The Hapatarians Show

Nico and Shaine talk about some weird coronavirus related news including a petition to have Dr. Fauci be named People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive”, Turkmenistan banning use of the word ‘coronavirus’ and threatening jail time for anyone wearing a mask, a massive surplus of chicken wings and Florida Man hanging a giant roll of toilet paper in his front yard.

Shaine and Nico have Theodore Quinoa of Crowd Funded Government on the show to talk about his idea of an alternative to the current US government system, how it would handle a pandemic and why he believes localization is so important, plus they go over a couple of coronavirus related weird news stories.

Nico and Shaine have Jessica Green of The Jessica Green Show to talk about her journey from being a Progressive Radical Leftist to an Anarcho-Capitalist. She explains how the incident with Rand Paul being attacked by his neighbor opened her eyes and how listening to the Tom Woods Show solidified her ideological change. They then go into other topics such as prepping in case of a crisis and how to...

Nico and Shaine are back to go over the reactions from around the world concerning the coronavirus (wuhan virus) especially with all the toilet paper!

Nico and Shaine say Bon Voyage to Tom Steyer, do their best to analyze the US/Taliban Peace Agreement, discuss a Vice article titled We Can't Have a Feminist Future Without Abolishing the Family, putting potatoes up your butt won't cure hemorrhoids, a Detective retires after 22 years on sick leave and a Florida Man story who got arrested for sucking a patient's toes.

Nico and Shaine talk about the 4,956th Democratic debate, the Sydney wildfires being put out by record rainfall, more coronavirus cases around the world popping up, wondering if poop and farts spread the virus, a Dad's fury after school booklet tells daughter to 'suck boyfriend's toes' and a Trump-related weird news story.

Shaine and Nico talk about Mike Bloomberg maybe considering Hillary Clinton as his VP, reclining your seat in an airplane and how it's most definitely capitalism's fault, a licensing law to cover art therapists on the potential dangers of scissors and glue could be on the way in Virginia, a new video-only dating app co-developed by Norm MacDonald and some nature themed weird news.

Nico and Shaine talk about Pelosi ripping up her copy of Trump’s SOTU, AOC saying it’s physically impossible to lift yourself up by your bootstrap, someone who stopped being a climate activist because the movement was too white, a mom getting ridiculed on Australian TV, a man who suffers from auto-brewery syndrome, and some risqué weird news.

Shaine and Nico talk about the viral video of Don Lemon laughing at a joke about Trump and Ukraine, social media reactions to Trump's acquittal, the Afghanistan Papers being turned into a limited documentary series & drama, and some Super Bowl themed weird news.

Nico and Shaine talk about the Coronavirus, what it is and what's hapaning (ha), then they discuss the reaction of Bernie Sanders touting Joe Rogan's endorsement and of course, weird news.

Nico and Shaine talk about the Virginia 2nd Amendment Rally, Warren and Sanders fighting, Clearview app that lets strangers find your info with snap of a photo, Japanese sword fight to settle differences and more weird news.

Nico and Shaine welcome Marc Clair and Brian McWilliams of Lions of Liberty to talk about the 2020 presidential race, the Mandela Effect, a Florida Man and Florida Woman story, and other random things.

Nico and Shaine are back and bring on Matt from The Statist Quo, Jared from Biting the Bullet, VetArchist Actual and Boko Harambe on to talk about the Iran situation, stories from their time in the military and go over a Florida Man story to kick off 2020.

Rollo from the Rollo and Slappy Show comes on to explain the importance of Bitcoin, the history of money and why people should have a better understanding of cryptocurrency.

Kyle Anzalone comes on the show to discuss his article "The 2020 NDAA: A Rubber Stamp For War", how impeachment has taken over the news cycle, goes over the history of the Iran Nuclear Deal and other foreign policy topics.

Biting The Bullet comes on the show to talk about their initial reactions to The Afghanistan Papers, how important it is and why the media is essentially ignoring it.

Nico and Shaine talk about an article from FEE mentioning the 10 worst state laws proposed and passed in 2019, Wakanda being listed as a US trade partner, Tesco shutting down production at a Chinese factory amid claims Christmas cards ‘packed by prison slaves’, "Christmas Tinner" for vegan gamers, a massive car pileup near Williamsburg and a Florida man paying for strangers' utilities bills before...

Shaine and Nico are back to discuss Joe Biden's latest cringeworthy moment and their endorsement of a Biden vs. Trump 2020 presidential race, a woman being shot by a cop during a well-being check, Representatives Thomas Massie (R-KY) and Chellie Pingree (D-ME) introducing a bipartisan Bill to Allow Interstate Traffic of Raw Milk, ads being removed from Hallmark, Penis Fish and more weird news!

Nico and Shaine talk about the breaking news of Kamala Harris ending her 2020 presidential campaign, the latest Joe Biden wackiness, TSA allowing a fully-cooked turkey in your carry on, a Japanese man arrested for calling phone company 24,000 times to complain, a dog causing a fire and more!

Nico and Shaine have a plethora of guests to give thanks (?) and celebrate thanksgiving by telling some thanksgiving stories, go into movie talk and then discuss peanut butter and egg sandwiches.

Shaine and Nico are here to discuss the important news of the week such as Eric Swalwell (?) farting on live TV, South Dakota being on meth, Joe Biden not wanting to legalize marijuana, a bridezilla cancelling her wedding because of the groom's best man's looks, a spooky Airbnb, sexist thermostat settings and more!

Shaine and Nico are back to hear an "educational rights" question to Tom Steyer, Elizabeth Warren's $52 Trillion Medicare for All plan, Youtube's new terms of service and an abundance of weird news.

Nico and Shaine have Biggest Mikey to come on to talk about his rise in popularity on Youtube, Mukbang and his reaction videos, his weight loss, and recent movies they've seen such as Terminator: Dark Fate and Joker.

Shaine and Nico talk about ISIS leader Baghdadi being killed, the Katie Hill situation, having sex with bugs, parents stealing their children's halloween candy and Florida Man jumps the shark- literally.

Nico and Shaine have C-Milk (Laowhy86) on the show and they discuss what an air fryer is, the American football, C-Milk being banned from Facebook and being a libertarian, the Hong Kong protests and how the corporate press portrays them, and a couple pieces of weird news.