The Friday Mailbag

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Shaq gave Tom a new title after Adam Lefkoe presented The Big Aristotle with the facts of Tom's article. Jerv joins the show to rejoice in Philly's signing of Paul George, 76ers Positivity and Paper Championships. Chris Paul's next career move will be to feed Victor Wembanyama the rock, Tobias Harris has a self imposed exile in Detroit, Jonas Va...

Emily, Zach, Mo & Mayes - Happy Birthday to Papa Mayes! Zach is celebrating Drake's downfall as his own personal triumph. The Bear is out and if you're not bingeing this show you're gonna get left behind. Mo's wedding is coming up and he has a very specific role he needs Zach and Amin to fulfill, a role they have been training for their entire lives. Mayes found out that a wedding he's going to th...

It's your Wembsday dose of Zosny, but Big Wos is a DNP, out with Draft prep. Clipped continues to deliver the messiest, soapiest programming on television as Donald Sterling is banned by the NBA in this episode. The Doc Rivers hero narrative gains major steam as he makes a crucial call to Adam Silver, gets called the 'perfect coach' and celebrates in the sauna with LeVar Burton. It's unclear wheth...

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Tom's excellent article uncovering inflated statistics during Michael Jordan's DPOY season has injected him into the frontlines of the GOAT war. Now that Tom has been officially declared a 'Bron-sexual' on the Klutch payroll, we unpack what interested him in the story in the first place and how he got the tapes to review. How is Tray feeling abo...

Eden, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Eden's back from her globe trotting to recount her experience watching Game 3 of the NBA Finals during brunch at a Hooters. Do you tip at buffets? Does your significant other listen to your podcast and how does that make you feel? Katie found an experimental male performance enhancing drug with truly scary packaging and marketing. Patreon Exclusive: Checking in on th...

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Wos did the Ringer NBA show Group Chat live last night, but had a weird allergic reaction that somehow leads to a conversation about whippits. Clipped delivered a messy, rewinding, flashback episode taking us to 1992, 2004, 2006 and 2008. We learn about young Doc's feelings during the LA Riots, V Stiviano's reality show aspira...

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Tom spent his Sunday chasing Bryson DeChambeau & Rory McIlroy all over Pinehurst at the US Open, and got to touch the trophy. Did Kawhi Leonard cut his hair? Tray reaches out to the photographer for the inside scoop on aggregation gone wild. Will the Boston Celtics wrap up the championship with a home cooked meal? Or have the Dallas Mavericks be...

Zach Harper, Wosny Lambre, Amin Elhassan, Tom Haberstroh and Ethan Sherwood Strauss are together once again. Episode 3 of Clipped featured zero basketball, less Donald Sterling and an intimidating Adam Silver, but most importantly gave us an authentic Doc Rivers press conference. With three Hall of Famers passing in a little over two weeks (Bill Walton, Chet Walker & Jerry West), we pay tribute to...

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Amin Elhassan joins us to break down the 2 episode premiere of Clipped, taking us all the way back to the golden age of 2014 Los Angeles to discuss: Which portrayals of the real-life people worked & which ones REALLY didn't How the show delivered exposition for people who know nothing about the NBA Whose insight was clearly us...

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Tom collected an Emmy Award for his time on the Blazers broadcast team and Tray shares some acceptance speech tips. Anthony Edwards receipts commercial for the AE1 inspired Cam'ron to respond in a freestyle early monday morning, but Killa Cam took out his frustrations on Adidas. We learn what white player has Compton credibility and revisit the...

Zach, Emily, Mo & Mayes Would you bargain hunt for a medical procedure? Or is that one area where you want to pay for quality? Zach had a shouting match this morning over literal dog poop. Hacks had an EXCELLENT season finale and is a contender for show of the year. We break down temperature like a Katy Perry song. Would you rather be Hot or Cold? The dos and donts of meeting your significant othe...

The whole team's here this week (Zach, Wos, Amin & Tom) to promote the NYC Live Show, Saturday July 20th @ Racket NYC. Tickets available now in our presale if you Join the Count The Dings Patreon Has Rudy Gobert, the NBA's best defender, become indefensible? Is everything that's happening to the Wolves Rudy's fault? Should someone else have won DPOY? Will Kendrick Perkins give his vote back? Very...

