hott celebs are your fantasy? I polled you ,weighed in, giggled and shared mine. Happy Monday freaky fam, today I wanted to discuss the frustration felt when you feel like you ARE intentional in your marriage and they still won't budge! The sex ISNT getting better, you DONT feel closer- what now? Today's listener questions include a woman who finds her husband fan...

Locker room talk 101, your O face, his O face, her O face, girls can get performance anxiety- and squirting feedback for all. I adore you freaky fam. Buckle in-All your listener questions are going down today. We've got a husband yearning to release his load on his hott wife face- she is resistant to this idea-how can we change this?! If at all? A man with a perfect relationship except the fact he...

Do you love audio erotica? Join the patreon today for new sexy stories published every Wednesday. Happy Monday freaky fam- todays listener questions consist of a woman who can't shake knowing her husband fucked a girl they mutually know from the past; another womans husband ejaculates only 50% of the time even thought there sex life seem hott right now she can't seem to comprehend how he is okay w...

Happy Monday- todays listener questions include a husband whose wife resist his attempts at oral sex; he wants ALL of her and can't seem to comprehend why she denies him her lovely lady parts. Is it her or him? Another listener is a high libido wife who goes out of her way to be intentional and sexy in her marriage and its not reciprocated....in fact its not going sexy at all. This rejection has h...

Chilling out this monday with some you me and freaky fam locker room talk. its a LA LA LA listener question kinda monday, and Im shooting the shit. From a vagina that dry and frequently tears, to a women whose husband hasn't eaten her out in a decade......Iv got solutions baby. Ive got inspiration mommy's and daddies. Clarification in regards to how exactly missionary anal is achieved; women expre...

Needing inspiration in the bedroom? Stuck in auto pilot? Todays final segment is all things getting creative in the bedroom, discussing positions that increase depth, penetration, stimulate the g-spot, and ones that give easy access to all the hott spots=) Today I'm talking everything from nicknames for our pussys, listeners who partners are more vanilla for their style, mutual masturbation good o...

Today merging the concepts of Kink, Tantra, an BDSM- educating listeners on the definition, breaking the stereotype in our (my) mind(s)- and discovering possibilities. Todays listener questions entail a man who wonders if his wife fantasizes about women due to her love for him being hairless, a mans whose wife has told him she has fallen out of love and he can't bear the thought of coparenting, a...

Today is the final installment of all things buttholes. Today we are talking about the dudes; have you ever been curious about the male g-spot, (also known as the "P s pot" aka prostate) well your in luck because we are diving deep (hehe) and discussing everything from light external stimulation-to pegging. Whatever floats your boat right? Don't knock it till you try it and trust me theres loads o...

Anal sex 101 part 1- today we discuss anal sex with women; the most comfortable position, worries, whats needed and whats not. For both men and women Ill be opening your eyes to perspective about the booty hole- my personal opinion, and my personal tips and tricks for maximum anal pleasure. Next week on to the mens back door;). Today I start off discussing your follow up from me asking the men wha...

Today we are joined with Joli Hamilton- "a coach for couples who color outside of the lines"-not only do we get to hear her super interesting story of going from a monogamous married woman, to marrying a man in a open marriage-and now being polyamorous. Joli also talks coaching couples who think they want to open their marriage, what she find is successful and isn't; and we do a deep dive on jealo...

What annoys you about your spouse? I asked the freaky fam and y'all answered! Im sharing and commentating, lets draw a consensus. Todays listener questions - one mans wife talks pretty dirty in the bedroom but during day hours she won't speak of it, he wants to know more- how does he go about it? Next a man is frustrated as his wife has strict rules during sex like, no boobs, only missionary-she i...

Locker room talk today freaky fam! Today I'm giving you my personal insight on how "I stayed motivated to fuck"-hopefully you'll find inspiration (or laughter) in my answers and opinion. Todays listener questions consist of a woman whose finance has a same sex friendship that is def giving red flags*** ie. she is rude to said woman aka his future wife, and she is a wedge between them! Im not holdi...

Today Im joined with Heather Shannon, sex therapist, who works with all kinds of couples and individuals. She helps people open up their marriages, or work on issues that arise in ANY type of marriage(monogamous, poly,swingers, asexual etc) We of course discussed mismatched libido, as well as kinks, attachment styles, porn use etc....you don't wanna miss. Todays listener questions come from a girl...

ONE MILLION DOWNLOADS!! I love you- thanks so freaking much! Today I'm refreshed freaky fam, she's back from Vegas and ready to answer your questions=) One listener's wife is ready to separate, he wants his marriage but she's decided on parting ways- he wants to know is there hope?! I share stories from personal friends who have gone through very similar situations and why it was the best thing to...

Happy Monday! Todays Im discussing being a normal fucking human being and experiencing being triggered. How do you handle that shit with your spouse? How can you handle it better, what can you gain from these experiences, and how you can make sure this shit isn't cockblocking your sex life. Todays listener questions; one woman loves her husband oh so much, but their is a problem...he doesn't eat h...

Lets discuss the inevitable ups and downs; what resentment unresolved goes to look like in your marriage. What are your options, is it hopeless, and how do you handle it? Next we talk your roster; does your spouse know your #, I polled the freaky fam on social media the majority of you are open book while others would rather you not ask- one listener asks how he could about finding out his wife's...

Happy Monday Freaky Fam!! The pateron has officialy launched- link below. Today we start off with me sharing my experience with "the spirit molecule" aka DMT- next I'm discussing the 5 phases of relationships, and then dive into this weeks listener questions! One mans wandering eye, another couples interest in a 3some, one husbands wife who has zero drive any longer and what to do! Todays part 2 o...

Patreon is LIVE link below! Follow me on IG to stay connected @_thehornyhousewifepodcast. Todays listener questions are about a couple wanting to possibly add a woman to the bedroom, they want to know any tips or things to stay away from. One woman says her husband isn't into her anymore, he can't keep an erection and recently happily obliged to her idea to go to a swingers club-the sex life is st...

Hey freaky fam today we are learning some TECHNIQUE, in regards to good ol fashion HJ. (who woulda thought), these are sure to spice up the bedroom and build confidence. Speaking of building confidence who doesn't want to get better at dirt talk-lets give you some pointers. Of course today we have some super relatable juicy listener questions one being a man who can't take the sexual neglect any l...

Happy Monday- A quick half an hour EP this week- Starting off discussing insatiability in the bedroom. What if we are faced with the question of, what if he/she never is down for "x, y or z" will I just have to get over it, or is this deal breaker shit? I of course don't hold back- on to listener questions, a couples desire for making shower sex sexy, a female listener with frequent UTI's, a man w...