The Girlie Show

Look, I'm gonna be real with you. I've been speaking with the police all morning so this one's a bit rushed. But, just like in regular old life, sometimes you don't always get a long and comfortable runway to make it happen. And that's what we do today. We make it happen.

Can we turn C+ material into Grade A hot beef sandos?! We'll find out today during everyone's favorite word game: What's My Tease?!

In the immortal words of the poet Montell Jordan, THIS is how we do it. And by 'we', I mean me. And by 'IT' I mean decide what makes it on the air. And I guarantee, if you apply these methods to your own content filtration – your life will get significantly better. Or, at least, marginally better. Honestly, it may not make the slightest bit of difference.

Today's show should be about: The Ice The Chiefs Nothing else It SHOULD be... and yet.

BOLD CLAIM: Fulfilling vauge and disconnected song requests is in fact better than dicovering the meaning of life. Is it psuedoscience? Sure. Is it right, tho? I think so. Also - it turns out men are actually better with directions than women and that's real science talking soooooo a little bit of everything today, suckas.

Today we wake up in a city responsible for flavored Kraft singles. Apparently, this has only increased the value of our housing market. PLUS - later you get to choose your own adventure! Salacious? Trending name gossip? New fitness trend? I don't envy the position this choice has left you in.

Have you ever been derailed by a single clickbait ad before? Has it morphed into a full on existential questioning of your life and career? Yeah, me either. Today's show is definitely not about that.

Snowed in with the kids yet again, today we touch on football, pickle juice home remedies and dietary sensitivities. Riddle: What do they all have in common? Answer: Nothing.

Snow day #2 of the week and there are some very important people that would like word with you before the weekend gets here. I'd do what they say. They're wearing suits.

As giants fade into oblivion, we spend most of our time discussing the good, the bad and the ugly ways to respond to unsolicited advice.

Don't listen to this one. Just don't. Some days it takes a while to shake the bad attitude and find the sliver. A change of scenery didn't help - nor did first two headlines I read today about how we're all going to die and it's coming sooner than you thi... damn, I can't even shake it off to write the description. Yeah… definitely don't listen.

The kids are home and being real creepy. Just a heads up. Also, why Missouri's just ok at raising a family and a hacky moose story that confirms how much I suck at my job.

Sacrificing life and limb to bring you a show in the midst of diaggonal weather, get your bread ready we're moving to Texas and Taylor Swift isn't at all happy about it.

My 7 year old daughter recently asked me, "Why do you lie on the radio, Dad?" First of all, what little jerk. Second, she's right. I do. So let's pull the curtain back a little and have the conversation (her and I) while I record it like the ultimate attention seeking whore and publish it for all to hear. Enjoy, ya filthy animals.

After being (rightfully) accused of being a liar by my daughter, I proceed to show her the worst version of myself every morning and afternoon as I continue to CRUSH this whole parenting gig. Plus, the weight bias at work is real and simple/stupid tricks to maybe possibly help you kind of keep your New Year resolution.

From Natalia Grace to Gypsy Rose - all the adult kids are staying up late to feel icky. Unless, of course, they're staying over at grandma's house. So, all that plus the best diet for 2024 (spoiler: it's regurgitated) in today's show we make the show out of.

Three days into 2024 and we've already had 2 restaurants close. Plus, a vaccine for acne is coming and Burger King sucks at giving gifts.