Zach, Eden, Katie, Emily & Mayes Mayes rejects the terminology 'overserved', as it places the onus squarely on the bartender to monitor people's drunkenness. Emily reports back on her neon sign spottings at EDC and we find out what GIMP stands for. Do you prefer Video Games or Board Games? Is it this weekend or next weekend? Katie and Mayes break down Season 3 of Hacks, which is already coming up...

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Zach is boots on the ground in Minneapolis, where the Wolves are coming for the Vikings ownership of the city one Naz Reid tattoo at a time. Count the Dings - NYC Live Show - Saturday July 20 - Patreons get 25% off tickets - Pre-Sale starts on Friday How did the Celtics manage to steal Game 1 when they were the ones at home? T...

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Anthony Edwards brings the best out of his teammates, on and off the court. Rudy Gobert hit the craziest shot of his life, stuck it to Draymond Green and will now challenge Kyrie Irving in the Basketball Illuminati Bowl. Depth has been key in these playoffs, and the lack of it took it's toll on Tom Thibodeau and the Knicks. Tray unpacks his feel...

Zach, Eden, Mo & Mayes Bachelor/ette parties can be the pinnacle of a midlife crisis, chasing the freedom and reckless adventure of youth, but they don't have to be. Should your height be listed in shoes or barefoot? What house from a tv show or movie would you want to live in? What prescription drug are you? Would you rather gain weight or get ripped for a role? Patreon Exclusive: Who would you d...

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Is the criticism that Rudy Gobert is facing unfair to him? Or is he bringing it upon himself due to the brightness of the lights? Now that the Nuggets have woken up and stopped playing with their food, the league better watch out. Has there ever been an easier path to the finals than for the Celtics? Luka will need to overcome...

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Denver evened up their series with Minnesota thanks to a new post up technique from Jokic and some sloppy execution by the young Wolves. Has Thibs finally worn the tread off the tires of these hard hat wearing, lunch pail carrying New York Knicks? Is TJ McConnell the new Ish Smith? Celtics need to stop playing with their food and take care of th...

Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie, Mayes & Colin Mother's Day is this Sunday, is your mom tough to shop for? Dating App Bio Clichés and the future of dating is AI Concierges Hacks is back! We love this show. What instrument would you learn how to play Matrix Style? Who was watching porn during Luka's press conference? Patreon Exclusive: What are you favorite apps to use? Reality House of Villains show breakd...

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! We contrast the Kendrick v Drake Rap Beef with the Tom Brady GOAT roast, but are too chicken to bring home the bacon. Anthony Edwards came out the gate throwing haymakers against the defending champs in Game 1. Will the Wolves keep it up and take the series? Was the 'What a Pro Wants' commercial intended to be terrible? Do the Pacers and Cavalie...

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie, Mayes & the return of Beep Count A new variation of Dill or No Dill is introduced: One Must Go from a variety pack. The Love Segment returns with a double dose of relationship advice. Two things that we want to come back: tearaway pants and the good parts of bullying. Patreon Exclusive: Beep Count was a stand in on Observe and Report. Movie Summaries Trivia from last...

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Tyrese Maxey ripped the guts out of New York City in Game 6, so why didn't Philly extend him last summer? The Celtics NEED to close out the Heat tonight, so they can turn their attention to the 2006 level basketball being played in the Cavs/Magic series. Will James Harden carry over the momentum from his excellent end to Game...

Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Are LeBron and the Lakers facing a gentleman's sweep tonight in Denver? We get swept up in the concept of LeBron heading to San Antonio with Chris Paul to finally provide Wemby with some passing. Bronny can come too. Do the Heat have a chance to execute more Spoelstra superiority, or are the Celtics stumbles simply a sign of things to come? The...

Eden, Zach, Mo & Mayes We reflect on Wos' Wednesday performance and his apology for defending Joe Mazzulla, who refuses to adjust. Would you rather have a busy job or a non busy job? Why isn't booking streamlined for doctor's and dentists and why are we still paying rent by check? Mo nominates Eden for a very prestigious and important sociocultural role. We review the Shogun finale and reflect on...

Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Daryl Morey and LeBron James are finally on the same team!! United in grievance against the association for Monday night's classic games. Do the Heat have a fighting chance to steal a game without Jimmy Butler? Would Zion push the Pelicans past the Thunder? Which team down 0-2 has the best chance to equalize the series? And wh...