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THE GANG IS BACK FOR A SECOND SEASON OF SHENANIGANS! THEY ARE JOINED BY JONAH AND GOAT PISS MIKE IN THE DRAFT ROOM OF THE SIA NEJAD INVITATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE. WILL SIA JOIN THEM AS THEY DISCUSS... -DRAFT ORDER RANDOMIZATION -RON CATCHES A STRAY -KAPO'S SON'S CUSSING ISSUE -KAP'S 18-1 SEASON -NFL RB TRADES ARE DEAD -CHAMPIONSHIP EXPECTATION MATH -THE GANG GETS FLACCO'D -JERSEYS AT THE DRAFT -CLI...

WANNA HEAR ABOUT THE AFC/NFC WEST? WELL YOU MIGHT... NO GUARANTEES HOWEVER, YOU WILL HEAR ABOUT -MOSH PITS -LEAGUE WILDCARDS -A "REAL FANTASY HEROES" BIT

RON & TROY TEST THE NEW MIC BY DISCUSSING: -TROY'S TRAVEL PLANS -BEING OWNED BY YOUR POSESSIONS -AGING/RETIREMENT -THE BEST MORMONS -FANTASY FOOTBALL & RON'S ADDICTION TO IT -"ASK RON" & SO MUCH MORE

RON & DEREK GO FROM -OFF BRAND SNACKS -PIZZA JOINTS -SHITTY CARS -SCI-FI TECH BECOMING REALITY -ANIMAL REVENGE -NFL PRESEASON & OH SO MUCH MORE

JOHAN  IS UNUSUALLY ANGRY AND RON NEEDS SOME (PRETEND) UPPERS TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE DREADFUL EAST

WE CONTINUE WITH IMPROV TOP 5 LISTS AND FINISH WITH THE PAYOFF FROM THE MALIK WILLIS BET GOING BACK TO DRUNKALONG 1 IN APRIL

RON, GOODS, DANS & YIKES WELCOME A NEW GUEST AS THEY DRINK TO THE HOMERUN DERBY. IN A NEW TWIST THEY ACTUALLY EXPLAIN THE DRUNKALONG FORMAT.      

IN THE FINAL CHAPTER OF THIS TRILOGY, THE GANG EXPLORES -DRAFTING MOVIE PARTS -MOVIE BANTER -"ALL MY CATS" -MORE MAS MIAMI TALK -TOP 5 GRATIFYING BEER MOMENTS

RON & JONAH TAKE A DRIVE THROUGH THE SOUTH, CHECKIN IN ON THE CUISINE

RON DECIDES TO TEST THE MULTIPLE MIC SETUP THEY COVER: -AYAHUASCA -CUSTOM BONGS -STRANDED ON A CARTOON ISLAND -RON'S LAST SUPPER COLLAGE -SUPERHEROS  

THE DRINKS KEEP FLOWIN! WE RESUME DRUNKALONG 3.2 WITH... -YIKES' TOP 5 DAN LEBATARD SHOW BIG BOARD -10 MORE STATES! -A PLUG FOR HASH'S POD- NOSTALGIA PIT -CHICKEN SANDWICH TALK -THE "GOOD" FAST FOOD PLACE -TOP 5 PRESIDENTS TO GET HIGH WITH -DANS HITS THE OVER! -GOODS SHOWS US "BLITZEN" -GO TO KARAOKE SONGS -TOP GUN SOUNDTRACK -TOP 5 LARRYS WITH HARD TO PRONOUNCE LAST NAMES -CLIFFHANGER ENDING!  

THIS ONE IS HONESTLY KINDA HAZY... THERE WAS SOME NBA DRAFT CHATTER, WE GOT @thehashtronaut TOP 5 LEBATARD SHOW BIG BOARD AND FOR SOME REASON WE MENTIONED A LOT OF STATES. STILL NOT SURE WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT

RON GETS MEGA DRUNK AS JONAH DRIVES US THROUGH OFFSEASON ADVICE, AND A MINI ROADTRIP THROUGH THE AFC/NFC NORTH

THE GANG FINISHES OFF DRUNKALONG 2 WITH THE FINAL CHAPTER -TOP 5 NAMES OF WEED STRAINS -GOAT PISS FAKE ADS -JOE VEGAS LANDS IN UTAH -THE "LADY FRIEND" INCIDENT -A DRUNKEN "I LOVE YOU MAN SESSION" AND CLOSES ON -GREAT SWEAR ALTERNATIVES

RON & DEREK ARE BACK IN THE STATE, AND TALKING ABOUT THE DRIVERS AND TRAVEL CONDITIONS OF THE TRIP, REGIONAL WEATHER VARIATIONS, INTERSTATE GOATS, HATRED FOR KENTUCKY AND OHIO, ALTERNATIVE ENERGY, NFL PLAYER INTERACTIONS, BRETT KIESEL, NFL 2K ROSTER UPDATES, AND NFL OFFSEASON

THE PARTY BUS CONTINUES ON! THE REMAINING GANG IS JOINED BY  @THEHASHTRONAUT AS THEY EXPLORE: -TOP 5 HUMAN NAMES FOR A PET PIG -POTATOES -FIGHTING STEPHEN A. SMITH -TOP 5 DICTATORS WHOS PICTURES YOU'D COVERTLY SWAP INTO YOUR FRAMED FAMILY PHOTOS & RECURRING FAVORITE -TOP 5 WAYS TO SMOKE

THE GANG IS BACK TOGETHER, USING THE NBA FINALS AS AN EXCUSE TO GET HAMMERED!

HUNTING HITLER, HOTEL TV VIEWING HABITS, BAR HOOKUPS, MISSED SIGNALS, "TOP CONTACTS" ALGORITHM, AND STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS THEATER pt 2: THE GREAT AMERICA DEBACLE 

RON AND TROY TURN TO KELZ @GRATEFULKELZZ FOR TIPS TO SURVIVE A LONG FESTIVAL. THE CONVERSATION MEANDERS TO CRAZY FEST ANTICS, AND TV SHOW RECOMMENDATIONS

Derek gets a sweet new mic! The guys use it to discuss the Amish, and the upcoming Brews & Blues WI event

RON AND JONAH UNVEIL A NEW SEGMENT "ROAD RAGE" AND EXPLORE HOW VALUES HAVE CHANGED POST DRAFT

WE CONCLUDE OUR INTERVIEW WITH @SIANEJAD BY WAY OF KIRK COUSINS, WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM, HOW HE MET THE COTES & DAN LEBATARD, AND HIS OWN DLS DRAFT!

THE GANG HAS @SIANEJAD OF @WINDAILYSPORTS @FIRSTCUTPOD & @FFTODAY TO DISCUSS LOCAL HONEY, GAMBLING, BETTING STRATEGIES, THE WSOP, AND FANTASY FOOTBALL

RON AND DEREK RECAP BRODAY '22, PRINCESS PARTY, FINGER HASH, AND THE NEW TERM "TUGBOATING"

AFTER THE DAN LEBATARD SHOW W/STUGOTZ FANTASY DRAFT WENT OFF THE AIR, THE TGIF CREW STUCK AROUND, DRANK MIGHTILY, AND STUMBLED INTO TWO MORE FANTASY ROUNDS