Patrick Harney, E.J. Sutton, Mike Miller

The Free Couch Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 111 episodes

We're just three dudes here to give our unqualified, and sometimes (most of the time) idiot advice to your problems. Hence...Free. Hosted by Patrick Harney, E.J. Sutton, and Mike Miller. Plus, don't miss our new series "After Hours", which releases once a month where we talk about Unsolved Mysteries, Paranormal/Extraterrestrial Phenomena, and Conspiracy Theories. New episodes release every other Monday for free on all major platforms. You can watch clips of each episode on TikTok, Facebook, and Youtube.

Author

Patrick Harney, E.J. Sutton, Mike Miller

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

thefreecouch.buzzsprout.com

Latest episode

Jul 6, 2026

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Episodes

Ep. 35 - Uppies 08.01.2024

The boys are BACK with a brand new episode to start off 2024! There was a lot to talk about! They talk Justin's stupid Rocket League highlight reel he made called "Welcome To The Bone Zone", Justin having technical difficulties, and Justin finally realizing how tall Patrick is. But we promise the episode is not all about Justin. EJ went on a ghost tour, and they also talk how ridiculous it is that...

Merry Christmas! (Compilation) 25.12.2023

Merry Christmas everyone! This episode is just a recap compilation of clips posted on social media. We hope you enjoy :)Full video episode will be posted on our youtubeWant a Shoutout on The Show? Text Us! E-Mail us YOUR requests or topics you want to hear at the address below! freecouchadvice@gmail.comFOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK! FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK!DISCLAIMER:The hosts of this show are not liable for...

Ep. 33 - A Gaggle of Geese 11.12.2023

On this episode, the gents talk about Patrick's sinus infection and how he sounds because of it, Gary Brecka and his wealth of health knowledge, Pistol Pete's Seasoning, and much more! Want a Shoutout on The Show? Text Us! E-Mail us YOUR requests or topics you want to hear at the address below! freecouchadvice@gmail.comFOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK! FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK!DISCLAIMER:The hosts of this show ar...

Ep. 32 - How Much Does a Clone Cost? 27.11.2023

The boys have a packed episode with really great, philosophical moments in this show. With discussions like having failed landscaping jobs, if your clone would be better than you at life, and how the FBI would be disinterested in us after tapping into our recording session. Oh, and they also talk about struggling with alcohol and the importance of building and maintaining your health. But that's w...

Ep. 31 - Memories...in a Bottle? 13.11.2023

On this episode, the boys talk what they did for Halloween, how Justin doesn't remember that Patrick is tall even though they have hung out many times, what their waist sizes are, and much more! Want a Shoutout on The Show? Text Us! E-Mail us YOUR requests or topics you want to hear at the address below! freecouchadvice@gmail.comFOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK! FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK!DISCLAIMER:The hosts of th...

Ep. 30 - 10,000 Year Old Cheetos 30.10.2023

Happy Halloween! On this episode, the gents talk Aaron Rodgers, Halloween plans, How fish see water, a man burying Cheetos for people 10,000 years from now to find, and much more! Want a Shoutout on The Show? Text Us! E-Mail us YOUR requests or topics you want to hear at the address below! freecouchadvice@gmail.comFOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK! FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK!DISCLAIMER:The hosts of this show are not...

Ep. 29 - Cotton Corduroy 16.10.2023

In this episode, these fellers talk the upcoming Office reboot, E.J.'s love for The Desperate Housewives, Caribbean or Caribbean, and more! Want a Shoutout on The Show? Text Us! E-Mail us YOUR requests or topics you want to hear at the address below! freecouchadvice@gmail.comFOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK! FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK!DISCLAIMER:The hosts of this show are not liable for the advice given. They are n...

Ep. 28 - Patrick & Frosted Flakes w/Tyler Ennis 02.10.2023

Tyler Ennis, Lead Vocalist of the band Of Virtue, (and Tyler's brother) joins the boys again to tell some stories from the Europe tour the band went on this summer, how American Airlines is now their enemy, and how Tyler's new nickname is Frosted Flakes! Want a Shoutout on The Show? Text Us! E-Mail us YOUR requests or topics you want to hear at the address below! freecouchadvice@gmail.comFOLLOW US...

