The Goods from the Woods

Hey y'all! This is a very special UNLOCKED Patreon episode. This is a conversation Rivers recorded back on April 29, 2022 with friend and, honestly, hero: communuty organizer Warren Tidwell. Warren is the Community resiliance and Outreach Coordinator for Hometown Action and Hometown Organizing Project. Warren does the hard work every single day, fighting the good fight doing progressive organizing...

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out at Disgraceland with BEST friend of the show, the one and only Joe Kaye! We start off the program with Sam finally breaking his silence on the state of his hacked Instagram account. We then taste test a trust fund SoundCloud rapper's energy drink before getting into our Top 3 lists for bad carnival rides, dipping sauces, and our most listened-to albu...

In this episode, Rivers and Carter are hangin' out at Disgraceland with two of our favorite guests: Ed Greer and Seth Pomeroy! We start out by chuggin' MOXIE, the official soda of the State of Maine. Then we go into our Top 3 lists for Most Haunted Places, Best Movies of 1980, and the best English accents. "Tuff Enuff" by the Fabulous Thunderbirds is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now, ya rascals. F...

In this episode, Rivers is finally back at Disgraceland in Los Angeles hangin' out with comedians Holly Perkins and Seth Pomeroy! We start this one off with a European honey-based energy drink and a 2.5 foot-long gummy snake and it only gets weirder from there. This one has L.A. comedy weirdness, angry Facebook people, and a discussion of the greatest documentaries of all time. "Break on Through (...

In this episode, Rivers is hangin' out in the backroom of Smokers Abbey Cigar Store in East Nashville, Tennessee choppin' it up with two of the biggest comedy superstars in Music City: Dr. Ben Sawyer and Mark Anundson! We were a little pressed for time so this episode is a little shorter than usual but it packs a big wallop mostly due to the gas station energy drink we pounded called "Neuro Fuel M...

In this episode, Rivers is hangin' out in Atlanta, Georgia A.K.A. "Badstreet, U.S.A." with his ol' pal Trey Wright! This one is all about the best foods from Trey and Rivers's home state of Alabama, the best Southern cities to visit for a long weekend, and roommates from hell. We also discuss a mass marijuana poisoning at a Florida wedding. PLUS Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy" is our JAM OF THE WEEK!  Fo...

In this episode, Rivers is once again on location in Birmingham, Alabama with the Mount Olympus of Magic City comedy: Narado Moore, Chris Davis, Nick Thomas, and Michael McCall. This episode kicks off with a Peruvian energy drink and then launches into some Top 3's, a couple wild stories from Florida, and a surprising interview from 1999 with 'Cheers' star Kirstie Alley. "Rollin'" by Limp Bizkit i...

In this episode, Rivers and Carter are joined by comedians Carly Garber and Seth Pomeroy. The episode starts by, once again drinking something called "adaptogens" which makes everyone feel mega weird. This is a prfect mood-setter for an episode all about Q-Pilled train conductors, bad music from high school, and 12th century noblemen drowning in hot, molten doo doo.  "How Do You Like Me Now?" by T...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys sit down with comedian and podcaster Michael Magid for an absolutely hilarious discussion on myriad topics covering the whole damn yard. We chat about a recent labor shortage in America's largest retirement communiuty, The Villages in Florida, and what one local doctor proposes to do about it. We also talk about fake cops, the weirdest dreams experien...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are all back together at Disgraceland for an ABSOLUTELY RAUCOUS edition of the program featuring TWO very special guests: Comedian and filmmaker Seth Pomeroy and professional wresler and combat athelete extraordinaire Justin Morales! We talk about the new 5 Hour Energy Drink and an energy drink of olde that literally contained energy... radioactive en...

In this episode, Rivers is hangin' out in Simi Valley, CA with the absolutely hilarious Kyle Clark and Taylor Vracin-Harrell! This episode starts off with a butter-flavored soda before taking the VERY LOGICAL next step of unpacking every aspect of the 1976 Ram Jam (or is it?) classic, "Black Betty". As it turns out, the story is mega weird. We also run down some fun Top 3 lists submitted by our li...

In this episode, Rivers and, briefly, Sam are hangin' out in the living room of Disgraceland with two of the funniest people in the world: comedians Chris Crofton and Joe Kaye! Also, as if the first-ever meeting of these amazing comedic minds wasn't chaotic enough, we've also got a live studio audience for this one: The Nelson Family from Minnesota! We chat about YouTubers exploring abandoned mine...

In this episode, Rivers and Sam are hangin' out once again with our friend Joe Kaye and our VERY SPECIAL guest, Klee Wiggins! Today, we're exploring the deep anger currently being leveled against guys pretending to play the violin in big box store parking lots all over the country (it's an epidemic!). We also talk about some good food while testing out the Swedish Fish-flavored Ghost energy drink....

