7EQUIS / Harland Williams

The Harland Highway

Comedy EN ↓ 1284 episodes

Get your dose of Harland's twisted world of comedy on The Harland Highway. This is the place to be for Harland Williams jokes, commentary, interviews, observations & hilarious reoccurring characters. Put the pedal to the metal & tear on down The Harland Highway!

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7EQUIS / Harland Williams

Episodes

579 - Worlds worst BLOW JOB, Japanese band attack, 29.05.2014 38:02

Believe it or not there is a BAD blowjob that exists, a popular Japanese pop band is attacked, calls from the Pavement Pounders. Harland plans a holiday in Europe. Slump Forest Gump!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

578 - Crazy home invasion attack on my house, texting and driving 26.05.2014 40:52

Something invades Harland's home, texting and driving madness, Harland does live stand up. Blunk and blark!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

FLASHBACK SHOW # 26 - CLASSIC GOLD! 22.05.2014 30:23

With all the moving around over the last few weeks it's a perfect time to catch up on the original 42 episodes that are not in the archives. Hope you enjoy this sugary cinnamon flashback treat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

577 - BOUNCE HOUSE hell, Death of a famous artist. 15.05.2014 32:51

A bounce house goes crazy. A famous artist we know dies, more nutty crying. Baa baa black Jeep! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

576 - Obscene Dildo's on TV, Complaining, sex and the human body 12.05.2014 33:38

How upset do you get when dildo's appear on TV? Is complaining a good thing? And why are we so uptight about sex and nudity on TV and in the movies? Cabbage crabbage!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

575 - SOCIAL MEDIA vs REALITY. Spiderman movie review. 08.05.2014 40:44

SOCIAL MEDIA vs REALITY, does anybody know what's real anymore? The new Spiderman 2 movie review, not good. Shtinky winky!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

574 - KENTUCKY (fried chicken) DERBY, Social imposters. 05.05.2014 40:38

It's the running of the KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN DERBY at the Harland Highway celebrity racetrack, Impostors in your social circle, and more CRYING from the Pavement Pounders. Blackboard smackboard!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

573 - SENIOR FUENTES visits, Hockey Night in Canada. 01.05.2014 34:05

Harland's annoying gardener Senior Fuentes drops by, Hockey Night in Canada traditions, racist basketball. sink into a stink! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

572 - EARTHQUAKE alert, grave robbers, and letters from you guys. 28.04.2014 41:00

What's with all the earthquakes lately, should we be scared? Letters from the PAVEMENT POUNDERS, and a creepy graverobber story. Yuck my muck!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

571- Harland gets a cancer check, question of the day. 24.04.2014 32:40

Harland goes in for a cancer check up, the question of the day involving cars, Harland does LIVE stand up. Sweet sltherin slacks!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

570 - Harland bumps into a girl he dated 25 years ago, FOOD of the future. 17.04.2014 30:36

Harland bumps into a girl he dated 25 years ago, Amazing futuristic food, and a crying Pavement Pounder. Gas light fright!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

569 - PAINFUL science experiments, Girl action heros. 14.04.2014 34:35

Are painful science experiments really needed? Are little girls really qualified to be the stars of action movies? And confessions from a garbage eater. Sawdust on my stardust!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

FLASHBACK SHOW # 25 - CLASSIC GOLD! 10.04.2014 30:25

As requested dropping in the odd flashback show until we are caught up to #42. Still just as fun as the fresh ones. Tap my flap! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

568 - HARLAND LIVE STAND UP, and 911 call for fruit! 07.04.2014 41:05

Harland shares some live stand up improv, David Letterman announces his retirement, and a crazy 911 call over fresh fruit. Double bubble Barney Rubble!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

567 - 10 reasons women FAKE ORGASMS, Harland SINGS a song to say goodbye to winter. 03.04.2014 43:27

10 reasons why women fake their ORGASMS, Harland sings a song to say goodbye to winter, a boy digs up something strange in his yard. Bury a Larry!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

566 - Turning 25 years old, a groovy music solo. 31.03.2014 39:57

Where where you or where are you at 25 years old?? The Question of the Day, and a very cool music solo! Bingle dingle wingle!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

565 - Missing Malasyian aircraft discussion, death of an old lady. 27.03.2014 44:06

Today we discuss the mystery of the missing Malasyian aircraft. Aviation expert GUY FRIES comes in to talk about how the plane vanished. Also, an old lady is dead and guess where they find her? Roast beef reef!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

564 - Phone SCAM madness, CREEPY sushi story. 24.03.2014 41:22

Why does corporate America want your cell number? Call from a Pavement Pounder, a very STRANGE evening of dangerous sushi. Glab de la blab!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

FLASHBACK SHOW # 24 - CLASSIC GOLD! 20.03.2014 28:47

As requested dropping in the odd flashback show until we are caught up to #42. Still just as fun as the fresh ones. Laser beam my dream machine! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

563 - Celebrity RUSSIAN ROULETTE, the vast cosmos. 17.03.2014 33:07

On this show another celeb comes out of the woodwork to challenge Harland to a game of Russian Roulette, also a deep look at who we are in the vast universe. Star cluster my muster!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

562 - SPECIAL GUEST, Actor, athlete, ISAIAH MUSTAFA 13.03.2014 55:06

Harland welcomes Isaiah to the show today where we cover a wide range of topics and play the popular TOO SOON or not TOO SOON podcast game. Capitalize my teeth! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

561 - AUNT RUTHIE calls in, man shopping, sensetive skin. 10.03.2014 38:15

Harland's crazy Aunt Ruthie calls in, Harland goes shopping for clothes under an alias, a disgusting skin test for sensitivity, listener mail. Hummingbird WORD!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

560 - Eating GARBAGE, and CHIN HO from HAWAII 5-O drops in. 06.03.2014 36:16

Calls from Pavement Pounders who found strange items in their homes, a visit from CHIN-HO with Hawaii 5-O police stories, and have you ever eaten your own garbage? Bet you have. Recycle my bycycle!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

559 - Harland gets a visit from his little SISTER. 03.03.2014 53:49

Today my little sister Barbara is visiting California and sits down to chat. Blink von Stinky!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

558 - Emptying the SPAM folder, and Harland's live stand-up. 27.02.2014 35:49

Going through the crazy SPAM folder in my computer, Harland does some live stand-up. And do you have mystery items in your house?? Close you clip clop! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices