The Gaymazing Race

The Amazing Race heads to Bali, and our special guest co-hosts Ricky & César, the winners of season 36, join Karen to process the first ever "Driver's Seat" aka "Knee Deep in the Passenger Seat" challenge. Our Gaymers Carson and Jack bring multiple gaymazing moments in taxicabs and on their ATVs this episode. Meanwhile, Team Cirque du so Gay, Mark and Brett hustle hard while telling us about their...

Both Karen and Nicole are recording on the road after their own planes, trains and automobiles, so their Amazing Race recap is a little more "gestalt" than precise for S37, E4, as the teams travel to Kyoto on the bullet train. Ironically, both our sapphic fanfic team, Bernie and Carrigain and our actual sapphic team, Courney and Jasmin are in trouble on this leg after being confronted by a sporty...

The Amazing Race continues onto Osaka, Japan, and some of our gaymazing suspicions are confirmed, as we learn about the gamers (aka "gaymers") cute back-story of coming out to each other as young gays who weren't gay for each other. We've rechristened Carrigain with the sapphic Gaylor nickname, "Cardigan," and Nicole has pointed out that Bernie's tongue is pierced and looks good with her hoodie. M...

What is bun-scrambling, and who's good at it? And which daddy gets to be "a female" in an opera singing challenge in Hong Kong? Welcome back to the Gaymazing Race!!! Season 37 of The Amazing Race debuts with 14 teams, the most ever to compete on the first leg. This is owed to the introduction of a NEW challenge structure, the "Fork in the Road," where teams are divided for the detour and the pit s...

Once again, we were tantalized by the promise of a historic GALA (Gay and Lesbian Alliance) between Ricky & Cesar and Yvonne & Melissa, as the final five hit the Dominican Republic to water slide into natural grottoes, harvest cacao and play some D.R.-style "beisbol." Sadly, Melissa is stumped by a rock-symbol challenge and Yvonne's struggled to make a bottlecap fly with a broomstick.. With just a...

The Amazing Race gets busy in Barbados, Rihanna's homeland. We admire their tiny jeeps and racquet sports skills, though the teams still struggle with navigation. There's another tantalizing possibility of another all gay alliance at the fish pot detour. Leading up to it Team Walla Walla Mama & Son LOSE THEIR CREW, which sends them directly to our Elimination Station. 

The Amazing Race teams head to Uruguay where Brokeback Fannypack is under the weather, and Sunny and Bizzy are looking forward to a "Girls night out, girls night in." Parenting emerges as a leitmotif in this episode, and we see Walla Walla Momma and Son emerge from the pack to run their own race. Ricky and César and Yvo and Melissa–aka, THE GAYS–all take on a Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence-style...

Friend of the pod Kat Spada from Feminist Frequency Radio sits in for Nicole this week, as The Amazing Race moves to Argentina for gaymazing challenges that involve recycling and meat puzzles. Can Ricky & César keep Shane and Juan, aka Brokeback Fannypack from overtaking their top position? The girls who like girls, Yvonne and Melissa, and the other girls who like wraparound sunglasses, Sunny and...

Sorry for the delay in getting this episode out! Nicole recorded this mere hours before her own amazing race to a meditation retreat, and our production assistant Corky (Karen's cat) kept pausing the recording to give notes. He's very picky. 

Ajuan Mance, an artist, illustrator and author of many books and comics series joins us on our own megaleg, as The Amazing Race continues in Colombia. A rebus puzzle nearly derails our favorite lady firefighters, Sunny and Bizzy, who at this point are showing more enthusiasm for each other than the girls who like girls who like hiking. Ricky and César continue their gay excellence, while Vinny exe...

Ricky & César remain strong as they cruise through the first Colombian leg of The Amazing Race, which involves cooking platters of meats, salty abuelas, and squeezing coffee bean baskets between one's knees. Whither the girls who like girls, Yvonne and Melissa, who get nary an edit in this ep, as the firefighter sheroes prove why they're shaping up to be a perfect fan fic duo, babe, for this year'...

