The Goods from the Woods

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are joined by comedian, writer, and all-around hilarious person: Carly Garber! This episode is all about Lisa Frank folders, Trapper Keepers, and the conspicuous consumption that affects elementary school students. We also talk about what Carly's doing for her upcoming high school reunion and why Carter wasn't invited to his reunion. This is such a fu...

This week on the Patreon it's a more shocking return than CM Punk: DR. PAT IS BACK ON THE SHOW! Pat's back at Disgraceland talkin' new dad life and about all the weird TV he's been seeing staying up late with his new son. We also talk about the completely insane music video by the band Wally World Encinitas for their song "Raise Some Kaine". Oh, and someone took a dump in the washing machine at Di...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are joined by comedian and REAL LIFE "Valley Girl", Sameer Suri! Today, we're covering the recent late night fire at (adjacent to) Disgraceland Studios and Sameer's upcoming trip to do comedy India before moving on to our topic for the day: ROYALTY. We thought it might be fun to go down a list of Kings and Queens who died in funny or weird ways and se...

This week's Patron episode is a review of the 2011 Danny McBride flop, 'Your Highness'. Plus we talk about Carter's canine friend "Carl". It's a dang ol' hoot just for our Patrons! Sign up now! Only $5 per month gets you a free bonus show every week AND MORE! It's a good ass deal. http://www. Patreon.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys (Rivers and Carter) are joined by comedian and musician Adam Newman! We start off this episode talking about Lou Reed's early years in a Beach Boys soundalike band called "The Surfsiders" (Thanks @Adult_Goth for hipping us to the jive on this one!) and then we explore both Adam and Carter's youths spent playing in bands (Adam was in an Athens, GA-base...

The one and only LOST episode of The Goods from the Woods just for our Patrons! Sign up now! Only $5 per month gets you a free bonus show every week AND MORE! It's a good ass deal. http://www. Patreon.com/TheGoodsPod

In this episode, Dr. Pat is back on the show to talk about the 1988 VHS classic, Jean Claude Van Damme's 'Bloodsport' with Rivers and Sam and the one and only Zack Beseda from the "So Fast So Furious" Podcast! This is a deep breakdown of the film, the story behind the film, and why this is Donald Trump's favorite movie. This is also the episode where we announce that we're gonna be releasing a fun...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, Y'ALL! In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are sitting down with the HILARIOUS stand-up comedian and co-host of the "Lady To Lady" Podcast, Brandie Posey! This is Brandie's third appearance on the show and, while all her appearances have been something special, this episode might legitimately be the funniest conversation we've ever had on the show. The podcast begins wi...

In this episode, it's just a good ol' three man jam. The Goods from the Woods Boys are all by themselves in Disgraceland Studios this episode and they're taking a peek into a supersized and extra-crazy edition of the Disgraceland Picayune. We also talk about Sam's recent, hilarious exploits on the Los Angeles dating scene. This episode is straight comedy gold. Give us a listen! Follow the show on...

In this episode, The Goods from the Woods Boys are joined by the hilarious comedian and toy enthusiast Adam Quesnell! This is an episode all about toy collecting and just really diving headfirst into obsession. We talk Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (of course) as well as Inhumanoid and M.A.S.K. stuff as well. This is a super fun episode and we think you'll dig it! Give Adam a follow @AdamQuesnell o...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys (Rivers, Sam, and Carter) once again dive into a hat full of random topics chosen by them and YOU in the Goods from the Woods Stud-iverse! For this outing, they're joined by the hilarious stand-up comedian and voice of Maverick Pro Wrestling: ALEX MANDELBERG! Alex tackles the "Top 5 Best L.A. Dive Bars" (Just wait 'til y'all hear about "Jumbo's Clown...

In this episode, Rivers and Sam (Carter's off on assignment) sit down with comedian and star of Amazon Prime's 'Inside Jokes', M.K. Paulsen to talk about a wide variety of issues including Jim Carrey and Andy Kaufman, the Barefoot Contessa, Rivers' garden, and Sam and M.K.'s early comedy days in Texas. When they finally do get down to business, it's all about the phenomenon of the fad diet. M.K. t...

In this episode, we welcome back a popular topic of the show (Celebrity Albums) just as we welcome back an old friend of the show Neil Charles! for another listening session of terrible albums put out by celebrities and athletes. What do Arsenio Hall, John Cena, Jeff Daniels, and Jennifer Love Hewitt all have in common? They all put out stupid albums. We run 'em down here! Follow Neil on Twitter @...

In this episode, Sam and Rivers are at Disgraceland Studios (Carter is late but he eventually shows up) with the absolutely hilarious and delightful Courtney Peterson. This episode starts off in classic Goods from the Woods fashion; all about Lunchables, generic soda, and the Insane Clown Posse. Then, Courtney tells us all about her passion for the truly bizarre TV show 'Big Brother'. We talk all...

Hey y'all! This is a *VERY SPECIAL* presentation of a brand new podcast that we think y'all are gonna love! Introducing THE MYSTIC ORDER PODCAST! In the intro, Rivers talks to his mom, the author, teacher, and storyteller Gail Smith Langley about her new podcast. Then we play Episode #2 of that podcast: "A Missing Mystic". If you like our show, we're positive you're gonna love THE MYSTIC ORDER POD...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys (Rivers, Sam, and Carter) are joined by comedian, artist, and the co-host of one of our absolute favorite podcasts Nerd G.O.A.T.,  Ed Greer! This is an episode all about comic book heroes and specifically the worst ones of all time. We go down the list of preposterous characters such as "Arm-Fall-Off Boy", "Matter Eater Lad", and Superman's super pet...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys (Rivers, Sam, and Carter) sit down with comedian, actor, and all around delightful person Liz Glazer! This is an episode all about DRUGS and the insane, hilarious lies they tell your brain. It's also an episode all about self-improvement through sobriety, acting classes, and a positive attitude. It's also about Carter accidentally burning his pelvis w...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys (Rivers, Sam, and Carter) are heading up the road a-ways to the chemically-induced sleepy town of Oxnard, CA for a show at a dive bar called "The Thirsty Ox". In the car is comedian and friend of the show Rick Wood. Rivers is driving with other of them Garth Brooks/Britney Spears headsets and Sam is reading questions from Y'ALL! These questions were s...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys (Rivers, Sam, and Carter) sit down with comedian Jono Zalay to talk about what he would do if he controlled sports! The boys delve into America's favorite sport (and its most messed up) football as well as some international fare such as FIFA and the Olympics. Jono is absolutely hilarious and this is a REALLY FUN episode. Follow Jono online @JonoZalay...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys (Rivers, Sam, and Carter) sit down with the inimitable comedian and actor, Simon Gibson! This is Simon's first time on the show which is both long overdue and quite surprising since Simon lives next door to Disgraceland Studios. The first part of this episode is all about comedy and specifically comedian merchandise and road gimmicks. The boys chat ab...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys (Rivers, Sam, and Carter) are all on their own this week and they've locked themselves inside Disgraceland to once again create a bracket that determines the worst song of all time! Last time we did this was October of 2016. Now it's three years later, let's see what them boys AND YOU came up with! Here are the all contenders: Def Leppard - "Pour Some...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys (Rivers, Sam, and Carter) are joined by the absolutely hilarious Kelly McInerney. Kelly is a Los Angeles-based writer, actress, and comedian and today she's here to talk about GAS STATION FOOD! We talk about the best snacks, sodas, and weirdest snack-based gimmicks as well. This ep has lots of food talk and even some live sampling of 2019's hottest ju...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys (Rivers, Sam, and Carter in this episode) are joined by comedian Joe Kaye for an all-out, deep dive into the super fun, often-hilarious world of theme parks! We run down the best and worst rides and get into some of the ridiculous fights and hijinks that go down in the happiest places on Earth. We also talk about region specific parks: the good (Disne...

In this episode, Rivers is LIVE! in Victoria, BC with three of Canada's top comedy stars: Chelsea Lou, Dan Duvall, and returning guest James Boyle! This episode begins with an insane story about a man in Oklahoma who got pulled over with a bottle of whiskey, a rattlesnake, and bottle of uranium. We then take a listen to Lou Bega's new single with a dead man: Scatman John! This is all leading up to...

In this episode, the Goods from the Woods Boys are talking to stand-up comedian James Frey (not the disgraced author that Oprah got mad at) about his time working as a medic and ambulance driver and all the crazy things he saw. Then, we delve into the deeply sick psyche of America as we profile the strangest requests ever made of Subway Sandwich Artists. From burned pickle slime to mountains of go...