The Gayly Planet: The Final Fronqueer | A Star Trek Podcast

This week we are discussing chapter 20 of Goblet of Fire, including: irresponsible dragon keeping, ELLIPSES, our disdain for the way Hermione is treated, McGonagall being tender for the first time, and so much more! Lark’s tarot deck Kickstarter is officially here!!! Check it out now on kickstarter or his instagram .   Check out  our website  for rad  merch , comics, and info a...

Today we are discussing chapter 19 of Goblet of Fire, including: Harry’s #Mood being extremely relatable, Hagrid having the best day of her life, the absolute nightmare that is detention at Hogwarts, Hermione being too good for Harry, and so much more! 🔮Keep up to date on Lark’s tarot deck kickstarter by following him at instagram —The Kickstarter launches on February 8th! Check out  our web...

Today we are discussing chapter 18 of Goblet of Fire, including: Rita Skeeter, the girth of Viktor Krum’s wand, the fact that Cedric is sOoOoO hAnDsoMe, some good speculation about what can be used as wand cores, and so much more! 🔮Keep up to date on Lark’s tarot deck kickstarter and by following him at instagram —The Kickstarter launches on February 8th! Check out  our website  for rad...

Today we are discussing chapter 17 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, including: the extreme overuse of ellipses in this chapter…the very low key investigation into whether Harry put his name in the Goblet of Fire…more questions about portraits…and so much more! Info about our New Years Day livestream can be found on our social media or website . Check out  our website  for rad&nbsp...

This week’s episode was (mostly) recorded live on Halloween! (Everything except the politics section, which we recorded later). In addition to our usual delightful insights, this episode also includes the introduction of our new Personals section and a rare Horoscopes section! Please note: in the politics section we discussed the lack of “foreign” food at Hogwarts, which included us making fun of...

Today we are discussing chapter 15 of Goblet of Fire, including: Why do the Beauxbatons’ horses only drink whiskey? Is the Imperius curse just drugs? Is Karkaroff actually a Disney villain? What is going on with the education at this god damn school?? And so much more! Check out  our website  for rad  merch , comics, and info about our other shows! Help us with transcriptions !...

Today we are discussing chapter 14 of Goblet of Fire, including the introduction of S.P.E.W and our wish for Hermione to have had an angry vegan phase instead, a theory about Fake Moody, lots of love for Neville Longbottom, and so much more! Check out  our website  for rad  merch , comics, and info about our other shows! Help us with transcriptions ! Support us  on Patreon...

Today we are discussing chapter 13 of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, including: a desperate need for education reform; dubious astrology; a history of ferrets; blast-ended skrewts; and so much more! Check out  our website  for rad  merch , comics, and info about our other shows! Help us with transcriptions ! Support us  on Patreon  for tons of bonus goodies! Fol...

Today we are discussing chapter 12 of Goblet of Fire, including: Harry Potter’s disgusting habits; some theories on how the Sorting Hat uses its time between sorting ceremonies; Hagrid’s coat of many rodents; ghost clothes; and more! Here’s all the info you need about our Halloween specials: 🎃 Tickets for our live show are available now. 🎃 We will be on instagram live for a Mad Tea Party on Octo...

Exactly what kind of competition are Hogwarts, Durmstrang, and Beauxbatons in? Will cat carriers ever become a thing in the witching world? Has Arthur Weasley been a corrupt cop this whole time? Will Harry every read a f*cking book? Find out in this week’s episode of The Gayly Prophet! Stay tuned for updates on our upcoming Halloween Live Show!!! Make a donation on our website by October 31st to r...

How do witch children make paper hearts? Why are dress robes gendered when no other robes are? Is Rita Skeeter a legit reporter or no? Can literally anyone take gold out of your vault at Gringotts? Listen to find out! Check out  our website  for rad  merch , comics, and info about our other shows! Help us with transcriptions ! Support us  on Patreon  for tons of bonus good...

Why doesn’t Harry Potter, of all people, know what a Death Eater is? Is the Ministry ineffective or is there a more sinister reason for their incompetence? Is Ludo Bagman a himbo? All this and so much more in today’s edition of The Gayly Prophet! Want to skip this week’s politics section? Skip minutes 30:00 - 49:45. Check out  our website  for rad  merch , comics, and info about our...

This week: Why is Cornelius Fudge so bad at his job? Do any women work at the ministry of magic? What’s going on with Veela evolution? Why is this worldbuilding so bad??? And more! Check out  our website  for rad  merch , comics, and info about our other shows! Support us  on Patreon  for tons of bonus goodies! Follow us on  instagram  for art, memes, and updates...

