The Goods from the Woods

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys talk to comedian Brent Schmidt about his time working in the two happiest places on Earth: on the lifeguard stand at Disneyworld and in the halls of power as a Senate page in Washington D.C. Plus: Who is the biggest asshole on Capitol Hill? Who gets to fuck the Disney princesses? All these questions and more will be answered! Dig in, daddy. Find Brent...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are joined by comedian Chris Estrada as they travel through the world of punk rock. From local scenes to the top of the charts, punk rock has been around for over 40 years and the boys take a look at some of their favorites. Explore some great bands from Chris's hometown of Los Angeles as well as the punk giants of the sleepy backwater of Auburn, AL....

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are joined by comedian and chef in training, Joe Bowling, to talk about cooking and to share some of their favorite recipes. They also veer off into a discussion of marching bands and the practicality of the different methods of assassination discussed in the song "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC. Also discussed is the WWF Cookbook, the existenc...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys and their guest, comedian extraordinaire Andy Peters, explore the gloriously depressing world of the men who were born to lose: jobbers! This is a full-on wrestling episode but, not to worry, it'll be hilarious for wrestling fans and detractors alike. Also, we take a peek into the Disgraceland Picayune and discover Daytona's dark, seedy underbelly. Th...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys take a trip to one of the best record stores in L.A.: Record Surplus down on Santa Monica Boulevard. Rivers, Pat, and Mr. Goodnight each snagged a few things from the bargain bin. Now, on Episode #28, the Boys will share and review their selections. This episode is a real hoot! Song of the week this week: "45 RPM" by The Alarm.  Follow the show @TheGo...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are opening up the X-Files as they welcome comedians and podcasters Andy Erikson and Alex Stein on a cosmic road trip from Roswell to the planet Ummo and all points in between. This episode is all about the UFO phenomenon and the cult of belief surrounding extraterrestrials. We also take a look at the kitschier side of aliens as we enjoy selections fr...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are joined by the most dapper Bay Stater in Hollywood, Wareham, MA's own, George Coffey. George is truly a jack of all trades (comedian, artist, machinist, musician, programmer, the list goes on and on) and, in the grand tradition of Mr. Coffey, this episode is all over the map. The Boys begin where it all began for George: on Cape Cod. From there the...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are just catching up and answering some more letters from you, our adoring fans! This episode covers gas station food, the former lives of the biggest assholes on the radio, and the greatest songs to listen to while going number two. Normally we have side tangents; this episode is ALL tangents! Also, we'll take a peek at this week's issue of the Disgr...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys welcome comedian Kevin Macias to Disgraceland. In addition to being a great stand-up, Kevin shares co-ownership of the title of "World's Greatest Dad Stories" with our own, Pat Reilly. So, now we got 'em both in the same room tellin' stories about the paterfamilias. Side tangents in this episode include the Harlem Globetrotters' stint on Gilligan's Is...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys and their guest, rapper-turned-comedian, Reza Asgari get down with the get down in this discussion of hip-hop in all of its glory. Topics include the best beefs of all time, Arsenio Hall's rap alter ego "Chunky A", and the mating habits of Juggalos. This is also the debut of a new segment, "The Disgraceland Picayune", where the boys share their favori...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys huddle together in terror with comedian Andy Sell. This one goes into depth about all things in the horror film genre: the good, the bad, the scared stupid. Side tangents include the rap career of David "Bud Bundy" Faustino and the porno career of Dustin "Screech" Diamond. Also, Rivers recalls his favorite monologue from the film 'Gigli'. You can foll...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys finally get around to answering the mountain of letters that has been accumulating on the front stoop at Disgraceland for the past five months. If you'd like Mr. Goodnight to answer your letter or give you some on-air advice on the next installment of "Dear Mr. Goodnight", drop us a line at  TheGoodsPod@gmail.com .   Follow the show @TheGoodsPod  Rive...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are joined by Pella, Iowa's favorite son, comedian A.Lo! This week, the boys relive their misspent, mischievous youths and, lordy, it sure does involve a lot of poop and water balloons. Side tangents include the short-lived Marvel animated series Bucky O'Hare, Ric Flair's career as an open mic comedian, and the direct line that stretches from Disgrace...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys welcome comedians Mike Lawrence and Justin Lentz for another whole episode of pro-wrestling talk. This episode revolves around one of the most fascinating aspects of the business: The bad gimmick. Bad gimmicks affect every wrestling promotion. Some are hit harder than others (WCW). This episode will be hilarious for wrestling fans and detractors alike...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys and their guest comedian Jack Robichaud venture back into their old stompin' grounds: THE WOODS! This episode has everything from abandoned sheds and dead deer to porn stashes and pot smokin'. Side tangents include alien abductions, MC Hammer's time behind the pulpit, QVC celebrities, and the tragic backstory to 'Knight Rider' that NO ONE talks about!...

In this episode, the halls are being decked by the Goods from the Woods Boys. Stockings have been hung near the fireplace with care in hopes that Santa With Muscles soon will be there. In this episode the boys go over the best and worst of Christmas music as well as the usual side tangents, this time into He-Man, Pat's 'On the Waterfront' Lego set, and Catholicism as an Olympic sport. Put on anoth...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys welcome Alabaster, AL's favorite son, comedian Joe Raines, to talk about their various brushes with the law. Joe takes us through his wrap sheet. Pat warns everyone of the dangers of P.C.P. and "Butt Hash". Rivers recounts his misspent youth with the miscreant known as "Nerm Sturgis". Get a glimpse of what life would be like if Mr. Goodnight ruled the...

In this episode, Rivers is reunited with the Goods from the Woods Boys after a two week sojourn down in Dixieland. Who did Rivers see on his red-eye plane to Atlanta? (Spoiler: It was HULK HOGAN!) Who is the worst supergroup of all time? Why does King Arthur keep ruining rock 'n' roll? All these questions will be answered in this episode! Keeping the boys company on the couch is Neighbor Frank and...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are out to prove that sometimes it takes three to tango especially when you're in conversation with the amazing stand-up comic, playwright, and salsa dancing enthusiast, Solange Castro! In this episode, the boys talk with Solange about the art of dance, some prom and homecoming stories of yore, as well as the best jams for gettin' down with the get do...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys travel to a galaxy far, far away with their guest, comedian Luke Jensen, to discuss all things science fiction (though there is a VERY heavy emphasis on 'Star Wars'). Side tangents include the lost art of fake social media profiles as well as the fact that Pat has somehow avoided ever seeing 'Star Wars'. When listening to this episode and, indeed, goi...

In this episode, The Goods from the Woods Boys finally devote an entire episode to their shared passion: professional wrestling! Joining them in this episode to discuss their favorite wrestlers is stand-up comedian John Ungaro. Topics include the hilarity that is Chris Jericho, the poetry of "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes, and the botched debut that shocked the world. You're gonna love this epi...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys and their special guest, comedian Paige Weldon, take a leisurely stroll through a whimsical petting zoo of cute, adorable, fuzzy, and lovable animals. Side tangents include the anime series "Hamtaro", the story of Pat's incredible dog "Brutus", and the circumstances surrounding the death of Rivers' great great grandfather at the hands of moonshiners i...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys and their special guest, comedian Russell Mills, plumb the depth of rock 'n' roll in a quixotic effort to expose the WORST SONGS EVER! Candidates span a wide range of eras and genres but all share the common trait of being truly, undeniably terrible. Also, our guest tells the story of seeing Limp Bizkit and Kid Rock in Nuremberg which is only the seco...

In this extra-spooky special episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys welcome Travis Clark of the "Tiny Odd Conversations Podcast" to Disgraceland Studios for a discussion of memories of All Hallows' Eves past. Rivers delves deep into his love for Halloween novelty records and his wrath for those he perceives to be destroying the genre through both rudeness and crudeness. Side tangents include Mr. T...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys talk music with comedian Kyle Clark. Topics include Kyle's regrettable Social Distortion tattoo, favorite concerts, and of course the mandatory discussion of Lynyrd Skynyrd. Rivers recalls a very special performance at a dry juke joint in Five Points, Alabama. Pat recounts his heckling of an Everclear concert. While Mr. Goodnight meditates on Carroll...