The Graveyard Tapes

Three stories from the world of the Graveyard Tapes: The Collector breaks out of prison; Valentine takes a day off; and Zero Day launches a heist for the greatest of prizes... Valentine's mini-fridge.

Threadripper, Eris and Jackie Smoke track Valentine to an abandoned Blockbuster Video in a pocket dimension, but there's a monster hiding in the piles of old VHS tapes.

Threadripper discovers that Valentine is missing. With two street magicians in two, she goes looking for him. But she's not the only one...

Valentine is entrusted with a mysterious reality-bending entity that has taken on the form of a frog with a taste for classic television shows. There's only one rule: don't touch the frog.

Anne's the Inked Goddess now, but she's set on a collision course with two Valentines from two points in time. Note from the Graveyard Crew: We deeply apologize for the delay. But as they say, better late than never ♥ To make it up to you we are releasing TWO episodes on the same day! Have fun!

Anne's origins and her connection to Valentine and Katarina, explained. Note from the Graveyard Crew: We deeply apologize for the delay. But as they say, better late than never ♥ To make it up to you we are releasing TWO episodes on the same day! Have fun!

Zero and Valentine continue their conversations with the Faeries in the Never-Never. Oberon has decided to finally show up and grace Valentine and Zero Day with his presence and a surprise goddess appears!

When Threadripper mysteriously falls sick it’s up to Valentine and Zero Day to track down the cause.

A prim kindergarten teacher has turned Valentine and Reeza into adorable puppets. Now they have to undo the spell before time runs out and they're stuck as puppets forever. And there's a sentient bumbleberry tart running around. Don't ask...

Valentine wakes up with a squeaky voice and a puppet body. Can Reeza and Anne figure out who did it? And can they stop laughing at Valentine long enough to get his human body back?

Valentine and Threadripper find themselves trapped in an enchanted Olives 'R' Us restaurant by a mysterious being who won't let them go and who won't even take their order. Can they escape from their carb-laden prison before it's too late? And can Valentine stop eating the breadsticks?

Zero Day and Threadripper spend a day at the mall and run into trouble with three wannabe vampires. Valentine helps Zero Day with a favour.

The vampires attack Sanctuary, intent on taking the two Sirens for themselves. They've got an ace up their sleeve - but, as it turns out, so does Valentine.

Valentine and Nyx Aarons travel to Saskatoon to speak with the Siren Queen on Fiona and Ciara's behalf. Meanwhile, the residents of Sanctuary prepare for battle.

The Great Dead Detective comes to Valentine with an intriguing case: two Sirens have come to the Queen City, and it's up to them to save the runaways from a pack of vampires. But why have they come here? And who is the client seeking to save their lives?

Valentine and his crew are on their way to City Hall to put down a zombie uprising. But to do it, Valentine may have to sacrifice something he loves.

When zombies rise up and start trying to influence local politics (and eat brains) in the Queen City, Finn Valentine must team up with his rival, The Great Dead Detective, to put an end to the undead threat

Valentine and Threadripper go to the local comics convention, only to discover that heroes and villains have leapt from the pages of comic books and are wreaking havoc.

Well, it's not Christmas anymore, but what the heck. Better late than never they say.  In this episode our dear Valentine somehow ends up at a Christmas Ball, but things soon take a turn for the worse... Intrigued? Have a listen, and a belated Merry Christmas to you all!

A quick note from the crew: After we finished this first season we listened back to our first episodes and realized that we had come a long way in quality since then. So we decided to take the time to redo episodes 1-3. Because you, our listeners, are worth it! So please enjoy this new and improved version of "The Lost Photo"! In episode two of The Graveyard Tapes, Finn Valentine is hired...

A quick note from the crew: After we finished this first season we listened back to our first episodes and realized that we had come a long way in quality since then. So we decided to take the time to redo episodes 1-3. Because you, our listeners, are worth it! So please enjoy this new and improved version of "The Calling of the Corners"! An introduction to the world of Finn Valentine, pri...