The Goin' Deep Show

Kid and Fiona welcome Cash into the show where the Kid loves this time of the year with everyone bullshitting themselves that they're going to change…. Just like last year and the year before.   We do a healthy amount of ripping on people then doing some karaoke. Listen in. Go Deep.   DETAILED TIMELINE   1:00 No meat curtain dangles 2:00 Resolution Time Buddies   3:00 Take the PETA   4:00 It's lik...

It's a happy holiday here at the Goin' Deep Show…. Well for some of us it is.   We play some clips of our favorites and retell the story of how Fiona dropped a turd into the cereal of the wee little Brown Eye this holiday.   It's an instant classic. Listen in Go Deep and just remember don't piss off a raging Fiona.   DETAILED TIMELINE   1:00 Is it Cash or Mr. Cash 2:00 Previous to this year $100 b...

Kid and Fiona tempt everyone with the idea that our sister show could should and will be returning in 2023. We realize Brown Eye doesn't like to be happy and just wants to stay stuck in shit life. We realize that Kid has ranked every woman's vagina that he's ever gone down on and we discuss a female who's in the sex industry and her routine of sex for a week. We talk period sex, cheating husbands...

Kid and Fiona talk about drinking way too much alcohol, play some Samuel L. Jackson singing, Robots wacking people off, teachers making extra money on only fans in the classroom, new social media apps and how to get away with shit when you're a kid. We wrap with some toothless wacko singing.   Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE   1:00 Just so I know and let it get forwarded 2:00 There's been bo...

Kid and Fiona discuss how to determine who your girlfriend should be, more of the discussion on if its hot to be called "daddy", flirty old ladies, committing to one person and first encounters.   We discuss age, who wants who and more of our normal bullshit.   Listen in. Go Deep.   DETAILED TIMELINE   1:00 Then they have your ID and stuff - Fiona 2:00 Mike Hunt   3:00 $5,000 to his girlfriends  ...

Kid and Fiona welcomes in Bama and Ardent Gaze where we discuss sex toys, how drunk we need or should be.   Fiona is ready to ride the dick and we discover thoughts of meeting new folks at the bar, fingers in buttholes and getting amped up drinking in the studio. We get to know Bama and we're all amped up. Listen in and Go Deep.   DETAILED TIMELINE   1:00 Say words. How drunk are you 2:00 I should...

Kid and Fiona welcome in newcomer Bama and Ardent Gaze to the show where we discuss how we figured out our parents sexual disfunctions, dick pumps and softcore porno to keep ya all jacked up while you bang. It's a family episode of the show. Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE   1:00 Introduction to Bama 2:00 We dive right in   3:00 Lingerie drawers - stealing   4:00 The name of my book   5:00 E...

Kid and Fiona discuss cum dumpstering, stinking pussy, throbbing dick after getting downloads and we have a special Karaoke guest named Brown Eye who plays some of his tender favorites telling us all his state of mind. We wrap up with suicide talk and soundtracks to life. Listen in and try not to drowned yourself to death. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE   1:00 Right in the cooter 2:00 Some ladies I wa...

Kid and Fiona rail against fashion trends, tell holiday music to shut the fuck up already and discuss how to actually have real fun. We play clips of a kid who knows the secret to life, how to be with one person and not want to kill yourself and then play a clip of what relationships are like in the modern age. Kid talks about his selfish ways and just doing what he wants.   Its important.   Liste...

Kid and Fiona are pushing for non motivational posters, make fun of social media, sharing way too much, we play some science and marriage talk. Kid tells the tale of a bitch getting butt hurt because the Kid says it like it is and we wrap with making friends and setting Fiona up. Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE   1:00 Free Email for you? WTF 2:00 We went from creeped out to sharing everythin...

Kid welcomes in HIHO, Jaybird, Jesus K-rist and the Forman in where we talk about angry Mexicans, dad son combo sexual day dreaming by HIHO and dirty fetishes. We also play a few clips of whores and shit eaters.   Literally. Kid had a ball suction near disaster and we wrap up with oral.   Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE   1:00 989-331-0543 - Call and Leave a message 2:00 He says tard alot  ...

Kid welcomes in JayBird, HIHO, The Forman and the Yankee Clipper into the studio where we have a bunch of packages on our mind, micro packages, massive packages and we compare pretzel rods to dicks and Booze cans to others. Its a carver your crotch out kind of episode and we make believers out of disbelievers.   Time to to really deep if you're packing the right heat in your drawers.   Listen in....

Kid welcomes in Jaybird, Yankee Killer and the Foreman telling the tale of meeting Jerry Seinfeld at the Dow. We play an old 80s tune to set the pace and wrap up with a late addition. Listen in and Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE   1:00 Someone we didn't rename 2:00 This is the Pistons playing now   3:00 I felt like I was TMZ 4:00 George Clooney   5:00 Meeting Jerry Seinfeld   6:00 Do you wanna meet fa...

Kid, Bartender and Boss Bitch discuss double cum shots, being a nut, number of times you've banged in a day and enhanced boobs. Listen in. Go Deep   DETAILED TIMELINE   1:00 That's why we built this room 2:00 I'm a mixture   3:00 Trying to be healthy with your heart   4:00 Bang Bang Sleep Bang Sleep Bang   5:00 Rubbing it raw 17 times   6:00 Protein - What time of the day was it   7:00 Learn somet...

Kid welcomes back The Bartender and Boss Bitch with topics that include giving and getting in the sac, the future of dating, self control and being a cougar mommy milf. We wrap with micropenis. Listen in. Go Deep DETAILED TIMELINE   1:00 Flicky Flicky 2:00 A legion of fans   3:00 I should be praised for my self control   4:00 She blows me at the bar   5:00 Load from the front seat to the back wind...

Kid welcomes in The Bartender and Boss Bitch to the show where we discuss bleeding snatch, boobs vs butts, getting fart blasted, destroying sheets and terrible poop stories. We ask about how drunk we get and if you can be addicted to masturbating. We sprinkle in some pissed off significant others and creep searching. Listen in and Go Deep.   DETAILED TIMELINE   1:00 She's a terrible influence on m...

Kid and Fiona discuss a bunch of shit in this one including us missing our 18th birthday, a hot tub ping pong tournament this off season, adorable uniforms, Netflix and chilling with a final clip of Jordan Peterson telling it like it is.   Lets get butthurt ya dumb pussy fucks.   Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE   1:00 Location… anywhere the shaggin' wagon's parked 2:00 Miniaturized version  ...

Kid and Fiona in on this episode where we discuss jiz, first blowjobs, ice cream, yeast infection, negative gender stereotypes, Australians, Smells and putting food on your naked naughty parts. We hit censorship at the end and there's an interruption by a food delivery guy mid show.     DETAILED TIMELINE   1:00 Hunger pains and groans 2:00 First one you'd dig out   3:00 Can't even go for a run wit...

Kid and Fiona discuss taint tickling, Dutch ovens vs Dutch rutters, Tittie pics and drawings, hidden boobies and a guy who gets rewarded his wife's naked pics in a divorce. We get a call from the Kid's kid, and we make fun of pathetic husbands who have to resort to beating off all the time. Listen in. Go Deep.   DETAILED TIMELINE   1:00 Breath mint bitch 2:00 Sex appeal about her   3:00 Whah Whah...

Kid and Fiona discuss blown out Madonna vagina, two girls one cup Wendy's style, Dog ass breath, Scat play, short guys, how to be taller and who cares if you're with a tall women. Fiona says she can be petty, Kid wants a pretzel beer and we wrap with clips of Fiona saying obnoxious shit.   Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE   1:00 Poor baby. Licking rotten dog mouth 2:00 Keep the eyelids from c...

Kid and Fiona play some songs, discuss snowflake locals who like big butts, scrubbing dicks and who's stopping husbands who take vows from cheating with big titted mistresses. We also discuss eating ass and jamming thumbs into places we probably shouldn't.   Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE   1:00 I'm feeling vindictive right now 2:00 Not a sponsor - I'm fucking hungry   3:00 She liked it   4...

Kid and Fiona play porn soundtracks, describe what to install at your house to hang on to when you wanna bang and we do a full porn watching segment featuring Ava Devine. DETAILED TIMELINE   1:00 Work wife farting - change of intro 2:00 Handicap bars installed all over the house 3:00 Can we make videos   4:00 A relaxed ass is a happy ass   5:00 That's out Ron Jeremy porn audio bed   6:00 Ava Devin...

Kid and Fiona discuss kids dating, vanilla sex with the wife you don't want, midgets and red headed wacko's, nooners and not getting off and blowing up someones world. Kid breaks down what it would mean to have the perfect woman and we wrap with nicknames. Listen in. Go Deep.   DETAILED TIMELINE   1:00 I ransacked 2:00 When you get old and the body breaks   3:00 Pulling out of the driveway snapper...

Kid and Fiona talk about making out, heading into the 20th season of the show, who we had sparks with in the past, moist panties, little tiny jackasses who can't make up their mind, being hones, retard mode, hotel rooms, couples, relationships, coworkers talking shit and angry salad tossers.   There's more here than you can possibly consume but eh it is what it is. Listen in. Go Deep.   DETAILED T...

Kid and Fiona dive into smelling dildos, Kid gives us a new sex maneuver, we talk about long sex sessions, fart remembrances and fisting. Oh and dead people. Listen in. Go Deep. DETAILED TIMELINE   1:00 It was clean - with a little snatch 2:00 I had your pink friend in my hand   3:00 Sound effects and gunshots   4:00 Its fun to do but compensation would be nice   5:00 Suckonmylabia.com   6:00 The...