The Goblin Trashmasters

The one where the Trashmasters talk about the Rona combo! No, not covid and chlamydia (this time), some retraction helix shit! Also, some stuff about the Last Kingdom.

The one where the Trashmasters talk about how to be able to tell if you're improving. Take a look at the GB Sacrifice Deck in Pioneer.

The one where the Trashmasters talk about the Jackie Robinsonification of women in Magic, and some key external factors contributing to the gender achievement gap. Water World also keeps coming up. (Editor's note: This episode was re-uploaded after an audio issue caused it to cut off)

The one where the Trashmasters are joined by Special Guest Ashley to talk all about the fear of failure and how to keep it from paralyzing you.

In the Magic Podcast ecosystem, the competitive podcast topics are especially heinous. In Lexington, the mildly interested idiots that talk about this shit are part of an elite unit known as the Goblin Trashmasters. This is them talking about what type of magic player you want to be and how to do an autopsy on a game of magic. Bum bum.

The one where the Trashmasters talk about format whiteboarding, express a distaste for the concept of "Natural Talent" and cover some tough questions about Butt-Rock while discussing the worst music fandoms out there.

The one where one of the Trashmasters is missing, so special guest Ashley fills in and we talk tournament structure, and how to help someone break into competitive magic. There's a reasonably long aside about the existence of the Shoah in the Disney's Pixar's Cars universe. CW: Questionable casting choices are made.

The one where the Trashmasters talk about the origins of the Pioneer format, Lord of the Rings leaks, and the unfathomable power of the Onceler's sex appeal.

The one where the Trashmasters talk Legacy bannings (because Anthony has trouble letting go) and the difference between luck and variance and how you may be impeding your own growth.  There's also a pretty foul bit about ugly babies in the middle, there.  You should probably skip it.  You won't, though.

The one where the Trashmasters talk about the decks of PT Phyrexia and the Pioneer format as a whole.  They also talk about some preview cards for March of the Machine and the Snapewives.  Those topics are not related.  Actually, the Snapewives aren't related to anything, except maybe NCIS?

The one where the Trashmasters have opinions about assholes, like everyone...  or however that saying goes.  They also tee up for the upcoming Pioneer RC season.

The one where the Trashmasters talk all about Rakdos Midrange in Pioneer and celebrate the return of the Pro Tour.  Hear our predictions made before the PT, right after the PT.  Find out if we were right, dumb, or both.

The one where the Trashmasters talk modern again, focusing in on the Elemental incarnation cycle.  They also cover the recent change to the RCQ system and WNBA free agency for some reason.

The Trashmasters take a meander through the meanderiest format in all of Magic:  Commander.  We don't play a lot of commander, so we called in the big guns to give us the run-down.  Special Guest Ashley Muhm.

The one where the Trashmasters talk Phyrexia, All Will Be One right in time for prerelease!

The one where the Trashmasters talk rival tribe Merfolk with the Master of the Pearl Trident,  himself, Nikachu!  They also talk about sleeves. Merfolk Discord (fishCord) : https://discord.com/invite/urWr2Mv

The one where the Trashmasters talk about tilt, and how to address a losing streak with their 3-step system.  1. ) Are you being ROTy? 2.) Find your Value, 3.) Focus on Your Value.

The one where the Trashmasters talk about New School and Anthony hyperventilates to Kyle about Grixis in Standard.

The one where the trashmasters talk Phyrexia spoilers, then have a chat with Nicholas DeMichele to help us with Grinding Breach in modern, but also movies.

The one where the trashmasters talk about the state of the RCQ system, and wax poetic on bluffing in magic.

The one where the Trashmasters pretend that they're smart and discuss an article by Ashe on practicing in magic, "How Bad Practice Makes You Worse at Magic" and relate it to the Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis.  Then they play a guessing game called Future Sight where they figure out each others' picks for up-and-comers in various formats. Kyle's Pick: Haywire Mite Anthony's Pick: Abundant Growth Arti...

The one where the Trashmasters talk tournament prep, specifically selecting a deck.  Also, they talk to Jordan Green about Green Tron in modern.  Tron Primer: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1v75s5bDKQLT7aaBGto7QLebDTHB6sTznzzaGG8OFUz8/edit?usp=sharing

The one where a Trashmaster tells you what he's doing here.