Ep. 27 - Ryan Started The Fyre! 18.09.2023

On this episode, the fellas talk about Fyre Festival 2, how not all squirrels can fly, Justin's love for Justin Bieber, flying cars, and a whole lot more! Want a Shoutout on The Show? Text Us! Hemisphere Coffee RoastersFeaturing Redline Roast! Claim your 10% discount on Redline Roast with the promo code "FREECOUCH"Disclaimer: This post contains affiliate links. If you make a purchase, I may receiv...

Ep. 26 - It's All About The Cheese Ball 04.09.2023

The fellas are back talking about Patrick's love for cheese balls, E.J. believing that Hitler made a deal with aliens, and how Justin is always too loud. Plus, do you use the hand dryers in public bathrooms? Want a Shoutout on The Show? Text Us! E-Mail us YOUR requests or topics you want to hear at the address below! freecouchadvice@gmail.comFOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK! FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK!DISCLAIMER:Th...

Ep. 25 - E.J. Watches Feet...For Dance 21.08.2023

These gents are here for an incredible 25th episode! There's so much fun in this episode, you won't be disappointed! Want a Shoutout on The Show? Text Us! E-Mail us YOUR requests or topics you want to hear at the address below! freecouchadvice@gmail.comFOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK! FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK!DISCLAIMER:The hosts of this show are not liable for the advice given. They are not responsible for the...

Ep. 24 - UFO's and Steppin' on Toes 07.08.2023

These esteemed gentlemen are here to talk a wide range of topics this episode. Patrick went on vacation (which apparently he does often?), E.J. feels very strongly about UFO's (which are called UAP's now?), and how there are unwritten rules in General Admission at a concert. Plus, the guys look terrifying as women. Want a Shoutout on The Show? Text Us! E-Mail us YOUR requests or topics you want to...

Ep. 23 - Not All Heroes Wear Capes 24.07.2023

On this episode, the gents discuss why people with gross feet feel its ok to wear flip flops, Justin tells the story of how be became a hero, Gorilla's potentially becoming addicted to Technology, and Patrick's take on the movie Sound of Freedom. Want a Shoutout on The Show? Text Us! E-Mail us YOUR requests or topics you want to hear at the address below! freecouchadvice@gmail.comFOLLOW US ON FACE...

Ep. 22 - Tomato Soup Changes Lives 10.07.2023

On this episode, the boys talk Patrick's first time having tomato soup, EJ thinks he could win a fight against a horse with his bare hands, and Justin tells about an experience he had in the ER. Want a Shoutout on The Show? Text Us! E-Mail us YOUR requests or topics you want to hear at the address below! freecouchadvice@gmail.comFOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK! FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK!DISCLAIMER:The hosts of th...

Ep. 21 - Rob Faked The Moon Landing w/Rob E 26.06.2023

The boys are joined by another special guest, Rob E, the host of Attack On Show, which is a YouTube show where he helps you find what to watch or listen to next! The boys talk conspiracy theories, if a straw has one hole or two, if they could beat a wild animal in a fight, and how violent Hot Pockets can be. Make sure to SUBSCRIBE! Want a Shoutout on The Show? Text Us! E-Mail us YOUR requests or t...

Ep. 20 - Who Needs Ryan Anyways 12.06.2023

On this episode, the boys talk about why E.J.'s friend Ryan is the worst, Justin has people getting tased outside of his house, Justin having the hots for a local cop, and much more! Want a Shoutout on The Show? Text Us! E-Mail us YOUR requests or topics you want to hear at the address below! freecouchadvice@gmail.comFOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK! FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK!DISCLAIMER:The hosts of this show are...

Ep. 19 - This Isn't Fast & Furious 29.05.2023

What do you think are the top sitcoms of all time? The boys go through some ranking list online that seemed legit. Plus, they talk things that always piss them off, and we hear an update from Brandon! Featured Email:Brandon (Michigan) - How to get over new relationship insecuritiesWant a Shoutout on The Show? Text Us! E-Mail us YOUR requests or topics you want to hear at the address below! freecou...

Ep. 18 - People Can Smell Ants w/Brigida Sutton 15.05.2023

E.J.'s wife, Brigida joins the boys! And, boy, does she have stories about E.J.....Enjoy! Want a Shoutout on The Show? Text Us! E-Mail us YOUR requests or topics you want to hear at the address below! freecouchadvice@gmail.comFOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK! FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK!DISCLAIMER:The hosts of this show are not liable for the advice given. They are not responsible for the actions taken by any listen...

Ep. 17 - As Long As We Get To Wear Leather 01.05.2023

Comin' in hot with a new episode! The boys talk about a whole smorgasbord of things that we don't really want to type out here...so just trust us, it's good. Enjoy! Want a Shoutout on The Show? Text Us! E-Mail us YOUR requests or topics you want to hear at the address below! freecouchadvice@gmail.comFOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK! FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK!DISCLAIMER:The hosts of this show are not liable for the...

Ep. 16 - Wooly Mammoth Meatballs 17.04.2023

They're baaaack. The convos this episode are wild! Talking Wooly Mammoth Meatballs, why releasing a killer whale that's been in captivity for over 50 years is a TERRIBLE idea, how magical DisneyWorld is, and how bad Frontier Airlines is! Want a Shoutout on The Show? Text Us! E-Mail us YOUR requests or topics you want to hear at the address below! freecouchadvice@gmail.comFOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK! FOL...

Ep. 15 - Do You Have A Mole Problem? Try Juicy Fruit! 03.04.2023

On this episode, Patrick, Justin, and E.J. talk about what their intro songs would be if one played every time they entered a room. Plus, E.J. gives his expert advice on dealing with Moles tearing up your yard. And, they gives their thoughts on Chat GPT, and what they would do if they were immortal for a day. Want a Shoutout on The Show? Text Us! Hemisphere Coffee RoastersFeaturing Redline Roast!...

Ep. 14 - Mosquitos Can Drive Down In Louisiana 20.03.2023

The boys take a stroll down memory lane to talk childhood stories, childhood fights, plus cultural differences between each state they live in. Want a Shoutout on The Show? Text Us! E-Mail us YOUR requests or topics you want to hear at the address below! freecouchadvice@gmail.comFOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK! FOLLOW US ON TIKTOK!DISCLAIMER:The hosts of this show are not liable for the advice given. They a...

Ep. 13 - Goats, Gardens, & Guns 06.03.2023

Patrick, Justin, & E.J. talk this week on what their plans of attack would be if there was a nuclear fallout. Plus, is bringing back prehistoric animals a good thing? Also, the boys give some hot takes...or what E.J. THINKS are hot takes. Want a Shoutout on The Show? Text Us! E-Mail us YOUR requests or topics you want to hear at the address below! freecouchadvice@gmail.comFOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK...

Ep. 12 - Head Whipping Yourself Into a Concussion w/Jeff Kapp 20.02.2023

On this special episode, Jeff Kapp, who is a filmmaker, joins the gents on the couch to talk about which movies he's excited for this year, conspiracy theories, the Earth's core changing its direction, and diving into some True or False! Plus, they guys debate the 4-day work week conversation! CALL TO ACTION:We want to hear from you! Would a 4-Day work week be a good idea or no? Plus, if you've go...

Ep. 11 - Don't Let Destiny's Child Ruin Your Marriage! 06.02.2023

The boys go back into the comedy vault and dust off some good ol' Chuck Norris jokes. Plus they share their thoughts on potentially being the next Netflix flight attendant, mini ponies at McDonald's drive-thru's, if the Panera Karen was wrong, and more! FEATURED EMAIL:Anonymous - Husband's obsession with Destiny's Child is ruining their marriage! Want a Shoutout on The Show? Text Us! E-Mail us YOU...

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