The Trashmasters
The Goblin Trashmasters
The Goblin Trashmasters is a weekly podcast focused on the experience of competitive Magic players. Development takes the spotlight, but there’s always time to have a bit of fun.
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Jan 19, 2026
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Episodes
310 - Ratchet Bitches, C***in, Amalia, Aquafina: Let's Chat About How to Not Lose Your Mind Playing 8 RCQs a Month 22.10.2024 54:50
The one where the Trashmasters discuss the importance of maintaining mental health and balancing competitive play during RCQs, and emphasize taking breaks to avoid burnout. They also cover niche internet personas, the costs of multiple RCQs, frustrations of game day incidents, and the significance of emotional and technical gameplay assessment.
309 - Modern Boros Energy (We are Amped [Raptor] as fuck for the WNBA Finals) 15.10.2024 51:33
The one where the Trashmasters delve into energy mechanics, strategic deck choices, and evolving gameplay strategies. They discuss Anthony's accurate predictions and travels for the WNBA playoffs, the adaptation of Energy decks, and key interactions within challenging matchups. Alongside personal anecdotes, they explore effective removal, timing nuances, and the impact of format shifts.
308 - Kyle Talks Duskmourn's Art Direction and Design 07.10.2024 1:06:30
The one where the Trashmasters explore the design of the new Duskmourn set, celebrating its thematic coherence and homage to horror themes. The podcast takes a spooky twist as Kyle returns from the narrative grave, adding his take to the genre-rich set discussion and making predictions on the ongoing New York vs. Vegas WNBA playoff series. The team also fondly discusses how horror tropes are flawl...
307 - Correctly Being Right (Or Rightly Being Correct?) 30.09.2024 51:09
The one where the Trashmasters discuss the concept of the 'right' play versus the 'correct' play in games, highlighting how knowing outcomes can differentiate the two. Sophie and Anthony talk about RCQ updates and shoutouts, the Indiana Fever’s playoff heartbreak, and the latest in their personal RCQ journey. They dive into play imperatives, the potential banned status of 'The One Ring', and the s...
306 - Straight Lines and Crooked Metaphors: Navigating Magic's Buzzwords 23.09.2024 1:20:17
The one where the Trashmasters delve into linear play patterns, reminisce about RCQ experiences, discuss jargon intricacies, critique popular deck strategies, lament mill deck encounters, and plan a Kung Pao movie night. https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/feature/linear-strategies-2014-12-29 https://articles.starcitygames.com/articles/whos-the-beatdown/
305 - Being a Good Opponent (But Not to Shannon Sharpe) 16.09.2024 1:12:48
The one where the Trashmasters emphasize being a good opponent, focusing on communication, respect, and politeness. Sophie and Anthony share anecdotes, including experiences with considerate players, frustrations and delightful surprises in tournaments, and reflecting on memorable game experiences, such as a notable match against a Kess, Dissident Mage and an amusing encounter with a 'round on...
304 - Don't Be a Creature with Menace While Ingesting Your Halo in Caldaia 09.09.2024 1:23:58
The one where the Trashmasters emphasize good etiquette and community support at your local game store (LGS). They discuss respecting LGS employees, maintaining hygiene, participating in events, proper transaction practices, and the importance of adhering to rules, particularly in avoiding tournament fraud and understanding the severity of IPG penalties.
303 - Bans 02.09.2024 56:32
The one where the Trashmasters discuss the return of a host, Andy, and dive into recent bans and format changes in Magic: The Gathering. They cover the bans impacting Pioneer and Modern, with key cards like Amalia, Sorin, Nadu, and Grief getting the axe. They analyze the consequences for decks, the biggest winners and losers, and the potential need for more bans. The hosts also talk about their fa...
302 - The Strike Rat's Divorce Manual: Calling It Quits with Your Game Store 26.08.2024 1:05:12
The one where the Trashmasters discuss the nuanced topic of 'divorcing' your local game store, including the valid and invalid reasons for doing so, and how to address issues with your LGS.
301 - Going Goblin Mode 19.08.2024 56:32
The one where the Trashmasters dive into the topic of Modern Burn, recounting humorous personal anecdotes and unfortunate mishaps. They discuss the deck's history, evolution, and challenges it faces in the current meta, highlighting key cards like Goblin Guide, Monastery Swiftspear, and Lightning Bolt. Sophie, an avid Burn player, shares her fondness for niche cards such as Shard Volley, while...
