7EQUIS / Harland Williams

The Harland Highway

Comedy EN ↓ 1284 episodes

Get your dose of Harland's twisted world of comedy on The Harland Highway. This is the place to be for Harland Williams jokes, commentary, interviews, observations & hilarious reoccurring characters. Put the pedal to the metal & tear on down The Harland Highway!

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474: Stupid 911 call, Senior Fuentes, death by waffles! 07.03.2013 33:24

Today we listen to a really stupid 911 call, someone almost murdered by waffles, annoying clothing tags, and a visit from Harland's gardener Senior Fuentes. Stipe my ripe!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

FLASHBACK EPISODE #6 04.03.2013 29:31

By listener demand, playing down the early episodes that aren't posted. We drop these in from time to time until we are caught up to #42. ENJOY, BOOOOOOOYYYY!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

473: LOVE and how it hurts, TV show SHARK TANK 28.02.2013 37:47

Love can be painful, we discuss, Artists in the courtroom, the question of the day, and TV show SHARK TANK. Roll it and then scroll it!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

472: Michelle Obama on the PARSLEY PAPERS, fake crying 25.02.2013 32:09

1st lady Michelle Obama is interviewed on the Parsley Papers today, Fake crying to get your money, Wristband fever, the question of the day. Tumble your bumble!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

470: A visit with my boss Mr. Featherstone. Noisy babies. 18.02.2013 39:32

Harland gets called up to his bosses office Mr. Featherstone, crying babies, the medal of honor, and the gayest thing ever. Sand band grand slamb!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

468: Special guest - HONEY BADGER'S voice, Randall 11.02.2013 51:29

Yes it's Randall the narrator of the Honey Badger YouTube video sensation. Randall and I talk nature, life, mothers, and all kinds of bad ass stuff. We also do an incredible Nature Quiz at the end of the show! Skunk my blunk!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adch...

467: BEYONCEE at the SuperBowl, Madonna vs Gaga 07.02.2013 45:29

BEYONCEE at the SuperBowl, Madonna vs Gaga are they too close? And a giant monster has been found under the sea, for real. Bundle up your brace face!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

466: U.S. President ATTACKED, Noisy people in movie theatres 04.02.2013 32:11

Obama is attacked in the white house, noisy people during movies, the question of the day, and Harland announces TV spot. Clam up oyster face!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

465 BURGER KING DEATH, Harland has a run in with the cops 31.01.2013 34:28

A Burger King funeral, Harland loses $$$ after run in with cops, sporting event distractions, Harland announces Conan Show. Stiffen your staffen!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3: FLASHBACK EPISODE #5 24.01.2013 29:07

Yet another FLASHBACK SHOW per the request of the Pavement Pounders!! slice it and dice it!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

463: THERE'S BEEN A RAPE, 80's band The FIXX 21.01.2013 36:43

Something has been raped and it's sick, renting a limo, the FIXX in concert, and a fond road trip. Slap it in the happy!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3: FLASHBACK EPISODE #4 17.01.2013 28:38

As requested by you, the listeners, we are slowly playing back the first 42 episodes because they are not in the archives. ENJOY!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

462: A dog is choked by a man, Let's talk RESPECT. 14.01.2013 35:15

A naked man chokes a dog, how do you show respect, the question of the day, who picks the eatery? Harland's new stand up special! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

461: Harland creates a new word. Senior Fuentes drops by! 10.01.2013 36:04

Harland invents a brand new word, the question of the day, imposter web sites, Harland reviews the movie IMPOSSIBLE, and Senior Fuentes drops by for a visit. Black and blue shoe!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

460: FUTURISTIC ROBOTICS, A WOMAN LOCKED IN A MALL 07.01.2013 32:08

Today we discuss incredible futuristic robotics, a woman is locked in a grocery store, the question of the day, and the 1st review of my new stand up comedy special. Blast my blast furnace!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

459: HAPPY NEW YEAR SHOW. DR. ASCOT, PREDICTIONS 03.01.2013 35:38

The 1st show of the year, with new years predictions, a visit with DR. ASCOT, rock group ABBA, and the question of the day. Old slang Zine my friends!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3: FLASHBACK EPISODE #3 27.12.2012 28:52

Per your request, another one of the earliest episodes that has never been posted, it's #3, enjoy Swingle swangle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

458 Harland meets PAMELA ANDERSON, again! McRib is back! 24.12.2012 31:52

Harland talks about his recent meeting with superstar Pamela Anderson, the McRib sandwich is back yuuuck, Harland sings you a Christmas song, and the question of the day. Flap it and grind it!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

457: Shootings in the USA, Xmas poems 20.12.2012 32:30

Most of today's show is Xmasy, but I felt the need to talk about the children who were shot in yet another school rampage. On the lighter side we have the question of the day and a very special readin of T'was the Night Before Christmas. Sulpher salt mines!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad...

456: The ANNUAL CHRISTMAS PARADE, animal attacks. 17.12.2012 46:56

This is a big one, the 45th annual Harland Highway Christmas parade, Xmas wishlists, animal attacks, and giving during the holidays. Glow little glowface!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

455: XMAS HOMECOMING, Creepy Disney kids 13.12.2012 28:25

Gift giving and home for the holidays, knives in the kitchen, creepy Disney kids. Blorne Identitree!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

454: Capn'n Kirk drops by. Office Xmas stuff 10.12.2012 41:43

Harland tries to talk his boss, Mr. Featherstone into throwing an Xmas party, The trouble with girl things, Christmas at the office, and a visit from Cap'n Kirk. Fish sand which!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

453: COMPUTERS DESTROYING MANKIND, cop chases 06.12.2012 33:33

Will computers destroy humanity? Have you been in a cop car chase? The question of the day, Canadian pop stars, a traditional Highway Xmas song. Jingle my blingle!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

452: YOU TUBES MOST WATCHED VIDEO, the Middle East. 03.12.2012 43:48

The crisis in the Middle East is discussed, You Tube's most watched video, the Korean news, romantic letters from Samuel E. Quoke. Tingling in my ringwormling!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

451: EPISODE 2 FLASHBACK SHOW 29.11.2012 34:23

As requested by the Pavement Pounders, we are slowly rolling out the first 42 episodes, as they have not been posted. This is the 2nd Highway podcast ever produced, hope you enjoy!! Blinkety blunkity blink!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices