The Goin' Deep Show

Kid and Zaldor get the nostalgia of jerking off to glossy pages, fantasizing about future tech where you can fap to images through fucking contact lenses because, let's face it, if the grid goes down, your hand's gonna be your best friend unless you've got a good imagination. Moving on, they talk about their streaming shit at Eight Hole Radio, where they play episodes you've never heard before, of...

Welcome back to another throwback in our Retro Rewind Week at The Goin' Deep Show. On this day, January 3, 2025, we're digging back into the archives to episode 400, originally aired on January 3, 2008. This episode has Hat Trick, Wally, and Kid A.G. in the studio, where the air was so thick with whipped cream and wine you could cut it with a dick. This episode was a goddamn celebration of no-hold...

Retro Rewind Week Continues: Strap in, motherfuckers, because we're diving back into more filth from The Goin' Deep Show from January 2, 2009. Episode 583 is back, and it's more offensive than a priest at a boy scout camp. The crew, consisting of Kid, GDub, The MAP, Sleeze, and the noob Byrno, decided to drag in the Brawler for a session of drunken debauchery that would make Satan blush. Here's wh...

A Decade Later: We're kicking off the new year with a blast from the past! Originally aired on January 1, 2015, this episode features Hat Trick and her sister Xena Warrior Princess diving deep into the world of porn preferences, personal grooming, and some very NSFW family dynamics. From discussing the art of pubic hair maintenance to the merits of pineapple juice on taste, this episode has it all...

Well, fuck me sideways, this episode is a wild ride through the cesspool of human pettiness and linguistic bullshit. Hosts Kid A.G. and El Pres dive headfirst into the murky waters of passive-aggressive behavior, starting with a former business partner's diabolical attempts to sabotage Nurse Fiona's love life by setting her up with a dude sporting the herp, and another with a dick smaller than a p...

Welcome to Episode 2144 of The Goin' Deep Show, where Kid A.G. and El Prez take you on a graphic journey through the holidays' aftermath. They kick off by celebrating the survival of Christmas, diving straight into the upcoming debacles of New Year's and the holy grail of drinking days, St. Paddy's. But let's not forget the real countdown - to baseball and the sacred 69 days until pitchers and cat...

The Kid A.G. and El Prez, yapping about how to create raunchy AI art and other geek shit, political shit and Kid has an adventure trying to keep score at a hockey game. Your average full of shit edition of the Goin' Deep Show.  AI Boobies and No Nut November: We kick off with a bang, discussing the tech of today - not the nerdy stuff, but the kind that lets you create your own smut fest. El Prez i...

Kid A.G. and Red-Eye, whose nickname comes from a night so wild, it left her eyes looking like they'd been on the losing end of a chili pepper eating contest. Shares a laugh-out-loud story of taking on a man with a penis so large, it should've come with a warning label, leading to a blowjob that was more like a medical emergency. From survival tips to the comedic aftermath, this episode is a lesso...

Welcome, you sick bastards, to the latest episode of "The Goin' Deep Show," where we dive headfirst into the cesspool of human depravity, and this time, it's all thanks to our new co-host, Red-Eye. Yeah, that's right, the old Red-Eye got the boot for being a total pussy so we just replaced his fucking bitch ass name with a real bitch.   It's a new era of crass, with Red-Eye II a, whose first act w...

A rare Saturday Morning Episode with Kid and El Prez, coffee in hand, yapping about how fucking great it is to have a day to do jack shit. They dive into how Home Depot is now ground zero for finding a fuck buddy—come for a hammer, leave to hammer someone naughty. They discuss the Tyson vs. Paul match, questioning if fighters juice up, but really, it's the ring girls making the bloodshed watchable...

In this episode, we dive into the world of road trips, the messy intricacies of relationships, and the joys of baseball, with our host Kid A.G., accompanied by Hat Trick and Eraser in the studio, and a special call to Jay Mac and Spider Monkey on their way to South Dakota for a marching band competition. On the Road: Jay Mac and Spider Monkey are driving straight into the sun, heading to a competi...

Join us for a night that's wetter, wilder, and way more fucked up than your last Tinder date. We've got Hat Trick with more stories than a hooker's diary, and Eraser, the fresh meat ready to stain your brain. The Clusterfuck Threesome Story: Hat Trick shares a nightmare of a threesome, Maryland's version of a bad trip. The plan? Get a regular tanked enough to manage. But when a galpal jumps in, it...

In a whirlwind of nostalgia, nudity, and no-holds-barred banter, The Goin' Deep Show celebrated its 20th anniversary with an episode that could only be described as an all-out assault on good taste. The Kid, alongside regulars like Hat Trick and the newly dubbed "Eraser" (named for her mind-erasing nipple presence), took listeners on a trip down memory lane, where the show's origins were as chaoti...

Welcome to what might just be the most balls-out, titillating episode of The Goin' Deep Show ever. That's right, bitches, for our 20th fucking anniversary, we went full-on raw. We're talking about Hat Trick baring her magnificent, gravity-defying tits to the world, while I, The Kid, decided to let my dick catch some air, because why the fuck not? It's our anniversary, and if you can't flash your g...

We're diving into the concept of the "Eskimo Family Tree" - not the kind you'd discuss at Thanksgiving, unless you want to start a fucking riot. We're talking about reating a goddamn map of our conquests that would make the Targaryens look like amateurs. We're the cartographers of this shitshow, piecing together a puzzle where every piece has been licked, sucked, or fucked into place.  It's a char...

In the latest episode of The Goin' Deep Show, Hat Trick stole the spotlight with her "Cum Dumpster Confessions," serving up a smorgasbord of salacious stories. From a titanic titty showdown with The Kid's ex-wife, where her piercings shimmered like the North Star, to a night where she chose a Korean Adonis over Chippendales' meat market, Hat Trick left no stone unturned. She navigated the choppy w...

In this episode of The Goin' Deep Show, Hat Trick returns, not just with stories but with cleavage that commands attention from the get-go. The episode is a straightforward plunge into the world of sexual exploration, starting with the phenomenon of female ejaculation.   The Kid proudly discusses his recent bedroom conquests, particularly his newfound prowess in making women blast all over a room....

The latest episode of the Goin' Deep Show, where we explore the depths of human absurdity and technology's role in it, dives headfirst into the world of AI, with a side of sexual shenanigans. The Kid and E.P., delve into the world of AI-generated content, from country music about slamming doors on one's nuts to AI voice-overs that sound like they're straight out of a bygone era. The episode touche...

Welcome back, you degenerate listeners, The Goin' Deep Show's latest dive into the abyss of human folly is Episode 2131. If you thought we were about to get all high-brow and shit, think again. Here's your rundown: The Kid's been out there living the life most of us only dream about when we're too drunk to remember our dreams. He's mixing with newbies like he's auditioning for a harem, but he's br...

First up, we've got this devil mascot that's more overused than your mom's favorite dildo. They've got this voice changer just to piss off the haters. If that ain't petty as fuck, I don't know what is. Bedroom Olympics The Kid spills his secret sex move, which sounds like he's trying to start a fucking lawnmower with his thumb while clapping cheeks. It's not just a move; it's a goddamn circus act....

In this episode we waded into the cesspool of vanity. Here's the raw deal: nobody wants to chill with the fugly ones. It's a dick move, but it's the law of the jungle, baby. And guess what? We all think we're not the trolls in our crew. Self-delusion at its finest! Imagine this: You're out with your grandkids, and some waitress is all over you like white on rice. Our host got called a "beautiful m...

First off, if you thought AI was just about making your virtual assistant sound less like a robot and more like a drinking buddy, you're in for a shock. AI's now in the music game, and it's not just playing; it's composing, singing, and maybe even out-drinking you at the after-party. AI like ChatGPT has been programmed to mimic breathing. Yeah, you heard that right. It's like your tech is trying t...

Episode 2127 of The Goin' Deep Show was a fucking rollercoaster through the batshit crazy world of AI. Picture this shit: your go-to radio show, but now with an AI announcer that doesn't just introduce the damn segments, it fucking spices them up like a sailor on shore leave after six months at sea. The show blasts off with this new AI voice, spewing lines with the fucking sass of a stand-up comic...

The latest episode of The Goin' Deep Show wasn't just another dip in the conversational kiddie pool; it was a fucking cannonball into the deep end of raw, unfiltered shit-talk. Kid and El Pres kick off by tearing into celebrities calling out Kim K for her voice that sounds like a blender of gravel, and speculating if Tom Brady's balls are as deflated as his post-divorce ego.   The two shift into t...

Alright, listen up, fuck face! This episode of the show we're talking about comedy legends, Jerry Seinfeld and Howard Stern, throwing shade at each other. We dive into the absurdity of sports marketing, and teams dressing up like they're auditioning for a spot in a Broadway musical. The Detroit Tigers? They dodged the clown suits, but barely. It's all about the fucking Benjamins, baby, and apparen...