This week we have a little gift for you: a Letter to the Editor episode, originally published on Patreon and now available for everyone! For a variety of reasons we are super behind on recording. What’s more, there are 5 Tuesdays this month, meaning we have to put out 6 episodes (including We Are The Gayers), which is tough under any circumstance. Long story short, we will be back with c...

Why were flying carpets outlawed? Why is this muggle here? Why is Scoundrel JKR…like this? Can Archie just live, ffs? And more! The episode of Witch, Please that we discussed is called “The Nation State.” Join us for a live watch of ‘Warriors of Virtue’ on our Patreon discord server on July 29th at 8pm Eastern! Check out  our website  for rad  merch , comics, and info about our othe...

Today we are discussing chapter 6 of Goblet of Fire, including: The disaster that is witch transportation; how Molly Weasley demonstrates the extreme not-feminism of these books; so many questions about apparition; the fact that Cedric Diggory is sO hAnDSoME; and more! Listen to part two of our gender/sexuality advice episode and while you’re there, take a moment to participate in our astrology po...

Welcome, one and all, to an hour of heartwarming joy. We had the incredible honor of getting to talk with World’s Greatest Author Chuck Tingle for a second time, and we cannot overstate how wonderful it was. Listen now for conversations about calling JKR a scoundrel, the importance of joyful autistic representation, sincerity as revolutionary tactic, how to stay positive in this troubling timeline...

Join us and special guest/mental health professional Theo Julien Forrester as we deep dive into Snape’s pensive to explore his trauma history and the way it shaped his life. Does Snape’s tragic childhood excuse his adult behavior? Will these Snape haters become Snape apologists? Listen to find out! Find Theo on instagram , or on our website ! It’s PRIDE month!!! Check out all our rad stuff: -We ar...

It’s time for our annual advice podcast! Listen to hear our answers to questions like: “What makes a person “trans enough” to get to call themselves trans?” “How do I get my parents to respect my pronouns?” “Am I still asexual if I occasionally want to have sex?” “Where can a person find legit queer porn?” “How even does a person go about coming out to their friends?” And more! Don’t forget to che...

For this episode we delved into the issue of Asian representation in the Harry Potter series with two incredible guests: Eugenia Hu and kiran nigam! Join us for an incredible conversation about JKR’s White Woman Bullshit and the myriad ways it shows up in the writing of Cho Chang, Padma Patil, Parvati Patil, Nagini, and Mohoutokoro School of Magic; as well as discussions about all the missed oppor...

We are kicking off Pride season with our episode on Chuck Tingle’s “Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Theater of Love,” the sequel to last summer’s "Trans Wizard Harriet Porber and the Bad Boy Parasaurolophus." This book was a rollicking good time, and we are so excited for you to listen to this episode! Note: If you’d prefer not to hear the conversation about the sexy parts of the book, please...

In today’s edition of The Gayly Prophet: Bill Weasley: thieving colonizer or genderqueer babe? Why are the Weasleys such bad parents? How does food magic work and why don’t they teach it at Hogwarts? Does Ginny play Pokemon? Plus, our first Foreign Correspondence segment, and much more! Send your questions for our Pride Q and A to thegaylyprophet@gmail.com by June 1st! Check out  our website...

Will Dudley Dursley grow up to be Daddy Dudley? Where do these witch children get muggle clothes? Is Arthur Weasley neurodivergent? Why is everyone so mean in this chapter? Find out in today’s edition of The Gayly Prophet! Check out  our website  for rad  merch , comics, and info about our other shows! Support us  on Patreon  for tons of bonus goodies! Follow us on  i...

This week’s episode is 2/3 Politics Section but also includes fun facts about orca whales, a discussion of the joy of putting stickers on your mail, a floorboard-facts segment with Lark’s partner, and more! Major cw for discussions of dieting, eating disorders, and fatphobia. If that’s not a conversation you should listen to right now, please skip minutes 26:15 through 1:02:15. Preorders for our G...

Has Harry Potter ever read a book? Was JKR being paid per comma when she wrote this? What type of bird did Sirius send his letters with? Will anyone ever give Harry the love and care he deserves? Listen now to find out! Check out the Sacred Relatives Tarot deck , their kickstarter , or instagram . Help us with transcriptions . Check out  our website  for rad  merch , comics, and inf...