Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts

The Horny Housewife

Society EN ↓ 306 episodes

This podcast is about the reality of sex in marriage. The good, the bad, the ugly & the inevitable. Every Monday I am discussing all things intimacy & answering your burning questions about what really goes on behind closed doors. Tune in to hear topics like navigating mismatched libidos, dead bedrooms, dating your spouse and technique tips for both men and women. Your host Jordyn Hakes is about to become your favorite unfiltered, brutally honest big(little?) sister. For all the married people still trying to find pleasure within their marriage, this one is for you. We may be married, by but g...

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Jordyn Hakes | Pleasure Podcasts

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Society

Latest episode

Jul 6, 2026

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Episodes

244. Lube vs Spit & Why Good People Cheat 21.07.2025

Today the reasoning behind why us women really appreciate the lube...and its not just why you think & why do the good ones still stray....tune in for a bag ol' listner questions. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com listener questions start at 14:15 LifeRx: Visit liferx.md and use code HOUSEWIFE to get $50 off your first month. Popstar: Recieve 20% off your purchase when you use code HORNYH...

243. Is P*rn the Mistress, Luteal Phase Woes & Delaying Climax 14.07.2025

Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure.  Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com  **intro ends at 14:38 ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com LifeRx: Visit https://www.ldfbem4trk.com/HOUSEWIFE/ and use code HOUSEWIFE to get $50 off your first month. Beducated: Go to https://beduca...

242. Men Want BJ's 07.07.2025

The double standard on women who dont give oral and men who dont give oral..let's discuss. What disney adults and rubber duck car people have in common; & why your 38 year old wife might not be in the mood. ASK ANON & join the patreon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Bluechew: Try one month free at www.bluechew.com using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout. Splash Blanket: Get 15% off an amazing SPLASH B...

241. Short Kings Rule & Lasting Longer in Bed 30.06.2025

Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure.  Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at ⁠fleshlight.com Q. Pushing your wifes head down during a BJ; rude AF or passionate….(both?!) Today I am convincing you why short kings are the bestest and getting solution oriented when it comes to men last longer in bed....

240. Gamer Husbands, Numb Nips & Sensation Play 411 23.06.2025

Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure.  Looking for your next pocket pal? Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today we chat why do some husbands love video games? What can we dd about a lack of sensitivity in our nipples (this listener says hers stems from being previously pierced) and what would I do if i had a be...

239. “Thinking About Them Cheating Turns Me On-WHY??” 16.06.2025

Overcoming porn addiction, navigating moderate porn use, finding a third and being turned on by cheating (even though IRL it’s a hell no) and SO much more in todays EP. ASK ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com follow me @thhpod Bluechew: Try Bluechew free using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.bluechew.co LifeRx: Visit liferx.md and use code HOUSEWIFE to receive $50 off your first month. VIIA...

238. Outing an Affair Partner, Let Your Man Lead, Mommies & Self Pleasure 09.06.2025

In todays EP lets talk why it might do you some good letting daddy lead and mommy enter in a softer side. Men are you stepping up to the plate or are you pushed into beta mode? In todays listener questions we have a husbands who wife cheated- her affair partner is married with four kids and basically a big d-bag. Succesful, Rich, Wife, thinks hes all that and Mr. husband whose wife cheated wants t...

237. Unpopular Opinions, Dick Size & Asexual Wives 02.06.2025

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236. Sexually Incompatible & Getting HOTT post baby 26.05.2025

One wifes husband comes out as bi and while she wants to "keep" her man, his kinks are not her kinks. Are they incompatible or can they find middle ground? Another listener wants the real real on how to get it back post baby- no sugar coating comin atchya! Tune in for these and MORE listener questions.... ask anon @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Bluechew: Try Bluechew FREE for one month using c...

235. F*cking up Foreplay & Why You SHOULD Sleep Naked! 19.05.2025

Today learn the top mistakes you are making that's de-railing the foreplay! Listener questions & Learn to lick like a pro..tune in now! Ask ANON @ www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com VIIA⁠: Get 15% off your purchase using code HOUSEWIFE at checkout at www.viiahemp.com (21+) ⁠Bathmate⁠: Visit www.bathematedirect.com/hornyhousewife to receive 10% off your hydropump! ⁠Bluechew⁠: Try Bluechew FREE for on...

234. Pleasing HER when YOU have P.E. 12.05.2025

Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT is the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today we talk tips for guys who climax too quickly and want to know how they can make sure their lover/wife is still getting off! Spoiler alert; attitude, willingness and YOUR MOUTH! In todays listener questions we have a man who feels like he is just "...

233. MILF fantasies & Mid-life Crisis's 05.05.2025

Today we discuss rock bottoms and/or mid-life (quarter life?) crisis's...what causes them and why are the necessary for some? Todays listener questions include a husband who confided in his wife that he has a mother-daughter fantasy...is this milf love or something more? Another listener is turned off by her husbands penis pump use and one wife loves her husband but wishes she could climax from pe...

232. Secrets, Stress, & Does Body Count Matter? 28.04.2025

The age ol debate does her body count matter? What stress and weight does to your marriage (as well as working together) and should you tell him/her your SECRET..tune in now. ⁠Liferx⁠: Visit ⁠https://www.ldfbem4trk.com/HOUSEWIFE⁠ (code HOUSEWIFE) to get $50 dollars of your first month ⁠Bluechew⁠: Get your firsst month FREE at ⁠www.bluechew.com⁠ using promo code HOUSEWIFE at checkout. ⁠Bathmate⁠; G...

231. wet dreams, cell phone snooping & auditing your sex life 21.04.2025

Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com TODAY; wet dreams about cowokers, auditing your sex life for real and the age ol debate: should we snoop? Why or why not- and what factors change that answer! Popstar: Get 15% off by going to www.popstarlabs.com/hornyhousewife Bluechew: Try...

230. Increasing Confidence in the Bedroom; Less Thinky More Kinky 14.04.2025

Today I am discussing how to share your fantasies and desires {for the bedroom} to your spouse! Bluechew: Visit bluechew.com and use promo code HOUSEWIFE to try one month free! Bathmate: Go to www.bathmatedirect.com/hornyhousewife to get 10% off your purchase Liferx: Use code HOUSEWIFE at www.liferx.md to save $50 on your first order!

229. A womans intuition, defining a quickie & my religious upbringing 07.04.2025

Today mommy gets vulnerable is an understatement; I am sharing how growing up religious shaped who I am today, why I chose to no longer be religious & why I  know you can find God outside of a church. How does this tie to THH? Well many of my listeners identify with feeling shame surrounding sex & this may be the reason why. Todays listener questions include defining a quickie; **poll alert** do y...

228. If I Could Change My Spouse….. 31.03.2025

If there was one thing you could change about your spouse what would it be? I asked the listeners, and the they confessed! Also today lets talk sperm facts, clit pumps and why navigating parenting is vital if you want a happy spouse. Tune in now or watch on youtube! Want bonus content? Join the Patreon at www.patreon.com/thehornyhousewifepodcast Ask Anon at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Popstar...

227.How to Flirt; Reviving the Lost Art in Your Marriage! 24.03.2025

Today we learn the lost art of flirtation! Im talking millennial, LTR/married, IN IT TO WIN FLIRT TECHNIQUES. What is going to get his eyes bigger and her downstairs wetter =) Spoiler alert: men and women flirt differently and want different things- you may be happily surprised to hear some forgotten ways to flirt. Of course in todays EP we navigate listener questions; from a man who wants to tast...

226. In-laws, Boys Trips, Farting on Him & What Destroys Marriages 17.03.2025

Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today: A husband who hates his mother in law, my thoughts on boys trips/girls trips, story time of how I farted on him & more…rapid fire on topics such as cucks, women choosing their careers over their marriage and dirty talk handjobs?! Tune...

225. Vow Renewals, Penis Sleeves, Who is the Breadwinner & Call off your Wedding! 10.03.2025

Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com. Tune in for a “WINE DOWN” version of THH monday =) Penis sleeves, a low drive husband whose FIANCE is feeling inadequate, who should be the breadwinner and the JYNX that is vow renewals. Tune in now! Want bonus listener questions? Like audi...

224. How to: Choosing a Therapist, Semen Fetish & Wives Who Lack Empathy 03.03.2025

Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today I’m telling you not all therapist are equal! I’m dishing the red flags to look out for when diving in to therapy (& the green flags too!) and choosing a therapist. Spoiler alert; therapists are human and some suck at their job- while o...

223. legal brothels, mismatched libido & what gets YOU off! 24.02.2025

Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today get comfy as we have a bag o’listener questions ready to go! From a curious couple looking to possibly have a threesome (via legal brothel), to a man whose drive far surpasses his wife’s and she says “it’s me, not you” when it comes to...

222. Perimenopause; going from sexually numb to AWAKENED ft. Marcella Hill 17.02.2025

Our Sponsor, FLESHLIGHT, can help you reach new heights with your self-pleasure. Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com Today I am joined with the CEO/Author of Wake Her Up and we are discussing her personal story of what happened when she woke up and her sex drive was GONE, she (thought)she hated her husband and he seemed to be the person to blame for why th...

221. Tossing Salad & Friends w/Cheaters 10.02.2025

Today tune in to discuss tossing salad, obligatory sex (wives making sure to partake in order to keep their husbands) and why cheaters cheat- and what to do with the people we know IRL who aren’t being loyal to the person they call husband/wife. Like audio erotica? Join the Patreon here. Want to ask a listener question? Ask Anonymously at www.thehornyhousewifepodcast.com Fleshlight: Use code HOUSE...

220. Edging, Ultimatums & Love Deposits will save your LTR 03.02.2025

Save 10% on your next fleshlight with Promo Code: HOUSEWIFE at fleshlight.com To edge or not to edge that is the question; is edging great for men and an ultimate let down for women? Does the anticipation create a stronger climax, or the opposite? Today  ‘Mommy Gets Vulnerable’: we're doing an Ask Me Anything segment along with your personal fav; listener questions of course! Tune in to hear why p...

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