The Friday Mailbag

Zach, Katie, Mo, Emily & Mayes ARE BACK ⁠Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday⁠ The Friday Mailbag crew returns to debate Genies vs Witches, drool over the best buffets they've ever been to and react to Katie's Strawberry Gimlet recipe. What Tom Hanks movie would be the best if he was replaced with Chet? How do you get banned from every dating app? We are SO BACK. Patreon Exclusive: All Fr...

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Emily & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday We connect the dots that Escape Rooms are the new Carnies and imagine solving puzzles with Drunk Amin. Spots or Stripes? What beverage would you want to be calorie free? How would you corrupt people's souls? Patreon Exclusive: Mom Dakhil COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you...

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Mayes & Papa Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday Jay King goes shopping and has trouble locating and identifying various basic foods. Mike White is edging you, and if you don't like, you can get out of his bed. The laziest dinner you make and pizza on a waffle. Patreon Exclusive: Coffee Shop Chronicles COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://...

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday Jaden Smith wears literal Pearls of Wisdom and might build you a bed. Righteous Gemstones hang dong + White Lotus Season Finale anticipation. What is the most crucial component of the pizza? Patreon Exclusive: What liquid would you want on tap in your home? COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CT...

Eden, Zach, Mo, & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday Whatever your morning routine is, it's not as unhinged as Ashton Hall's. Would you buy a murder house? How much of a discount would you need? The Studio is a new show that has us drinking the Kool-Aid. Patreon Exclusive: The weirdest restaurant to go to with friends. COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.l...

Eden, Zach, Mo, Katie, Mayes & Papa Mayes. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday Zach is going to give his hair a 'reconstruction', prompting hair stylist stories. White Lotus & Severance talk, horrible country song titles, BBQ Patreon Exclusive: TD Celebrations & Sandwiches as Pizza COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If you want to hear the full Mailb...

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday We celebrate Pi Day with our favorite pies, including the satellite branch of icebox pies. After colonizing butter, we wonder what historical event the gang would time travel to. Do you sleep in silence? Would you like to be 17 again? Patreon Exclusive: Gatekeeping Costco from Mo's Dad & Cheetle Fingers COUNT THE D...

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday We take a harrowing journey down Francine’s Pizza Jungle menu from 1957, when a large pizza cost a maximum of $1.90. Zach questions how necessary parmesan cheese is to garnish pasta, Katie unveils a powerful mullet she used to have and Eden thinks we're teaching history all wrong. Patreon Exclusive: Super Powers fo...

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday Emily's trip to a market featuring a variety of exotic snacks, particularly Pringles, divided the group. What song is played on loop in hell? When does a pizza stop being a pizza? Do friendship pheromones lead to Train Crumpets? We're here to answer the important questions as always. Patreon Exclusive: Animals Swit...

Emily, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday TV is back in a big way, Katie's all in on Love Is Blind: Minneapolis and Mayes wants to check in to the White Lotus Thailand Would you rather be fast with Ostrich Legs or smart with a Baboon Butt on your head? Do you take your first dates to the same place? Would you rather take a date to a place you know or a new place...

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Ohio has introduced a new law that seems difficult to enforce. Would you go to Jurassic Park if it opened in real life? Backing into a parking spot in a parking lot. Patreon Exclusive: Mythological Creatures COUNT THE DINGS MERCH STORE - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH If...

Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo, Emily & Mayes. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Urinetown: Romeo & Juliet but with Pee. Irish Goodbyes. Shrimps vs Prawns. Progresso made Soup Drops hard candy, and nothing will ever be the same. Eden's extremely detailed skincare routine. Patreon Exclusive: Spending 7 hours on a plane / train / bus / boat COUNT THE DINGS...

Eden, Mo, Emily, Mayes & Colin Casserd. Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings While Mo walked Luca, a man tried to kiss his dog. Is dog kissing a 2 Americas situation? Dill or No Dill on Jovny the Vlasic Stork Mascot. When it comes to immortality, would you rather be the same age forever like a vampire, or restart your lifecycle like a jellyfish? If...

Eden, Zach, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings We revisit Mayes' previous statement that chicken and eggs should not be consumed at the same time, except in OYAKODON! Bonks Jr. asks if we would rather have our hands or feet swapped, and which TV or Movie universe we would like to live in. Is there anything you would stand in a two hour...

Eden, Zach, Mo, Katie & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Papa Mayes returns wielding his giant custom made cleaver to review Wicked, tell embarassing Mayes tales and ask "How do you feel about Animal Orgies?" Zach spent a day at Universal Studios, Eden endures an internet improvement saga and Mo successfully cleaned out his dad's freezer....

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Encountering Energy Vampires in real life. Hybrid Animals & Animal Reincarnation. What ratio of cat to human to square footage makes you a crazy cat lady? Squid Game 2 + Taylor Sheridan + Severance + Shrinking Patreon Exclusive: Athletes and Bands you Irrationally Hate COUNT T...

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Where would a Giraffe wear a bow tie? Which type of Santa hat would Batman have? Who is the best cook that you know? Would you rather have World Record sized hands or feet? Do you want your mind transferred to an android or uploaded to a virtual world? Patreon Exclusive: American Go...

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Mayes & Paul Boehl Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Mayes survived the canceled Tsunami. Fee Fi Fo Fum Go Get Yourself a Cup of Coffee. Is standing in a parking spot to save it allowed? What's scarier, a horse or a bear? There's a columbian hit woman who looks like Aubrey Plaza. Patreon Exclusive: Things that make us feel...

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings What is the worst pasta for mac and cheese? Zach got cock blocked in Palm Springs. If you could replace ketchup and mustard on every table, what two condiments would you choose? The gang describes their worst falls, and everyone has had one. Patreon Exclusive: Do you think God can ti...

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Do you cook your rice with butter, or does this offend you? Zach, stunningly, had a confrontation with a retirement home resident when he was a teenager. Would you rather have 8 fingers and 12 toes, or 12 fingers and 8 toes? Mayes recounts the tale of a gentleman who managed t...

Eden, Zach, Emily, Katie & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings In an instance of Mailbag Déjà Vu, Mayes reminds you to never update your computer. Only bad things can happen. The Penguin Finale was great and the show as a whole was a tremendous success and worth watching. We rank Sunny D Seltzer Fall Flavors, describe our worst behavior in sc...

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings With the passing of Elwood Edwards, the voice behind AOL sound effects, Mayes wonders if that's an appealing or unappealing level of fame. Why do parents always have so much food in the house? Do you have a printer? When's the last time you sent a fax? How would you replace th...

Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings At what stage or with what added ingredients does an avocado turn into guacamole? How far would you be willing to travel to see a friend for the weekend? If a vampire has a search warrant, can they enter your home? Gravy Backs all around for your whiskey come thanksgiving! Patreon Ex...

Eden, Zach, Emily, Katie & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Even while Mo is enjoying his safari honeymoon, he takes time to check in on Zach's mental health. Which of course infuriates Zach. Where does Halloween rank amongst the most overrated holidays? Are you practicing proper sleep hygiene? What is the best dumpling? Patreon Exclusive:...

Eden, Zach & Mayes Join the Mailbag LIVE on YouTube every Friday: https://www.youtube.com/@CountTheDings Mayes offers up four theories to explain Zach's increasingly bizarre public interactions. Newsflash buddy, we're running through the white people phrases tier list, so hold your horses and look what the cat dragged in, we're gonna give them a piece of our mind. Do you cook on vacation? What cha...