The Geekbox

Wherein we discuss stuff we don't understand, Ben Affleck as Batman, cheap Internet traffic, ads for ads, Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn, Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft, the end of the World of Warcraft Trading Card Game, and Michigan StreetPass hackers. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss dying cows, digital rights management and the moral perils of piracy, the comic book biz, Plants vs. Zombies 2, Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft, Gone Home, Outside Lands 2013, Attack of the Friday Monsters: A Tokyo Tale, and DuckTales Remastered. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss Canadian accents, DuckTales Remastered, Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons, Guacamelee!, controller-throwing moments, Rogue Legacy, pricey Xenoblade Chronicles copies, comic books vs. minorities, Dragon's Crown, Senran Kagura, NES maintenance,  Neil Gaiman, bad reading habits, Game of Thrones, Microsoft's latest Xbox 180, Wii U connection issues, terrible Kickstarter projects, and cli...

Wherein we discuss the Swedish Chef, supporting your non-local soccer team, The Wolverine, X-Men: Days of Future Past, the next Doctor Who, the next Batman, Michael Keaton, Dark Shadows, Batman '66, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, 3DS StreetPass games, EarthBound, and localization stories. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins, with special guests Fredrik Elmegren, Jakob Gre...

Wherein we discuss remodeling, Real Escape Room, really angry Call of Duty players, this week's big Fez II drama, other Internet freak-outs, the Google, "agency," EarthBound, awesome old games, The Conjuring, ghost-hunting, and aliens. Starring Ryan Scott, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins, with special guest April Scott.

Wherein we discuss San Diego Comic-Con 2013, the Psych musical, lines on lines, Sherlock (season 2 spoiler warning), X-Men: Days of Future Past, Jennifer Lawrence, Guardians of the Galaxy, Superman vs. Batman, the DC Comics cinematic universe, Bryan Cranston, Godzilla, Community, Sleepy Hollow, The Walking Dead, EarthBound, and Fangamer. Starring Ryan Scott and Justin Haywald, with special guests...

Wherein we discuss Nintendo's crazy policies, New Super Mario Bros., the Pebble Watch, crazy Kickstarters, EarthBound, Ryan Higgins' favorite games, Western role-playing games, California Extreme 2013, digital pinball, Pacific Rim, and The Last of Us (spoiler warning!). Starring Ryan Scott, Justin Haywald, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss the casualness of Jeopardy!, the glory of Stephen Fry, The Lone Ranger, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the bad kind), Chrono Trigger, Metal Gear Solid: The Legacy Collection, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, the harsh realities of game development, Nintendo's latest lunacy, and the best games of 2006. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Justin Haywald, Ryan Higgins, and Olivia Jane.

Wherein we discuss the return of old friends, weird diets, commercials for dumb baby games, grossly disproportionate retribution, Zynga's follies, Candy Crush Saga, Rogue Legacy, the sizes of our screens, the best games 2005, Game & Wario, MMO addiction, and Animal Crossing: New Leaf (again). Starring Ryan Scott, Justin Haywald, Ryan Higgins, and Olivia Jane, with special guest April Scott.

Wherein we discuss TV show endings, The Last of Us, Uncharted, Indiana Jones' worst moments, the most insane Goonies-related musings ever, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Leisure Suit Larry: Reloaded, the Ouya, New Super Luigi U, and the best games of 2004. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Ryan Higgins, and Olivia Jane.

Wherein we discuss Olivia's higher education, E3 2013, Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, Hideo Kojima's wild 'n' crazy design sensibilities, indie games, Surgeon Simulator 2013, Hometown Story, The Last of Us, the Metacritic scores of United States highways, USgamer, and Man of Steel (major spoiler warning!). Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Ryan Higgins, and Olivia Jane.

Wherein we discuss OMGWTFPOP, proper Angry Birds etiquette, the next Doctor Who, what we want out of E3 2013, Nintendo's Wii U rumors, the new voice of Solid Snake, Venture Brothers: Season 5, Game of Thrones (no spoilers), and shocking series finales. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss the center of the Curiosity cube, the Doctor Who series 7 finale (spoiler warning!), FanimeCon 2013, stupid terrible anime, Super Metroid, White Collar, USA Network's showrunning science, and the best games of 2003. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss TV show credits, Star Trek Into Darkness (obvious spoiler warning), Doctor Who, Warwick Davis, the Xbox One, Super Metroid, and Starship Damery. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins, with special guests Alea Garbagnati and Chris Noyes.

