The Hard Luck Show

Your earbuds will bleed when Kitty Sterling and Patrick Hoelck call in a red storm by getting Chumahan to confront Thanksgiving, Patrick breaks down the future of film, Ol' blue eyes reveals how highly ranked he was in the game of Battlefield, hear everyone's theory on what the Hard Luck Show exactly is, hear the hilarious scene of Cyborg Sean trying to help Big Luck's get on zoom, hea...

Your earbuds will film their own hot wet video when Director Patrick Hoelck and Rachel "Kitty" Sterling tag team Big Luck's, 'Ol Blue Eyes and Chumahan in the Chateau Du Virus, hear about Rachel's all out brawl with her butt hurt sound engineer, how she wants COVID to shut up already, hear How Patrick flew into the Arabian Nights to walk Sterling down the aisle in one of numero...

Your earbuds will get down and grimy in the super conclusion of Big Lep’s skid row deep-nod show including an econo-sized grip-pack of incredibly bizarre oompa-loompa stories from Strawberry Schmitt, hear how he shoveled sugar for Gatorade and Arizona Ice Tea, rip-roaring reveal the damage from Schmitt guzzling gallons of bootleg Gatorade unfit for consumption, Big Lep launches into a deep cover i...

You bluetooth will turn green when the the green juice duo crash into the Virus Bunker and release new hood tales and Schmitty fails, Indian Power, hear about Schmitty's brother peeing in a hamper and then scampered, find out when is big Lep's birthday, listen to Lep break down the history of the Sherm, Kenebenol, PCP, the fight club rules regarding smoking Sherms, discover the meth scene...

Your earbuds will be wheat pasted with some dope stoies and dope techniques when Adam Dare smashes into the virus bunker and laces up big lucks ol' blue eyes and Chumahan with amazing amazing amazing tales of graffiti-inspired art motorcycle racks and hamburger knees and multiple surgeries, how to wear surgery metal as jewelry, and taking over the art world with his street art designs and what...

You earbuds will pound their chests to stave off dangerous heart palpitations when Big Luck’s homie for the last 30 years slams into the Virus Bunker and mainlines Big Luck’s, ‘Ol Blue Eyes, and Chumahan’s ears with tales of fame, branding, drugs and recovery, NICK LEO, the king of the road, who managed Jermaine Dupri, turns back time in the big drug wheel and talks about what it was like to party...

Your Bluetooth won't believe it's ears when you get the anniversary follow-up to Anthony from man's search for meaning episode this is a tell all behind the scenes explosive find out how Anthony a convicted felon in recovery met his fiancée another convicted felon in recovery, find out what they used the rehab's laundry room for and why their clothes were so clean, find out what hi...

Your Bluetooth will fire up and shoot down a warhead when Big Luck's, Ol' Blue Eyes and Chumahan hit the virus bunker hear about the secret keys, cash only, hear everyone's habits and rituals which morphs into a deep exploration of motivation, hear about how the diabolical indestructible trio see motivation, how to get an war-axe edge on  motivation, how to rise to the will to power, h...

Your earbuds will go snow blind when fire and ice Snow Bunny hits the slopes at the virus bunker ski resort with a hoe-game Avalanche on Big Luck's, Ol' Blue Eyes and Chumahan, hear the icy reason this flurry demoness is called Snow Bunny, hear how she went from having no experience to working Nevada, hear the frozen Hoe-Zen of dealing pathetic dudes, hear what are the common mistakes men...

Your bluetooth will strap in and drop out when Ruben Rojas hits the virus bunker double-fisting spray cans and a can-do spirit, the audacious artist takes Big Luck's, Ol' Blue Eyes and Chumahan on a tremendous top-shelf tour of how this  Hombre from LA went from a linebacker jock on his way to medical school to being a real estate mogul that was dragged through the 2008 financial crash, em...

Your bluetooth will object with extreme prejudice when Mike the Jailhouse Lawyer seizes the Virus Bunker with defiant Danny Murillo and unloads an ungodly amount of Prison and Law hacks on Big Lucks, ‘Ol Blue Eyes and Chumahan. Listen to the cacophony naysayers when Mike was down, hear what years upon years in the hole was like, learn as Mike claws his way out of the hole by taking ownership of th...

Big Luck's diamond daughter shines into the virus bunker and lays asunder a whole bunch of thunder you will not believe what you hear from the one woman that the alpha male's alpha male respects, loves and learned from, hear how she became a master teacher, graduated with her credential and now is consulting in Los Angeles in tutoring children, hear about how they went years without commun...

Your earbuds will party with medieval painters, women of the night and Paulie B after Risk Part 2 explodes all over your audio with amazing dazzling tales of aggressive adventure and unspoken fantasies, find out what it's like to be coked-up and freestyle in front of thousands, hear about the psychology of colors from the color-fill master and why Steve hates mint green, listen to the hard luc...

