The Gay Pirate Podcast | Our Flag Means Death

Ahoy! It’s Pride season, me hearties! We’ve a lil’ boon for ye, and it’s The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee.   🌈Find our full pride lineup here! The Patreon version of this episode contains bonus content about how to throw a punch and watching pørn while being ADHD. Don't miss our Pride sale!!! 👇🏾 Get your books here and we'll make a little money from the sale!&n...

Avast, ye! And welcome to an announcement! Our Pride episode will be about The Gentleman’s Guide to Vice and Virtue by Mackenzi Lee, and it will be in your feeds on June 17th! We are so excited to talk about this book and want to make sure you all have time to read it or refresh your memory of it before the episode drops. 🌈Find our full pride lineup here! We encourage you to get your books from y...

Happy Yule! Today we are bringing you the gift of an episode about Muppet Treasure Island. The patreon version of this episode contains bonus content about Tim Curry’s career, telling left from right (and teaching dogs to do it too), the need for a lesbian Miss Piggy movie, the movie Better Luck Tomorrow, and a couple appearances by Lark’s dogs. Here’s this episode’s image roundup! Interested in t...

Today we are discussing the final episode of Our Flag Means Death! Join us for our deep dive into season 2, episode 8, “Mermen.”  You can watch this episode by joining our Patreon!   The Patreon version of this episode contains bonus content about living in the middle of nowhere, SpongeBob squarepants, Ryan Gosling’s Oscars performance, that one viral house listing , pie vs cake, and the...

Today we are discussing Our Flag Means Death season 2, episode 7, “Man on Fire.” You can get your “Be Gay Do Crime” sticker here!  Find this episode’s image roundup here The Patreon version of this episode contains a TON of bonus content, including: the Lost Girls series by Alan Moore, the types of alcohol that your hosts have *feelings* about, Iron Widow and throuple representation (and Jess...

Today we are talking about Our Flag Means Death season 2, episode 6, Calypso’s Birthday.  Here’s your image roundup for this episode! You can order a “Be Gay Do Crime” Revenge sticker here! Patrons get extended versions of every episode! The Patreon version of this episode contains bonus content about the joy of rearranging furniture, whiskey, centipede fear, and who on the Revenge is not afr...

Today we are discussing Our Flag Means Death season 2, episode 5, “The Curse of the Seafaring Life.” You can preorder a “Be Gay Do Crime” Revenge sticker here! Interested in a portrait by Lark? You can commission one either  through our shop or by joining our Patreon for a full year! Here’s the instagram post with details as well.  The image roundup for this episode is available here! Pa...

Today we are discussing Our Flag Means Death season 2, episode 4, “Fun and Games.” Screenshot roundup can be found here Here’s Buttons’ vessel , should you happen to live in the UK and also desire to turn into a bird! You can preorder a “Be Gay Do Crime” Revenge sticker now! (It’s also available as a mug!)  Interested in a portrait by Lark? You can commission one either  through our shop...

Today we are discussing Our Flag Means Death season 2, episode 3, “The Innkeeper.” Interested in a portrait by Lark? You can commission one either  through our shop or by joining our Patreon for a full year! Here’s the instagram post with details as well.  Patrons get extended versions of every episode! The Patreon version of this episode contains bonus content about Veronica Mars and Th...

Today we are discussing Our Flag Means Death season 2, episode 2: Red Flags.  Find an image roundup for this episode here ! Our Patrons get extended versions of every episode! The Patreon version of this episode contains bonus content about eating vs tasting, forgetting how to podcast (again!), your hosts’ bookshelf organization preferences, and iconic court transcript TikToks! Please leave u...

The Gay Pirate Podcast is back!!! And today we are discussing Our Flag Means Death season 2 episode 1, Impossible Birds.  At the moment I can’t find a good resource for s2 screenshots, so if you have one please email it to hashtagruthlesspods@gmail.com so I can create image roundups for the episodes! Our Patrons get extended versions of every episode! The Patreon version of this episode conta...

Today we have a very special bonus episode for you, in which Jessie wrote a fanfic, and Lark reads it to you!  Support us on Patreon for tons of bonus content and also to keep us on the air! Find us at hashtagruthless.com and on instagram Listen to our other podcasts: The Gayly Planet EsGAYpe From Reality  We Are The Gayers Check out our lovely merch! We will be back with episode one of...

With season two of Our Flag Means Death mere days away, we put together this lovely little bonus episode for you! Featuring special guests @ourflagmeansdeathbb and @gonzo_vs_taika , as well as submissions from many of you, we sat down to talk about our hopes and predictions for the new season.  Stay tuned for more bonus episodes as we prepare for season two of The Gay Pirate Podcast! If you m...

