The Hole Joel

171 - I didn't apologize! WOOOOO! 14.09.2022 6:34 ↓

Sucks I missed the sale, but didn't suck because I didn't apologize for shit I can't control!

170 - yes that is a massage table in the middle of our bedroom 13.09.2022 7:55 ↓

JULES, GO LET ME RUB YOU

169 - Being white is embarrassing, being a white MALE is quadruple embarassing yea? 12.09.2022 14:32 ↓

this is all over the place, because i, joel frieders, am all over the place. i'm just embarrassed to be a white dude

168 - oops, i pissed off a prolifer without a vagina 09.09.2022 7:01 ↓

i don't need yer penis-having opinions on the life of someone without one, k?

167 - sometimes i do shit because of WHO i do it with, and WHAT doesn't matter 08.09.2022 6:34 ↓

I have learned that sometimes I just like people, and I wanna hang with em, so I'll jump out of planes or some shit. Just because I like em as people. Ya know?

166 - A couple two tree clues someone is bullshitting 07.09.2022 6:33 ↓

Trying to get my kid to realize it sounds like he be bullshittin

165 - BEWBS, like boobs, but with EW instead of OOOOOO! 06.09.2022 5:21 ↓

BOOB TALK!

164 - TWO WINS 05.09.2022 4:07 ↓

One win, awesome. Second win? Sad, but hey, all good yo.

163 - the fear of missing the fear of missing out 02.09.2022 11:31 ↓

Yes, what if you fear missing the fear of missing out? Have I gone too far?

162 - Braggin on my kids re: track/bball/racists/etc 01.09.2022 13:12 ↓

My kids are pretty cool, also, if you lose your teeth by standing up against racism/homophobia/transphobia/sexism I will replace them. 

161 - we asked for help 31.08.2022 14:28 ↓

it was tuff bro

160 - the backyard drama timeline 30.08.2022 9:40 ↓

i jump around, because adhd

159 - I WAS A CHAPERONE! 29.08.2022 4:56 ↓

That rhymes with pepperoni

158 - SO MANY THINGS are connected to my internet, or were 26.08.2022 5:30 ↓

Just yammering about no internet

157 - A special kind of pissed off 25.08.2022 8:13 ↓

the backyardigans chopped our internet by digging holes for a fence without a permit and without calling for a utility locate

156 - I tried to make the dinner better, but all I did was the opposite 24.08.2022 11:04 ↓

I MADE IT WORSE YO

155 - WHAT I am versus WHO I am 23.08.2022 7:43 ↓

There is a diff. A specific diff.

155 - I saw Gang of Youths at METRO Chicago, again 22.08.2022 11:06 ↓

I LOVE GANG OF YOUTHS

154 - A TWOFER - First day of PT & I ANNOY MYSELF 19.08.2022 7:42 ↓

yea i cant make a mistake i made work, so hey, two lil thought blurps in one "episode"

153 - There are no free refills at pharmacies bro, cmon 18.08.2022 4:18 ↓

If that sounds condescending, it's because it is. 

152 - I didn't open a facebook message and it caused a rift 17.08.2022 2:31 ↓

see what happens when you don't have facebook? THE WORLD BREAKS

151 - I had a great food weekend 16.08.2022 5:16 ↓

Great food weekends are great weekends huh

150 - I pissed off a grey audi oopsies 15.08.2022 5:00 ↓

SORRY RICH BRO! 

149 - GOT ME FOOT STITCHES OUT! 12.08.2022 4:36 ↓

stitches are grody brody!

148 - I'm a short order breffast cook from meow on 11.08.2022 4:37 ↓

FINNA FEED KIDS LIKE IT'S MY NEW OLD JOBBY JOB!