The Goin' Deep Show

A shitshow of pretty buttholes, spring roll butt plugs, and crochet cocks that'll make your balls shrivel up and your brain scream, "What the fuck did I just hear?" Poopy Turds McGee is out here judging assholes after digging sunflower seeds out of a soldier's shitter in Baghdad, catching hepatitis and pink eye like a fucking war hero. Mama San's shoving spring rolls up asses and cranking out test...

Episode 2186 is a goddamn shitstorm of exes, tentacle dildos, and sweaty gray sweats that'll make your dick shrivel up and your brain scream, "What the fuck did I just listen to?" This ain't no pussy-ass after-school special—this is a full-on, balls-deep, fuck-fest of chaos, and I'm harder than a priest in a playground just thinking about it. First off, the universe is out here playing fucking vid...

Kid A.G. and El Pres started with a crocheted cock thrown right at your face, courtesy of a friend who knows how to crochet some seriously funny shit.   We laughed our asses off about the girth, the length, and the potential uses of this yarn-made wonder, but don't worry, we didn't forget to get deep. We discussed the misconceptions about dick size, the emotional rollercoaster of puberty, and how...

Part 1 of 4 – This one was heavy on the feels, light on the bullshit, diving deep into the shit that matters. We kicked off with a punch to the gut - an emotional video tribute for our baseball team's 20th anniversary, mourning the loss of someone who was like family. We didn't shy away from the tough stuff. Talked about the support we crave when life shits on us, and the unexpected calls that bri...

Kid A.G., Tiny Dancer, and Daisy dive deep into a pool of debauchery, with the smell of sex in the air. We started by ogling at some hot porn, discussing the kind of tits and ass that make you want to fuck your screen. But the real treat was Daisy, contemplating where to get her next tattoo. Tiny Dancer spilled the beans on her latest sexual conquest, detailing a night of sucking and getting licke...

Kid and Gdub dealt with some tech bullshit because, let's face it, technology's a fucking whore that loves to screw us over. Kid A.G. was in full "get off my lawn" mode, bitching about his kids and how all he wants is to record this shit and pass out. But no, we had to dive balls deep into the dark web of "creepsearch.com" - Kid A.G.'s latest project where he plans to fuck with people's heads by l...

Kid A.G. and Hat Trick plunged into Episode 2181 like it was the last orgy on earth. They fucked with AI like it was their ex-wife on a bad day, talking about how this digital bitch can sneak into your brain and jerk off to your most twisted memories. It's like having a peeping Tom, but instead of looking through your window, it's jacking off into your fucking cerebellum. Then we took a detour dow...

Holy fucking shit, you worthless pieces of shit, get ready to have your minds blown out your asses, because this episode of the Goin' Deep Show was a goddamn clusterfuck of epic proportions! We've got Kid A.G., the psycho who should be running a freak show, and Hat Trick, so fucking smoking she could turn your balls blue just by sneezing. We started by diving into this AI shitshow, where this tech...

Kid A.G., that crazy son of a bitch, kicks off with Hat Trick, who struts in like she's got a dick in her hand - and she does, but it's a fucking crocheted one! She's like, "Check out my erections!" and Kid A.G., that horn dog, stuffs it down his pants, pretending he's got a fucking anaconda in there. They're not just talking blowjobs; they're fucking celebrating them. Hat Trick's got the kind of...

Kid A.G and Red Eye 2 kick off with a rant that licking pierced nips is just like licking a fucking keychain. Then, out of nowhere, Kid A.G reconnects with a chick who's got his name inked on her fucking tit. They dive deep into the swamp of kink with tales from Fet Life, discussing how everyone's got some shit they're into, from rope play to whatever the fuck a "Twizzler" is. Kid gets to the poin...

Tonight on the Goin' Deep Show, we're diving headfirst into a cesspool of debauchery where Kid A.G. and Red Eye 2 drag us through the sexcapades of one hell of a night. Red Eye spills the beans on her hotel hanky-panky, which quickly turns into a fucking horror show when a CPAP machine decides to join in on the action, cockblocking what could've been a decent fuck. The irony? You think you're abou...

Kid and El Pres start with a tale so fucked up, it could only happen in Hollywood - Mexican actress Lynn May gets her face fucked over by some jealous, backstabbing bitch who injects her with a shit mix of oils. Talk about a career killer! It's like watching a car crash in slow motion, but with more silicone and less dignity. Then we take a piss on the vanity parade, giving props to Pamela Anderso...

Kid A.G. and El Pres First stop is a racist old hag screaming at an Indian guy to go back to India because, apparently, in her world, Canada's for white folks only.   Then, we've got a drunken night out where the highlight is debating BJs  and getting pissed off at some dumb truck lights. Sports? More like a chance to show off how little you know about the game while wearing your team's colors. Fo...

The Last Retro Rewind for January.  This one from 2009 whenKid drags Wally and JMac back for the 600th fucking episode of the Goin' Deep Show. We dive into the art of sending tittie and pussy pics, drool over pregnant chicks, recap Kleen's pathetic attempt to seduce The Brawler, and suffer through JMac's singing. Go Deep, assholes.  Released January 2009 On Mic: Kid, Wally, JMac

Kid, Gdub, and Wally kick things off by picturing themselves as cartoon characters -   Imagine Kid as the Tasmanian Devil on a bender, Gdub as a lazy Garfield but with more booze, and Wally, well, he's just Bugs Bunny with a worse attitude. Then we took a sharp turn into the world of transgender army veterans, because who doesn't love a story where someone swaps one set of camo for another?   Next...

Strap in for a journey back to the good old days with this Retro Rewind of the Goin' Deep Show, episode 1010.   Kid's Self-Love Session: In this blast from the past, we start with The Kid's undying love for himself.   Balls or Delusion?: The Kid's ex thought she had some balls - oh, how wrong she was. Decor from Hell: Our studio back then was a sight for sore eyes - or rather, a sight to make your...

The Kid A.G. and El Pres in studio to put an assault on everything from social media to the sanctity of gender. They dive into a cesspool of commentary, from advocating for AI sex dolls to mocking the very concept of human relationships. If you've ever wondered what pure, unfiltered outrage sounds like, here's your ticket to hell. Detailed Rundown Billionaire Bastards: The Kid and El Pres plan a d...

Kid A.G. and El Pres shit-talk everything from kitchen politics to the art of faking attention in relationships. They blasted hypocrisy, made cooking sound like a fucking chore sent straight from Satan, and declared war on mom bods - because apparently, looking like you've given up is the new sexy.   They dove into the dark web of cheating using apps, reminisced about the good old days of handwrit...

Kid, that fucking degenerate, keeps the conversation flowing with our in-studio guests, the twisted Rookie and the perverted El Presidente, while we've got Arebella on the phone, ready to spill the beans on her nastiest habits. We dive straight into the gutter, asking if she's ever licked her own snatch, and she proudly admits, "Hell yeah, I've tasted my own sweet sauce!" Kid, the sick fuck, drags...

Fucking Hell, It's the "All Pussy Episode" Retro Rewind! We're diving back into the filthiest, most cock-hardening episode of the Goin' Deep Show from 2011, episode 769 - the legendary "All Pussy Episode" .   The Kid, that pathetic drunk fuck, is out cold on the couch, leaving the studio to be taken over by three smoking hot bitches - Magnum, Hat Trick, and the debut of the bombshell Sookie, who's...

Holy mother of all fucks, what a goddamn shitstorm of an episode! The Kid A.G., Red Eye, and Blood Siren yank you by the balls through a fucking insane rollercoaster of strip club filth. We opened with some fucking throwback memories of strip club dives, recounting horror stories of ancient whores with more wrinkles than a shar-pei on acid, to the divine fucking moments with dancers who could make...

Episode 2166 of the Goin' Deep Show! Hosted by the one and only Kid A.G., alongside his partners in crime, New Red Eye and the returning Blood Siren. We kicked things off with a frosty start, discussing the perils of outdoor pissing in winter - beware the wazsicles! But the real meat of the show came with the promotion of the 'Prettiest Butthole in Michigan' contest.    The mood shifted to a more...

Kid A.G. is back in the saddle, and he's not alone! He's joined by the freshly minted Red Eye, and they've brought along a new mischief-maker, Blood Siren. They plunge right into the juicy bits, exploring how Siren stumbled upon her latest, let's say, "unconventional" hobby, giving the GDS a run for its money in the kink department. Feeling a bit left behind in the kink-o-meter, Kid decides it's t...

It's Tuesday, January 21, 2025 and we're draggin' your sorry asses back to 2015 (ep. 1,245), for another fuckin' " Retro Rewind " that's gonna make your balls wanna suck up inside of you. Kid A.G.'s back, droppin' the mic like a boss, with Intern Don Dang, Wally, Gdub, and the one, but not the only, Red Eye. This ain't no Sunday school, bitches; this is the Goin' Deep Show where we talk about shit...

Four more years of this fucking nonsense? America, fuck yeah? More like America, fuck us. Brace yourselves dipshits, it's Inauguration Retardation Day. We're about to witness what might be the most fucking amazing inauguration in history, where Donald Trump, that orange-faced fuck, will be sworn in. Let the "Greatness" begin, you stupid fucks.   Get to fucking work: Kid A.G. and El Pres are here t...