The Gay Power Half Hour

This week Tony spends 8 hours in a salon getting his hair colored grey and Casey crams 8 hours of complaining about one bad set into 22 minutes.

This week the boys talk about Trump's proposed ban on trans people in the military. Queer rebels in Syria are fighting ISIS while queer rebels in Los Angeles are still uncertain if it's ok to read each other. Brain McCain helps advance the process of taking away healthcare, alleged pedophile Donald Trump asks for loyalty from the Boy Scouts and other such American ironies on this week'...

This week, Tony roasts a bunch of LA queens and Casey is mostly proud of his performance. Tony is excited Game of Thrones is back while Casey has finally been shamed into starting season one. Gay rapper Milan Christopher is Casey's new career inspiration for all the wrong reasons and R. Kelly has a sex cult. Caitlyn Jenner done did something stupid too.

Tony is losing friends and Casey almost doesn’t make any jokes about it. Donald Trump Jr. is in hot water over Russia and the boys hang him out to dry and body shame the rest of the men in his family. Teen Vogue put out a guide for anal sex that has the internet all cleaned out and it really sets the stage for a good old fashion GPHH smut fest.

The boys celebrate America’s birthday like gay men should, Tony dressed like a girl for money and Casey drunkenly took his clothes off for attention. The rest of the world has gone gay crazy with drug-fueled orgies in the Vatican (nothing new), straight Brazilian soccer players having gay sex in locker rooms (seen it) and Andrew Garfield claiming watching RuPaul makes him gay (fair point).

Pride Month ends in controversy over a Gay Jewish Flag at the Dyke March in Chicago. The boys talk about it. Casey wonders whether Will & Grace deserves the credit it gets and is happy to bid farewell to the Babadook. Tony is perpetually mad at the Supreme Court, religion and closeted gays in the South.

Casey and Tony recount their trip to a cable tv show, Casey is leaning into being a housewife and Tony has a love/hate relationship with Casey’s guacamole recipe. Drag Race finally gets mean (read: good) but the fun really gets going when the boys dissect the special election in Georgia, the end of democracy and political violence.

This week the boys have comedian Zach Noe Towers on the show. He talks about going to the Pride resistance march (which the boys did not ) and being sober (which the boys are not). They all unpack some internalized homophobia, share porn favorites, Casey wears a dress and we find out Tony has blown at least two carnies.

Instead of Pride Month the current regime is calling June, “The Great Outdoors Month.” The GPHH suggests having all your gay sex outdoors this month in it’s honor. The boys ask the question “Resistance March or Brunch?” and Casey discusses why he Lost Me to Pride and a new theory on why he’s not a famous comedian. Tony’s parties are getting so good even mom’s are showing up. Happy Oceans Month! (J...

Tony goes to Portland for vacation and had crab(s). Casey watches A Handmaid’s Tale and it makes him scared for RuPaul. Kathy Griffin cuts off a fake mans head and somehow that is a bigger deal than a white power hate crime. Just another week in America.

Trump is making a fool of himself this week all over the world and the boys are just relieved he’s out of the country. Tony got Botox and already wants more. Melania Trump may not be perfect but at least she hates her husband as much as we do. And terrorists came for Arianna, which means they came for all of us.

Roger Ailes is dead and the boys couldn’t be happier. Does that make them bad people? Nah. He ruined the world by making it safe for fake news and misogynists so in lieu of flowers please make jokes. Tony questions internet witch hunts against PWR BTTMs and if the world needs Roseanne while Casey finally discovers Reddit.

The world is a vampire and we can't keep our cock holsters shut about it.

This week we learn that Casey pretended to know Italian as a kid and Tony didn't know how to spell his middle name. Casey's mom meets Tony and Shea Coulee which is way better than Donald's daughter meeting Angele Merkel and Christine Lagarde. The meat of the podcast is spent in Aaron Hernandez's prison lover and FOR ONCE the boys get serious to talk about the oppression of gay men...

It's the GPHH 420 show but it's also tax week so Casey is having a miserable day because he worked for crooks. Tony cheers everyone up by talking about weed in your butt and wondering about eating people. People are dying on Facebook live and the boys see it as a sign of the end times. The White House Easter egg roll gives further proof to the notion Trump doesn't have a clue and Bill...

Tony and Casey are back after a week off and start off the podcast by fighting. Tony explains why there is a shortage of large mastectomy bras and then the boys fight again over Drag Race. But everyone can agree Sean Spicer is the worst and the world don't look so good.

The boys start off this episode dumb and tired but they still manage to get angry over gay reality shows on cable, Dave Chappelle’s Netflix special, racial micro-aggressions and frat boys on spring break. But the Great British Baking Show is cute!

This week, Tony goes Hollywood and doesn't get picked for a reality dating show. Is gaydar just stereotyping and why doesn't Tony like hanging out with straight people? Casey wants to talk about Stephen Sondheim but the GPHH stays on brand and talks about futuristic sex dolls instead.

This week Tony is off to Arizona and Casey is worried his weed smoking, drag queen, half Mexican co-host won't make it back from Trump Country. Rachel Maddow lets civilization down with a bogus tax return story and Iowa Rep. Steve King is a racist. Casey watched Paris is Burning for the first so the boys talk drag history and it's place in our culture.

Richard Simmons is missing and The Gay Power Half Hour is just another podcast trying to capitalize. The boys don't find Richard but they do talk about him, witches, exploitation and his gay legacy for about 17 minutes. The other 13 minutes are devoted to Key West homophobes, Jenna Jameson and a story about the first penis that Casey ever did see.

This week, Rachel Dolezal is back and she's blacker than ever. The boys discuss whether she deserves shade or help. The Oscars were so black but of course it had to be at the expense of white people. And Donald Trump addressed Congress without inciting a hate crime so apparently he's the President now. Listen for the sound of eyeballs rolling on the floor.

This week the boys talk about the controversy surrounding Milo Yiannopolis. Tony makes an impassioned plea to treat gay kids with the respect they deserve and Casey inadvertently praises Jeffrey Dahmer. It's a questionable lead-in to this week's guest, Jessica Salans. She's an independent candidate for LA city council in District 13, a true ally and a force to be reckoned with.

This week the boys shame a Trump supporter at the grammy’s by playing her own music. Tony’s mom officially disowns him on Facebook and he is feeling empowered. Casey can’t get over how apologetic Germany is and Elon Musk is worried about humanity’s relevance. Let’s make slew a thing!

Drag Race queens have been announced and Tony's bestie Shea Coulee is the queen to beat. Casey won a roast battle against a woman and Tony isn't that impressed. Gaga's Super Bowl performance is dissected and the boys discuss the gayest place to die. This episode will leave you gagging and shook. Queeeeeeen.

On this week's episode, Donald Trump is ridiculed for his absurd Black History Month speech but Tony loses the moral high ground quick. Casey unintentionally insults his hairdresser and gets a bad haircut. The boys have some irreverent ideas for persecuted Christians and a question about being grateful makes Casey very upset.