Melissa, one of the girls who likes girls on The Amazing Race spawns the first lesbian catch phrase of the season. Nicole and KT take bets about whether or not she's a Virgo or a Scorpio. This season continues to SERVE gaymazingness and intrigue, as Ricky and Cesar, and Yvonne and Melissa finish in the top 5. KT shares more insider gaycation info about Puerto Vallarta, and the bustling gay distric...

We are BACK, and both Karen and Nicole have a lot of annoying Puerto Vallarta expertise to share, as they marvel at this season's gaymazing cast. Which butch daddy are both hosts enamored with in between their distracted chatter about The Traitors US, UK, Australia and New Zealand? And what do they make of this season's LGBTQ+ abundance? Maya and Rohan, siblings and Amazing Race superfans from bir...

It's a nailbiter of a finale for season 35 of The Amazing Race, as the top three teams scramble throughout Seattle without coffee. The "grunge" challenge leads to some challenging understanding of tops, while "glass" requires everyone learn how to blow. "Grab" becomes someone's Carrie Bradshaw moment, and we talk to all three finalists in our last mega-sized elimination station of the season. 

The Amazing Race teams arrive in Dublin for the penultimate leg, and despite everyone having to Riverdance at the Gaiety theater, Karen and Nicole think this is among the straightest episodes yet.  Corey falls in love with his pretty dance instructor, the lady Swayze to his Baby, while John from Team BLERD is lithe and light in his (heeled) dancing shoes. Beardback Mountain duke it out with Steve...

Things get tense as the final 5 teams on The Amazing Race winnow down to 4 in Sweden's Stockholm archipelago. Everyone skydives their way to Nordic bliss before the slimmest of margins separate all the teams. This week's detour is decidedly a choice between a lesbian task–recycling–and a gay task: expediting a gourmet French menu. Nicole makes a case for reimagining team Beardback Mountain as "pan...

After a long prelude in which Nicole and Karen discuss the new Todd Haynes film, May December, with some notes on which Amazing Race contestants they would cast in the lead roles, they get into how painfully straight the show has become. Slovenia feels very "Covid lockdown" season to our team, despite all the hype. Karen talks a little too much about caves, and Nicole thinks the greeters at the en...

The Amazing Race visits Llubjana, Slovenia for the first time ever in its history, and Karen tells us about how Llubjana became a gaycation destination in the late aughts and early-2010s. Nicole softens to Steve, the daddy of team Daddy/Daughter dance, especially after Anna Leigh makes him run up a long ski lift for an express pass that was already claimed. Despite the gayness of Llubjana, we were...

The Amazing Racers take a 15 hour flight from Jaipur to Frankfurt where the season's first self-driving leg awaits them. As they make their way along the Rhine, we find out who can't find the right ferry. Are all the teams secretly laughing at the German word "Fährt"? Karen declares she would "slay in Köln," one of her favorite cities in the world, and a place she knows well. Nicole feels like the...

Kat Spada of Feminist Frequency Radio guest-hosts as Nicole takes the week off for a silent meditation retreat (gaymazing!). Kat comes in hot with new team nicknames like "ZZ and/or Top" (referring of course to team Beardback Mountain), as we give a thorough account of the mega part of the teams' second leg through Vietnam. The matching challenge at the Hung King Temple broke our hearts, especiall...

Nicole and Karen 's powers of projection are more powerful than ever as they comb through the details of TAR's leg 3 in Vietnam for the subtlest of queer content. How are our fanfic Gaymazing teams (the tatted-up GenX moms, and "Beardback Mountain") faring against the ACTUAL gays competing this season, Joe and Ian? How hot does it get in the vinyl challenge? And who can roll the rice right to slid...

Nicole and Karen are back to give you all their spicy, gaymazing commentary on not one, but the first TWO episodes of season 35 of The Amazing Race. What teams have each of them cathected onto for their gay fan-fiction? Who are their favorites otherwise?  Is this season's gay team evil enough? Plus interviews with the eliminated contestants.