247 - The "Good Season" - Season 2 Finale 05.08.2024 15:48
The one where the Trashmasters do a send up of the Good Place. Sophie awakens in the "Good Season" with the memories of the last few weeks of her previous season lost. Andy, the mastermind of the Good Season, takes Sophie through some of the most memorable moments of the past season on The Goblin Trashmasters. Sentient Database, Anthony, pops in (in the most horribly literal interpretati...
246 - Hot Bird Summer: A Modern Sunrise Episode 29.07.2024 50:28
The one where the Trashmasters talk about the upcoming Modern RCQ season, focusing on the current dominance of the Nadu deck and its anticipated ban. They discuss potential alternatives and strategies, like Gorio's Vengeance, and share personal goals for improving their gameplay. The team humorously explores their excitement for post-Nadu Modern, highlighting their favorite cards and future as...
245 - Pioneer Sunset: From Kumano to Kiora, One Last Time 22.07.2024 1:26:40
The one where the Trashmasters reflect on the Pioneer format as they bid farewell to it, discussing meta changes like the rise of Amalia and the decline of Phoenix. They tackle the RCQ season's challenges, including local store issues and player experiences while sharing insights on deck choices for the upcoming RC. The team celebrates a community member's milestone, invites others to shar...
244 - Permutation Pandemonium: Shuffling, Science, and the Search for Fair Play 15.07.2024 54:05
The one where the Trashmasters delve into the topic of shuffling and randomization in Magic: The Gathering. They discuss the inefficacy and potential cheating involved in pile shuffling, the human struggle with understanding randomness, and the issues with digital shufflers like Spotify and Arena. They emphasize the importance of proper shuffling techniques and habits, particularly in tournament s...
243 - TCGPlayer: The Trashfire We Love to Hate 08.07.2024 1:13:38
The one where the Trashmasters talk about their grievances with TCG Player, the challenges with its shipping and grading guidelines, and the frustrations of ordering cards through it. The episode includes personal anecdotes and nightmare stories involving TCG Player, highlighting inconsistencies and detailing alternative sources for buying and selling Magic cards.
242 - Sleep Deprivation and Uncrustables: The Magic Player’s Survival Guide (w/ PT MH3 Fantasy Draft) 01.07.2024 1:05:10
The one where the Trashmasters focus on the importance of taking care of oneself at large Magic events, discussing best practices for physical and mental maintenance. They delve into personal routines to optimize performance, such as staying hydrated, eating properly, getting enough sleep, and wearing comfortable clothing. They also emphasize the importance of mental breaks and having a support sy...
241 - DreamHack’s Swan Song: Charles’ Tournament Triumphs and Tangents 24.06.2024 1:08:14
The one where the Trashmasters have a chat with Charles about his recent recent Regional Championship top 8 finish and eulogize the Dreamhack RCQ era.
240 - Welcome to the Grind: A Beginner's Guide to Not Sucking and other Tales 17.06.2024 1:00:09
The one where the Trashmasters dive into the complexities of onboarding new Magic: The Gathering players as tournament grinders. Topics include understanding sideboard strategies, coordinating travel for tournaments, building local grinder groups, and setting measurable goals. They also discuss gender dynamics in the Magic community and how new players can improve by engaging with experienced play...
239 - Player Arrangements (A C**ty Pretzel) 10.06.2024 1:22:49
The one where the Trashmasters talk about player arrangements that are dominating the discourse as well as what types of player arrangements you are likely to run into along your RCQ grind.
238 - Deck Registration Errors 04.06.2024 1:23:43
The one where the Trashmasters do a deep dive on the concept of deck registration errors. How and when they pop up and how to avoid them.
237 - Get Ready to Learn Japanese, Buddy: Non-English Cards and You 27.05.2024 1:29:56
The one where the Trashmasters talk all about using non-English magic cards and their functionality as game pieces and avenues for self-expression.
236 - Buffalo Chicken Dip C********us 20.05.2024 1:13:00
The one where the Trashmasters talk legacy, among other things. (Yes, Anthony actually played legacy before talking about this one)
235 - The Wild and Wonderful World of Signed Cards 13.05.2024 1:20:46
The one where the Trashmasters talk all about getting cards signed.
234 - Car Rides: The Firehouse Has 0 Mouths, Actually 06.05.2024 1:05:34
The one where the Trashmasters cut it dangerously close to fair use of Gary Numan's hit single, "Cars" while they talk about Magic-related car ride etiquette, and some cool tips and tricks about how to make sure your next trip goes as smoothly as possible.
233 - Sportsmanship: The Tangible Benefits of Not Being a Piece of S**t 29.04.2024 1:05:43
The one where the Trashmasters talk all about sportsmanship, and what being a good faith competitor means to them.
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