Hey y'all! This week on the Patreon, Rivers and comedian Chris William are diving deep into one of the weirdest and most insane movies ever made, the 1988 "Rowdy" Roddy Piper vehicle, 'Hell Comes to Frogtown'. This movie is such a trip and it has a REALLY crazy backstory too. We talk about it all. The movie is available in its entirety on YouTube so you can watch it now for free. Chris is the best...

In this episode, Rivers and Sam welcome two of our all-time favorite guests back to Disgraceland: Comedians Joe Kaye and Erik Barnes! Today we're off by trying out Coca-Cola's new, supremely weird "Starlight" soda. We also check in on the latest exploits of former child star Corey Feldman and North Carolina's over-the-top dirty cop, Anthony Spivey. "Californication" by The Red Hot Chili Peppers is...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are all in-house with our hilarious friend, comedian and podcaster Neil Charles! Today, we're checking out the lost classic albums 'NFL Jams' and 'NFL Country' which feature NFL players singing and rapping with the various country and hip-hop stars of 1996. Plus, we talk about an extremely inept Australian murderer and an extremely crazy guy in Washin...

In this episode, Rivers Langley and Sam Harter are back at Disgraceland Studios hangin' out with the king of Central Florida comedy: Nat Baimel! We're chugging a Skittles-flavored energy drink and then blasting off into the weirdest news of the week. There's a villainous police chief-turned-felon, a fire and brimstone preacher threatening to banish the witches from his congregation, and an Atlanta...

In this episode, Rivers and Carter head over to beautiful, suburban Eagle Rock, California for a chat with our good friend comedian Anna Valenzuela (plus an amazing cameo from comedian Brandie Posey!). This week, we're chatting about a marriage-themed butt rock festival in Oklahoma, a guy who threatened a Las Vegas casino with a grenade in his butt, and a lady in Oregon who was tricked into thinki...

In this episode, Rivers and Carter travel to the far east of Los Angeles County to chat with the Advice King himself, comedian Chris Crofton! What follows is one of the funniest episodes in the show's history. This one has a list of unusual deaths, a brawl-for-all at a Pennsylvania Golden Corral, and a Canadian militia member seeking his dream woman on Craigslist. We also start off Episode #316 wi...

In this episode, Rivers is hangin' out poolside in North Hollywood with two of the funniest folks on Earth: Monika Scott and Luke Jensen! We're talking about Monika's AMAZING recent trip to the Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge in Disneyland. Plus, we cover '90 Day Fiancee', the recent loss of Meat Loaf, a real life 'Weekend at Bernie's' in Ireland, and a bit of history involving the weirdest duel of all t...

In this episode, Rivers and Carter are joined by comedian Joe Kaye for a rip-roaring conversation about the burning topics of the day! We're talking about a Craigslist ad by the worst landlord in Massachusetts, a cryptocurrency-themed restaurant in Florida, and some modern day train robberies in Los Angeles. Santana's "Black Magic Woman" is our JAM OF THE WEEK. Give us a listen and follow Joe on a...

Hey y'all! This week on the Patreon, Rivers is joined once again by our brilliant co-host emeritus Dr. Pat Reilly for a discussion of 1993's "Wrestlemania IX"; an event that gets right to the very core of Vincent Kennedy McMahon's dark id. Undertaker gets chloroformed. There are two Doinks. Macho Man is awesome despite being sidelined on commentary. This event was weird as all hell but, ultimately...

In this episode, there's pestilence and disease in the air over Hollywood once again so the Goods from the Woods Boys are hangin' out with no guests at Disgraceland for a good ol' three man jam! This week we cover Hulk Hogan makin' a fool of himself, the TSA's top 10 list of weird things confiscated at America's airports, and the curious cases of the conspiracy nuts who have literally been turning...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are hangin' out in Joe Raines's parking lot in Linoleum City, CA and shootin' the damn breeze and drinking Mountain Dew's supremely weird gingerbread-flavored holiday concoction. Speaking of the Holidays, the Boys run down their favorite things they ate over Christmas break. Also, Carter's got a hell of a Motel 6 story that he's been sitting on. PLUS...

In this episode, Rivers is back in Birmingham, AL with the elite of Magic City Comedy: Wes Van Horn, Narado Moore, and Nick Thomas! On this one, the boys cover a possible anthrax attack at a conspiracy theory convention, the ongoing story of "Bishop-Sycamore" the fake high school football team that got their asses kicked on national TV and then turned out to be a scam, and a man in China who's bee...