The Gay Pirate Podcast will be back in your ears on January 2nd! Until then, you can get your Hashtag Ruthless fill by listening to our other pods! Find all the information about us at hashtagruthless.com Follow us on instagram to stay up to date on all things queer pirate! Support us on Patreon for extended episodes of all our podcasts, plus oodles of other amazing bonus content! Lark’s tarot dec...

Avast ye, and happy Pride! In order to kick this month off in the gayest way we can, today we have a bonus episode all about pirates and astrology--specifically the astrology of the crew of the Revenge. To make things even better, we were joined for this episode by the incomparable Courtney Perkins of the astro meme account Not All Geminis ! Cheers m'queers!    +++ Subscribe to The Gayly...

Happy Halloween-in-December slash Yule, everyone!  Viago, Vlad, Deacon, and Petyr are just four vampires living their vampire lives in Wellington New Zealand, being followed around by an indie documentary crew, like ya do. Like the indie documentary that it is, not a whole lot happens but also so much happens in the way of silly hijinks and excellent jokes.  Join us aboard the Gay Pirate...

PART TWO! Stede “the Audacity” Bonnet thinks he can just slide right back into his old life, but instead, Mary’s like “new phone, who dis?” and his kids are like “dad who?” and Evelyn is like “murder’s a natural cause,” so Stede’s gotta skedaddle, like, now. After realizing what we’ve all been screaming at our TVs this whole time (that he’s in love with Ed, obvs), he stages an epic f**kery and fol...

Stede “the Audacity” Bonnet thinks he can just slide right back into his old life, but instead, Mary’s like “new phone, who dis?” and his kids are like “dad who?” and Evelyn’s like “murder’s a natural cause,” so Stede’s gotta skedaddle, like, now. After finally realizing what we’ve all been screaming at our TVs this whole time (that he’s in love with Ed, obvs), he stages an epic f**kery and follow...

Izzy Hands had a whole plan to rescue his beloved Blackbeard from the clutches of Stede Fooking Bonnet, but Edward Teach had other ideas. After invoking the titular Act of Grace, Ed and Stede end up at the Academy for Wayward Seamen, where a clean shaven Blackbeard-turned-Ed confesses his feelings for Stede and they KISS on the BEACH because they are GAY PIRATES IN LOVE!!!  But then, oh no! S...

You know that feeling when you’re trying to bask in moon glow and some jackass with a weird mustache and a shitty attitude interrupts? That’s right, Calico Jack is on the scene, ready to cause a ruckus and doing a right fine job of it too. He has a plan to get Blackbeard away from the Revenge before the British show up, and he would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for this meddling witch an...

The Swede has scurvy, but who cares about that when Blackbeard might leave the Revenge? Lucky for everyone, a trip to St. Augustine solves both problems, because the crew go round up both some oranges and some poignant backstory from Jim’s nana while Stede takes Ed on date—sorry—treasure hunt!  Join us aboard The Gay Pirate Podcast for a discussion of Season 1, episode 7, This is Happening. D...

Ed foolishly introduces Stede to the Art of F**kery, and Stede, theatre gay that he is, obviously cannot wait to try it himself. The crew pull out all the stops and trick some unsuspecting Dutch merchants into participating in immersive theatre. Ed, who was supposed to murder Stede, instead has a trauma flashback about killing his dickhead dad, which results in his and Stede’s relationship becomin...

It’s party time! The Revenge crew raid a ship and come away with invites to some sort of fancy party for hoity-toity people, where Oluwande and Frenchie conduct the world’s first pyramid scheme, Blackbeard charms everyone as Jeff the Accountant, and Stede has no fun at all until these posh nobs turn on his beloved Ed, at which point he pulls out the sick burns—both metaphorically and literally.&nb...

Stede Bonnet’s life turns from literal nightmare to metaphorical dream when he awakens from his near death run-in with the Spanish to find an astonishingly attractive man at his bedside. Even better, this man (spoiler, it’s Blackbeard) fancies a fine fabric and is a full-blown theatre gay, so our smitten heroes team up to become a lighthouse. Then they eat marmalade (not a euphemism).  Join u...

The Gentleman Pirate is ready to meet the wider criminal community, but does the wider criminal community want to meet the Gentleman Pirate? The answer is generally no, but there is one pirate who is extremely ready to meet this ponce. And that pirate is none other than Blackbeard himself.  Join us aboard The Gay Pirate Podcast as we discuss season one, episode three, “The Gentleman Pirate.”...