Wherein we discuss Canadian geography, fake cartoon money, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., Burn Notice, Bruce Campbell's rocky television career, The X-Files, BioShock Infinite (big spoiler warning), The Great Gatsby, Doctor Who (with lots of 50th anniversary speculation), and the best games of 2002. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins, with special guests Mitch Dyer and Charlie West.

Wherein we discuss sportsball, Mega Man, save states in retro games, Iron Man 3 (big spoiler warning), Guardians of the Galaxy, the Justice League movie, BioShock Infinite, Doctor Who, Torchwood, and Adam's favorite Harry Potter/soccer crossover. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Ryan Higgins, and special guest Chris Noyes.

Wherein we discuss immortal sea creatures, waterbears, Injustice: Gods Among Us, the latest on Olivia's Metal Gear Solid saga, BioShock Infinite, Nintendo's terrible week, and the best games of 2001. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Ryan Higgins, and Olivia Jane.

Wherein we discuss the Metal Gear saga, extreme emulation problems, Kickstarting the best video game magazine, video game documentaries, Hannibal, other terrible TV shows, Starcrash, Hardware Wars, every Star Wars movie at the same time, and Nintendo's recent slew of big announcements. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Ryan Higgins, and Olivia Jane.

Wherein we discuss sweet retro-gaming finds at Goodwill, professionally graded media, breakin' the BART rules, Evil Dead, the new Man of Steel trailer, Ninja Turtles, LucasArts, and the new half-season of Doctor Who. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, Ryan Higgins, and Olivia Jane.

Wherein we discuss the apparent godliness of Bob Seger, childhood censorship, G.I. Joe: Retaliation, Doctor Who, Hannibal, Higgins vs. annoying teenage girls, our earliest movie memories, Jurassic Park, Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon, the Geekbox's NES Collection List, Adam's wild Japanese adventures, and the best games of 2000. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins, with special guest Oli...

Wherein we discuss our favorite April Fool's Day jokes, Neverwinter, really long games, Life's Too Short, This Is the End, Game of Thrones, scary movies, G.I. Joe: Retaliation, Iron Man 3: Chinese Edition, the DC and Marvel movie universes, The Organ Trail, Doctor Who (spoiler warning!), and the latest crazy Metal Gear Solid hoax. Starring Ryan Scott and Ryan Higgins, with special guests Alea Garb...

Wherein we discuss the final 1UP podcast, DuckTales Remastered, the Dungeons & Dragons arcade games, virtual consoles, Square Enix's financial woes, the future of triple-A games, Infinite Crisis, Injustice: Gods Among Us, and the best games of 1999. Starring Ryan Scott and Ryan Higgins, with special guest Brock Sager.

Wherein we discuss the pretentiousness of Texas, the impending death of Google Reader, Windows 8, SimCity's broken A.I., EA's executive shuffle, the absurdly successful Veronica Mars movie Kickstarter, Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate, the joy of rhythm games, and the best games of 1998. Starring Ryan Scott, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins, with special guests Olivia Jane and Long Nguyen.

Wherein we discuss passive-aggression, how much we love Karen Chu, our awesome comic shop, Tomb Raider, SimCity, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, new Star Wars shows, Neverwinter (sort of), Defiance, Shroud of the Avatar, and When in Rome (NOT the Olsen twins movie). Starring Ryan Scott, Karen Chu, Adam Fitch, and Ryan Higgins.

Wherein we discuss Flight, Airplane!, the G.I. Joe movies, our own April O'Neil casting call, old guys kicking butt, old guys NOT kicking butt, Real Husbands of Hollywood, the future of the DC movie universe, The Evil Dead, They Might Be Giants, Fire Emblem: Awakening, Intelligent Systems, Etrian Odyssey IV, the horrors of Blockbuster Video, and the best games of 1997. Starring Ryan Scott, Karen C...