You earbuds will blast your brain sack with thrills and color-fills when the virus bunker descends on the Legendary Bearded Hairy, more talented than Richard Scarry, the Artistic Adversary, filterless, no holds barred the Dalai Lama of Chaos, writer, artist and spraycan phenom RISK, hear how dope is studio is, eschucha about his first extra extra extra street fight defending a homie in his crew th...

You earbuds will have performance anxiety when Rachel “Kitty” Sterling glam-marches into the belly of the Virus Bunker radiating face-melting levels of fabulousness and unloads shock and awe honesty on Big Lucks, ‘Ol Blue Eyes and Chumahan, listen to Rachel’s chilling tale of getting “shitty” on a combo of pink champagne and whiskey AND PODCASTING RIGHT THROUGH STILL-DRUNK NEXT DAY, hear how littl...

Hoe-ology "the aftermath", bigger badder wetter deeper, when Romina kicks down the virus bunker door she puts old blue eyes on the couch and grills him like a festive sausage listen as Big Lucks and Chumahan are  surprised and wowed when Romina tells us about the smallest member she's seen on a guy, also hear what's the theory behind a woman who only wants to give BJ's, hear on...

Your earbuds will drop weight and gain muscle and say, “Yo homie, that’s what’s up” when the infamous, notorious, hilarious, gregarious, Creeper brings Cholofit to the Virus Bunker and sweat tests Big Luck’s, ‘Ol Blue Eyes, and Chumahan, this is a once in a lifetime max out grind, discover never before heard stories from Creeper and the Comedy Genius behind Creeper, listen to how the Creeper Chara...

Your earbuds will drop and grow hair when Big Lucks brings Lil’ Lucky into the Virus Bunker, ‘Ol Blue Eyes, Big Lucks, and Chumahan drive a determined discussion with repercussions about fatherhood in celebrating the life of Lil’ Lucky’s Father Big Diablo, then ‘Ol Blue Eye’s father calls the show and we get an inside peek at the sound engineer’s mystique, then manhood is mansplained by the four h...

Your bluetooth will gargle vape juice when Dark Vaper flies on the emperor's shuttle from the death star to the Virus Bunker and dispenses crazy cloud burst knowledge on Big Luck's, 'Ol Blue Eyes, Shoeless Brian Stevens, and Chumahan, hear which is healthier the Juul or the giant and grenade vapes, find out what Salt Nicotine is versus Freebase Nicotine, how much is the Altria deal wit...

Your bluetooth will smoke weed, gargle IPA and hit the cornhole hard when King Salmon returns to devil spawn in the virus Bunker with Big Luck’s, ‘Ol Blue Eyes, and Chumahan, hear King Salmon’s side of things when he was CAUGHT red handed with non-alcoholic beer and peanuts, hear Robert Standish’s thoughts about cornhole as he sits in, hear how King Salmon still clings to the wagon with white knuc...

Your bluetooth speakers will paint nude women in a bathtub when Robert Standish flies into the Virus Bunker on a paint brush and boxing gloves, hear how the legendary contemporary painter used to box with Big Lucks while Estevan Oriol cackled in the background, listen what it’s like to get punched in the face by Big Lucks, hear what it’s like when you punch Big Lucks in the face, hear how the feat...

Your earbuds will pass out from paint fumes when Graffiti Writing Legend ANGER bombs the virus bunker with Big Lucks, ‘Ol Blue Eyes, and Chumahan, Anger rips the lid off his past, hear how Anger started in Alaska, was sent to New Mexico and was sent to India, all before he was 14, the story paint will drip down the cracks of your mind as he reveals his American Indian heritage, hear what he found...

Your earbuds will land a speaking role with Billy Bob Thornton on Goliath after listening to Berenice Molina break it down in the virus bunker with Big Lucks, ‘Ol Blue Eyes and Chumahan, learn how this well-connected, willful winning woman went from a gang intervention program case manager to a shot calling casting director in Hollywood opening spaces for real people from the neighborhood to becom...

Your wireless speakers will burn down a police station when Big Lep takes a big step into the virus bunker bringing his new massive padawan pet Big Tim. Big Lucks, ‘Ol Blue Eyes and Chumahan rapaciously rummage through the beastly bombardment of Lepke-isms, find out what song Ol' Blue Eyes chose for Lepke, be boggled by Big Tim's whirlpool tales of Indio and drugs, get an update on Schmitt...

Your Bluetooth will manifest a giant Chong level beard when Lunatic Listener Santa Paula Mark Torres punches the pedal to the metal to pick up some Hard Luck Show T-Shirts in-person from Big Lucks, ‘Ol Blue Eyes, and Chumahan, and gets Shanghai’d into the virus bunker, Torres and his woman Mercedes get waylaid as their life is ripped open by an unflinching interview, hear what it’s like to smoke w...