The Fribrary Podcast

Another warm and fuzzy patiobrary. We calmly discussed the upcoming electoral chaos, and no shots were fired. Alternative titles included: Classic Lucas, bottom feeder Why is Patrick Duffy in the shower? An economist that blogs… Big La La! 1664 Columbus sank to the ocean floor. Drink me like one of your French beers. La La that to La La. Ted Cruz may be Satan. The referenced homework is here...

It was a classic patiobrary Friday. Great episode as indicated by the live-audience polling done at the time. Many alternative titles including: Puff puff don’t pass I don’t have any homework on Fridays. We need the other girl. What kind of sno cone would you get? I think the year ends in civil war. How big is the knee brace? That’s 80% accurate. I have plans for all my calories. The rules do appl...

Alternative titles included: Fighting bibles You’re driving your corvette wrong. They couldn’t spell back then; they didn’t have all the letters. Please giveth me the amazon gift cards. My windmill can’t turn. They have a really good yule log. Women and pennies You lost me at Del City. That’s not in mid-del. 2 is definitely greater than 1. You’re a super spreade...

Alternative titles: It’s the worst game of telephone. Be quiet Deb. It’s Skittles now. I thought about the toilets. This is death, this is death, this is death. Prison sounds awesome sometimes. I invented Fortnite. Did you go atheist for a year? Organize them. That’s what secretaries are for. Messenger birds of prey It’s been a long time since good decisions. How many iTunes gift cards does it tak...

In this virtual Brary we took a virtual trip back to college. We drew some pretty crazy stuff, and went down some Kevin rabbit holes of lawn care as we bid farewell to July on this July the Lastith. Check out the video as well. The referenced homework is here . Enjoy! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit fribrary....

I’m happy to report that nobody got cancelled in this episode. Possible titles included: Permanent knee calluses I’ll kill an old person before I miss a football game. He comes in my cube all the time. I have a knife. Do you need it? No smellzies I think the spoof is on you. Anti Lucas all the way down How many golf balls do you think I have? Honey badger of the air above the sea Cancel the...

We wanted to be in person, but quarantine got in the way. Yet that was a happy accident as it allowed us the freedom to have a VERY special guest–the world famous Emily Danger! As always with Zoombraries, there is a YouTube version . Possible titles included: Hey, we’re out of coins. It was a contest, so clearly I was going to win. “I’m a working father.” You’re a sloppy swiper. Hang t...

This one got heated as a debate brought out some nasty truths. Alternative titles: How do you not like good music? Cannonball Run 3: Electric Version  Love in the age of Covid  Call me colonel  Kelsea? Kelsea. Who’s Kelsea?  I am both the host, the moderator, and the audience. Fast Speeds  You’ve seen me do the Darrel. Referenced homework is here . This is a public episode. If you would like to di...

As we continue to phase in our social behavior, we are back with another Zoombrary. This one is more controversial than ever. We spin a wheel of destiny and discover some hidden charade talents. Check out the video version on YouTube . Possible titles included: How many marbles do we have in the marble drawer? Your picks (pics?) have been in my head nonstop. I muted you, that’s the power of a real...

Our triumphant return to The Library was everything we could have hoped for. Possible titles include: RIP Lucas Lifting Deb I love the effort, but no They have hose [hoes?] on the street there Kevin needed to show that he was right and I was wrong If someone ever makes you do a flow chart, you throw a flame at them High Josh = Drunk Steve . . . the ultimate equation Referenced homework is here . E...

We’re still at it with another Zoombrary. Be sure to check out the video version on YouTube . Possible titles included: In my goal to live forever, not dying is kind of important. Are those people worth saving? A big red A for asymptomatic I think I speak for everyone when I say, “That’s all.” Oh my god cats. Cats are spawns of Satan. My grandma made me that monkey. If I have to...

The ‘Rona ain’t stoppin’ us. We went high tech on this one. Be sure to check it out on YouTube for the video version . Potential titles below. Enjoy! I have no kidneys left. Undercover hobo Exorcisms on a budget I’ll take a beer and we’ll figure this out later. I was really into circuses for awhile. “It essentially just writes itself.” “Does it?&#822...

The titles that could have been: Let me mansplain God to you  I have to kill that pirate, I need its hat  Slice through the anti-vaxxers I’m a good handshaker  High-fives are too much hand-eye coordination  I saw a guy split an armadillo with a sandwich   You wouldn’t traffic this human  He almost had it coming Referenced homework is here . Enjoy! This is a public episode. If you would like to dis...

So many possible titles: Burn it all down. The light at the end of the tunnel is Wendy’s. Santa’s dope I love the tooth fairy, actually. More chemistry, less chivalry Swagcity Bet I can’t walk on it! Can I feel your sweater? Put your square peg in my round hole. Weather is the same thing as time zones. You have knee schnapps. I bet you would, you’re selfish like that. Are y...

Potential titles included: They’re not oohing over the hot one  You don’t know about Baby Jessica?!? How woke are you  You and me and pee go back a long way Wash your hands before you pee   I have to remind myself I’m not poor sometimes Get your head out of the freezer The things you can do with emojis these days   Brownies and homework  Fixing dates in post   Dead girls don’t unmatch  One few are...

This AYA was nearly out of this world. Potential titles were: I regret that Kevin will do more talking in the future. NO! I’m not going to space! School is not a place for smart people. The way you drink and go to strip clubs… Regretbrary Every hoarder always says that. Oiled up in post Never turn your back to a possum. Washing dishes in bleach My stripper names come to me in the shower. The hall...

The leeches looked favorably upon us allowing a our editor to snatch sound from the jaws of silence. Potential other titles: The Other Cousin Cocktail shrimp roasting in the sun Home-cooked meth fire festival Jonesin’ for some M&M’s Sailor/Pirate lifestyle Let the record reflect that Kevin has shed a single tear. Tractor tang That’s A LOT of Words! It’s so long! We live...

Alternative titles were: You’re half a star off. I’m done being judged . . . except on Tinder. I’m not an idiot . Judgmental, slightly overweight, introvert seeks 10 out of 10. If you’ve had kids, you’re dead to me. 30 pairs! Oh, my God, you’re not even close. I do a lot of specialized activities. You have Oh My God beanies?!? You’re 100% wrong. See what y...

Lots, and I mean LOTS, of Kevin on this pod. It is long, but it is soooo good. Possible titles include: His daughter was in the car! Oh my God, he has no taste. There’s nothing special about your opinion, so shut up. “I do a lot of camping.” . . . “That’s a weird brag.” What’s the difference between a stripper and a burlesque dancer? I’ve got a real...

Alternative titles: Your chocolate got in my peanut butter #TooDamnSoon You CAN’T have a bobcat Human trafficking . . . I get it Suddenly the shoe is on the other hand Real golfers should walk As a botanist I can confirm that Do they have tomatoes in Italy? You just got fruited Find the referenced homework here: Homework – Due Friday, July 12, 2019 This is a public episode. If you woul...

This episode had lots of great alternative titles. Among them were: Josh has great calves. What is the stage before the leech gets its leechiness? I’m going to die by lawnmower. Josh is licking Totinos. He’s the head of the misfits. Find the referenced homework here: Homework Due Wednesday, July 3, 2019 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers...

Find the referenced homework here: Homework – Due Sunday, May 26, 2019 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit fribrary.com

Find the referenced homework here: Homework due Saturday, May 11, 2019 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit fribrary.com

Find the referenced homework here: Homework – Due Saturday, April 13, 2019 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit fribrary.com

Find the referenced homework here: Homework Due Friday, March 22, 2019 This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit fribrary.com