The Greatest Movie Ever Made

David and Justus ring in the holiday season with the show’s first listener request as they tackle the direct-to-video holiday slasher Santa’s Slay! In this film, legendary wrestler Bill Goldberg dons the red coat of a Satanic Santa Claus who descends upon a small township to spread some holiday fear. Stay tuned for deadly suplexes, sharpened candy canes and bad puns as we kick off the holiday seas...

This week on the show, Justus, David and Winona Ryder ascend the dog-eat-dog social hierarchy of Westerburg High School to try to join the Heathers . They soon find out that three preppy rich girls are the least of their worries as they must face off against teachers who exploit  teenage suffering, violent airheaded jocks, stoner cops, a pathetic weasel kid with lots of opinions about society and...

On this week's show, David and Justus sink 13 inches deep into the glitz and glamor of the golden age of porn with Paul Thomas Anderson’s Boogie Nights . Stay tuned for penetrating conversations about America’s favorite himbo/actor/rapper/devout Catholic/violent racist, cinema’s premier cuckold, the show’s wildest Surprise Alfred Molina yet, a heartbreaking performance from Philip Seymour Hoff...

This week, David and Justus tackle their first family animated film and also try (and fail miserably) at their first family-friendly episode. It’s Rango , the only film in history to ask, “What if Johnny Depp was a lizard cowboy?” Our boys follow Rango to the lowly frontier town of Dirt and meet a colorful cast of anthropomorphic cowpokes and outlaws alike, including a bizarrely cockney Gila monst...

David and Justus take a trip to Hong Kong on a quest to study the ancient art of kung fu movies, starting their journey with Wilson Yip’s Ip Man. Along the way, they will face many trials and foes, including Jeffrey Dahmer’s taste in horror movies, the merciless vengeance of Lorraine Bobbitt, David’s unavoidable impulse to quote Kung Pow! Enter the Fist , Donnie Yen’s insane punch combos, a Japane...

Gather round, ghouls, ghosts and dipshits for the most terrifying Horrorthon tale yet! Carve a jack-o-lantern and put those finishing touches on your costume as you listen to David and Justus discuss this cult classic horror anthology. Join a school principal with devious afterschool activities, frisky college co-eds with dark secrets, a group of kids up to Halloween mischief, a grumpy old man run...

This week, we find our heroes knelt before the throne of the Sultan of Schlock, Tony Moschetti, begging for enlightenment. Unto them, he has bestowed a mysterious gift — a Polish horror comedy with an infamously negative critical reception. Is Poland the world’s largest Call of Duty multiplayer map? Do the Polish know how to make a hot dog? Will the Podmaster’s recording software survive this fool...

Episode 8 is delayed a by few days, so in the meantime please enjoy Justus narrating his short horror story "Shitter". Music: Fractals by Karl Casey and White Bat Audio

Howdy campers! This week, our Halloween Horrorthon continues with a trip to summer camp to talk about the archetypical 80s slasher film. Leave your hockey masks at home, folks, but be sure to pack your slutty jorts, Native American headdresses and itchy old lady sweaters. Campers are sure to enjoy activities such as strip board game night, third-act coffee boiling and Mrs. Voorhees’ strength train...

Justus and David kick off a month of Halloween horror programming with John Carpenter’s underrated middle chapter in his so-called “Apocalypse Trilogy.” Pour yourself a tall glass of Satanic Baja Blast and settle in because Justus is going to gush about this movie like he’s a physics student who’s just been stabbed with a broken bicycle by Alice Cooper. As for David? Well, let’s just say that neit...

The podcast welcomes its first guest! Dennis Verrett from CTRL Group joins the show to give Justus and David their biggest challenge yet…a romantic comedy! Discussion topics include Domhnall Gleeson’s wildly inconsistent flirting skills, the angriest playwright in the entire United Kingdom and the logistical implications of being a time-traveling sex-machine. Are these blood and guts junkies ready...

What if everyone in the Middle Ages were huge Queen fans? That’s the bold question asked by this week’s film, Brian Helgeland’s A Knight’s Tale . Join David and Justus as they bear witness to the heart-pounding thrill of the joust, the rousing energy of rock and roll, the stirring drama of medieval romance and the sublime majesty of Paul Bettany’s bare ass. Helms are bound to be dented and lances...

In this week’s episode, Justus and David foolishly take on the fourth Rambo film and find themselves wandering into a minefield of difficult conversations about Reaganism, PTSD and genocide. That sounds like it’ll go off without a hitch! They’re joined by a colorful cast of characters, including the world’s most annoying SAS commando, a brutally sadistic Burmese military commander and an over-the-...

Oh, dear God. Someone let those boys make another episode. This week, Justus takes a trip down memory lane and introduces David to a staple of his childhood, Richard Donner’s oft-forgotten fantasy romance Ladyhawke . What the hell is Ferris Bueller doing here? Why is Rutger Hauer so incredibly sexy? How many shit-covered characters can you put in one movie? I’m sorry, did that evil bishop make a d...

What is the Greatest Movie Ever Made? That’s exactly what David Scandura and Justus Burkitt hope to answer with this new podcast. On this inaugural episode, join our hosts as they tackle Tobe Hooper’s cult classic horror comedy, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 . Grab a big bowl of award-winning Texas chili, put on your most comically oversized cowboy hat and rev up your chainsaws — the search for th...